Favorite Athletes

Carl Lewis when he sings, MIlton Bradley when he attacks fans, and Antoine Walker never

Favorite Sports Teams

New Orleans Saints, New Orleans Hornets, Boston Celtics, Philadelphia Phillies

Favorite Coaches

The Mustachioed Triumvirate of Cowher, Ditka, and Phil Jackson

Most Memorable Game Attended

1999 Boston Red Sox regular season game in which I was struck by a John Valentin foul ball

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Wade Boggs' streak of Most Consecutive Games Preceded by Fried Chicken

Unitas or Montana?

I said Joe Mantegna!

Jordan or Russell?

Bill Russell for succeeding as a coach as well as a player.

Gretzky or Orr?

Bobby Orr for having a more recognizable black and white sports photo

Pele or Maradona?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug....

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger Woods