Shashvat Chitransh

Shashvat Chitransh

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"Veer Bhogya Vasundhara" ( The Brave Shall Inherit The Earth) - Rajputana Rifles

"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway."- Robert Downey Jr.

I have been a wrasslin' fan since 2004,and I follow Cricket, Boxing and WWE closely.( I won't give in to Twitter! And no, you guys can't find my FB account) I am a proud member of Team Sheikie and The Metal Revolution. I love political debates and have been called the "Damien Sandow Of BR". I am also a part of the Golden Horde along with Fatir Naeem. Dan Brown is my favorite writer.

My favourite writers
1. Chinmay, William Gullo and Jon Fisher
2.Mike Chiari
3.Andy Soucek and Ryan Dilbert
4. Chris Mueller and Seth M. Guttenplan
5. Drake Oz, Travis Taylor and Eric Newman

Favourite Wrestlers
1. The Undertaker
2. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
3. Shawn Michaels
4. The Rock
5. CM Punk

Favourite Movies
1. Gangs Of Wasseypur ( It has been said that this movie is better than The Godfather, and it is)
2. The Godfather
3. Fight Club
4. Twelve Angry Men
5. The Godfather 2
6. The Silence Of The Lambs
7. City Of God and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
8. Schindler's List
9. A Beautiful Mind
10. Se7en

Favourite Movie Characters
1. Tyler Durden
2. Sardar Khan
3. Dr. Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter
4. Michael Corleone
5. Randle Patrick " Mac" McMurphy.

The B/R Catalogue
1. Some parodies tend to act as if they have Dissociative Identity Disorder.
2. Whenever you criticize WWE Creative, someone will say " Russo,is that you ?".
3. Some people ask for likes in the comment section . Bleacher Report is neither Facebook nor Youtube.
4. A comment has 1 like. You like the comment and it magically gets 20-30 likes. Logic Go Home.
5. Seth M. Guttenplan will always finish his articles with the words" Sincerely, Seth "
6. Two Face changes his profile names faster than a girl changes her clothes. Suspect's earlier names- Two Face, Sheamus O' Shaunessy, The Mental Mastermind, The Copperhead, The Great Copperhead, The Mastermind, Sheamus, Raw is Jericho, Yeah Yeah Yeah, Corazon De Leon, Feels Good To B. Roode. Feels Great To B. Roode, Two Phase and The Phizog.
7. *Advertisement Starts* Need a new profile picture ? Tired of Googling a good propic ? Don't worry, CM Mox is here. He will suggest you the best profile pictures which guarantee words of appraisal by the whole community. Offer lasts till Mox is on the site. Conditions Apply *Advertisement Ends* ;-)
8. Some people write their bio in third-person. Big mystery who has written them.
9.The Comments Section of the Doc's Raw Coverage is ALWAYS messed up.
10. Don't log in for one day. People think you're dead.
11. One of TwoFace's earlier names was C Man. If you know what I mean.
12. So far, there have been 7563618304816368361548 Zack Ryder articles. A miniscule number compared to "When will Cena turn Heel ? " articles.
13. CM Mox is currently writng a novella on Your Hero. Help him publish it.
14. . "Big Nasty is now proud to call himself an active member of The Bleacher Report community and hopes this community is equally as happy to read his material." Yeah right, we are very happy to read your work.
15. Chinmay re-applied to write last month. He got rejected. *Epic Facepalm*
16. Most of the people here, use the site as a public forum, rather than as a sports site.
17. There is an AGE CRISIS in the community.
18. Seth M. Guttenplan ALWAYS has a plan.
19. No one will forget the Great Nicole S. Scandal of 2013.
20. The community was in a state of war. Belligerents- Team Heel, Team Shekie, The Burial Squad, Matt Rogers, Daanish Riaz and Team Troll. Stay frosty guys. Updates on the war- In an act of cowardice, II has ingloriousy left the battlefield after negotiating a truce with the valiant but somewhat of a pervert, Heel 4.0 The Circle's forces have compelled Team Troll to beat a hasty retreat. VICTORY TO THE CIRCLE !
21. Try and find a Bulletin Board without the words "care for a fan add" . You can't.
22. Dyro's favorite word is "m8"
23. When you go to Sports Lover's profile… DON'T be blinded by the flash of blue.
24. Fasih Naeem's head is so thick that no idea can violate it.
25. Parastou Zadeh's shirt is more over than anyone in TNA.
26. Go to Heels Of Wrestling's profile and tell him that wrestling is not a real sport. And wait… just wait.
27. Daanish Riaz thinks that he's Deadpool but in reality, he hides his childhood ambition of being The Incredible Hulk.
28. Olli Seppala's dog takes him out for walks.
29. "Explicit HEEL Violence". Name of a BR Tag Team or a hardcore porn movie ? O.O
30. "You know its Dan Riaz (Daanish) if there is a question mark after a statement"- HEEL 4.0
31. HEEL 4.0 has gone, but... But his spirit lives on. ;-)
32. Lil' Ray-Ray Jr. headbutts people with his skull. O.O
33. The name is "Fandjango". The J is silent. ;-)
34. The name is Rafeal Phoenix. Not Rafael Phoenix. Get it right people !
35. DYRO won't pick up the sprinkles. ;-)
36. Julia 316 is pregnant. Ryan Lauro thought that she was a boy. Community Leader... trolled.

23/12/2012-Sachin Tendulkar retires from One Day Internationals. The Greatest quits. Now I know why the Mayans said that the world would end in 2012.

My Favorite Youtube videos -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_RGzJzhLnE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqFMFVcCZgI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RJC_Trf_NY

" You are not your job, you’re not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You're the all singing, all dancing crap of the world."-Tyler Durden.

Bye guys !

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Sachin Tendulkar, Rahul Dravid, Muttiah Muralidharan,Major Dhyanchand, Novak Djokovic, King James, Kobe Bryant, Iron Mike,Jack Johnson,Brock Lesnar,The Undertaker,Stone Cold Steve Austin

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    L.A. Lakers,Mumbai Indians,Manchester United, Indian Cricket Team. U.P. Wizards

  • Favorite Coaches

    The one and only-Sir Alex Ferguson™, Constantine "Cus" D'Amato, Gary Kirsten

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    India wins the ICC World Cup for the second time, In a county game against Glamorgan, Greg Thomas attempted to sledge Sir Vivian Richards after he had played and missed at several balls in a row. He informed Richards: "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering." Richards hammered the next delivery out of the cricket grounds and into a nearby river. Turning to the bowler, he commented: "Greg, you know what it looks like, now go and find it." , Undertaker throws off Mankind off the Cell at Hell In A Cell and The Birth of Austin 3:16

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    India vs Australia Test match(Bangalore, Sourav Ganguly's last test)

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    The Undertaker's streak , Sachin's Ton of Tons, Most runs in One Day Internationals- Sachin Tendulkar, Rocky Marciano's 49-0.

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Federer

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Schumi

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  • Lil Ray-Ray Jr. posted 1 hour ago

    Lil Ray-Ray Jr.

    New Reel.

  • Divine Ken posted 6 hours ago

    Divine Ken

    Well that reason has long been over exaggerated for now. It was something I thought of around the time I started talking to her and everyone followed suit. I'm a good leader aren't I? XD

    I think GRAW 2 is the best Tom Clancy game I ever played as of right now. Scott Mitchell is a great character as well with Sam Fisher. :D Don't you agree?

  • Eric Newman posted 10 hours ago

    Eric Newman

    Hi Shashvat,

    Here is my latest article:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1647259-the-20-most-outstanding-sports-team-rally-songs

    I'm taking next week off. Getting behind on other writing projects so I need some catchup time.

    Have a great weekend,

    Eric

  • Lil Ray-Ray Jr. posted 17 hours ago

    Lil Ray-Ray Jr.

    LOL. You didn't like Heel's promo? I thought it was great XD

  • CM Mox posted 1 day ago

    CM Mox

    Yeah it WAS weird. BTW Once I drop the WHC I'm going to be a full time judge.

  • Karan Athrey posted 1 day ago

    Karan Athrey

    I like RR!! They have been playing very good!! But after the the league match between MI and RR, I feel RR has become corrupted!! LOL!! If you mean what I say!! ;)

  • Divine Ken posted 1 day ago

    Divine Ken

    I heard of that movie and I think it's a pretty amazing war movie. Nicole is the most luckiest girl on the planet. You and I both know why lol. Even she knows why and it's not the reason you listed. XD Tom Clancy should make movies as his games is so original and creative it has to be a movie!

  • Divine Ken posted 1 day ago

    Divine Ken

    Wow you didn't even gave me the chance to say the title. You read my mind! I'm not a conservative guy. Did you ever seen the movie Blackhawk down? That's my favorite movie of all time.

  • Jon Fisher posted 1 day ago

    Jon Fisher

    Well I have not heard from RiZE since last year, so I hope he comes back.

  • Divine Ken posted 1 day ago

    Divine Ken

    Nope. I didn't get the chance to but thanks for the recommendation. I will during my summer break. I did watch something about what happened or speculation of what happened before Queen Elizabeth was born between her parents. That movie was amazing despite all the drama. You heard of that movie?

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