Favorite Athletes

Julian and Randy

Favorite Sports Teams

The ones that score.

Favorite Coaches

The ones that don't rape children.

All-Time Sports Moment

Randy "jumping" the cheeseburger.

Most Memorable Game Attended

IDK I always would end up in the drunk tank pissing myself.

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Drinkeypoo?

Ruth or Mays?

Rum & Coke

Unitas or Montana?

Mass Tequila!

Jordan or Russell?

Liquor

Gretzky or Orr?

GretzkyOrr

Pele or Maradona?

Philadelphia Collins

Federer or Sampras?

Sarah's fat ass.

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Cheetah print trevor.

Petty or Earnhardt?

The Dirty Burger.

Schumacher or Senna?

Shots?

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Their all garbage! Whoever gives the most money and liquor.