I originally intended to use it as a short-term replacement for "Sherlock" but it was so much better than I expected.
Best show ever? If not, it has to be up there...
You're Goddamn right...
aint never dead, always live on
I still have half my face
Get that guy a maaanual.
I know I aint Smoove, I've said that plenty of times in my comments when replying to others. My first name is Chris though.
I got some jokes for Alabama:
What's the difference between Alabama and Cheerios?
Cheeriors belong in a bowl
What did the Alabama recruit take with him on his way to Tuscaloosa?
A flunking report card, some Deer Antler Spray and a pile of cash
What did the Alabama graduate tell the couple?
Welcome to Mcdonalds! May I take your order?
What's the difference between a bucket of sh*t and Alabama?
Why did they pick an Elephant to be Alabama's mascot?
1. The Elephant's physical features resemble Bama fans
2. They were going to choose a deer but they needed its antlers
What do you call a genius in Alabama?
It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the game. The rest will have to dress themselves.
A new law recently passed in alabama regarding divorce...when a couple gets divorced, they are still brother and sister...
Yeah I agree, shoulda been Georgia ND. Bama never wins fair. They rely on other teams to choke, and they have the BCS to save their butts every year. People say ND is lucky when Bama is the team that always gets lucky I can name over 10 choking events or sanctions put on another team, or bad calls that allowed them to win the title game. Alabama is a lame squad for bandwagoners, never respected those rednecks, never will.