1. Highlight Reel From Bill Simmons' Portland Book Signing

    Normally, highlight videos are reserved for athletes. Very rarely will you see one for a pudgy 40-year-old, with graying hair and a nasally voice that resembles a cross between Fran Drescher and SpongeBob SquarePants...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 226 reads 0 comments

  2. And the Funniest Fake Athlete Twitter Account Goes To…

    Everyone knows Jay Cutler is a douche bag. Everyone knows that Mike Dunleavy is a terrible coach. Everyone knows Al Davis is off his rocker and everyone knows that if JaMarcus Russell spent half ...

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  3. Oregon Ducks: A Return To Respectability Is on the Horizon

    Brief introduction: I’m Keith. I’m a sophomore at the U of O, and I’ll be your Oregon basketball Featured Columnist this season...

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  4. Ducks Burn Sun Devils in Biggest Snooze-Fest of the Year

    This game is officially in “eh” territory. Coming off the loss to Stanford, all the Ducks really needed to do was scratch out a win and regain a little momentum before their two real tests to end the Pac-10 season...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 870 reads 0 comments

  5. Hungry, Focused and Determined: The Ducks Will Beat Arizona State

    I have no excuses for being so lazy this week. This has actually been the easiest week of the term and I haven’t even slept enough, written enough or eaten enough. I have no excuses...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 372 reads 0 comments

  6. Week 10 NFL Power Rankings: Mocking ESPN's Jeffri Chadiha

    Some people say imitation is the highest form of flattery. In most cases, I would agree. But not this time. Jeffri Chadiha is an NFL insider who covers the AFC and NFC North for ESPN...

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  7. The Miracle Run Comes To an End as Oregon Lets Down at Stanford

    After the last four weeks, and especially after last week’s blowout of USC, I thought we were invincible. I thought Chip Kelly would never let his team show up unprepared, I thought the defense ...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 344 reads 2 comments

  8. Oregon-Stanford: Expect the Ducks to Keep Rolling

    Stanford might have a nicer campus, smarter students, and even a better synchronized swimming team, but when it comes to football, there is no doubt that Oregon comes out on top...

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  9. Oregon Ducks: The Definitive Oregon Green Dude Interview (Humour)

    He is a man of simple taste. He enjoys safety blitzes, the Oregon spread-option attack, and the colors green and yellow. He prides himself on being the most fanatic, intimidating, and downright terrifying force in Autzen stadium...

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  10. Week Nine NFL Power Rankings: Saints Brees Their Way to the Top

    So, basically, what I learned this weekend is that the NFL cannot compare to college football. Not a great hook to keep you NFL fans reading, right? Well the two would be a lot closer if I didn’t ...

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  11. Oregon Ducks Dress Up as the Grim Reaper, Kill USC on Halloween Night

    If you’ve never been to a big game at Autzen stadium, I suggest you do everything in your power to do so. Take out a loan, put your wife or girlfriend up for prostitution, sell your kids. Whatever it takes...

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  12. USC's Matt Barkley Makes Light of Autzen, But Will He Duck Repercussions?

    Apparently Matt Barkley has never heard of bulletin board material. Despite sporting a 3.77 high school GPA, the true freshman quarterback might have just made the biggest mental mistake of his career—and it didn’t come anywhere near a football field...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 1,077 reads 22 comments

  13. Somebody Go Get the Officiant: I'm in Love With Oregon Football

    I’m 100 percent out of control, sleepless nights, butterflies in my stomach, nothing else matters any more, madly in love with Oregon football. Let’s just say I’m all in more than Charles Barkley and John Daly at a poker table...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 1,154 reads 2 comments

  14. Week 8 NFL Power Rankings: The Saints Go Marching On

    By The UO Sports Dude Another week down and another crazy shake-up in the rankings. The Bears and 49ers faced reality checks, and I finally gave the Bengals the ounce of credibility they deserve...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 416 reads 1 comments

  15. Once Again, the Oregon Ducks Neuter the Washington Huskies

    I’ve never seen so many sad people wearing purple before. I mean, wearing purple is depressing enough on its own, but factor in a 43-19 butt-kicking by your rival and there’s plenty of reasons to shed a tear...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 711 reads 0 comments

  16. Rivalry Renewed: Oregon Ducks Look for Sixth Straight over Huskies

    I remember going to my first Oregon Duck football game last fall as a freshman. Because of weird scheduling circumstances, the Washington Huskies came to Autzen in just the second week of the season...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 424 reads 0 comments

  17. NFL Power Rankings Week Seven: Vikings Ride Brett Favre Mojo

    By the UO Sports Dude This was one of the worst sports weekends of my life. The Oregon Ducks had the week off, the 49ers were on a bye, the A’s are long gone, and it’s ...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 1,337 reads 3 comments

  18. Warriors Preview: Development of Youngsters Will Make or Break Season

    The Golden State Warriors are the Oakland Raiders of the NBA. The similarities are eerie. And for any self-respecting Bay Area sports fan, that isn’t a good thing...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 970 reads 2 comments

  19. College Football Quick Hits: The BCS Picture

    With the Ducks off this week and the introduction of the first BCS rankings today, I thought it would a good time to see which teams still have legitimate  national championship dreams...

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  20. Pac-10 Preview Week Seven: Watching from the Sideline

    No matter what happens this weekend, I can 100 percent guarantee that it will not come even remotely close to the last five weekends. Not even if I go to the best party ever. Going undefeated in beer pong? No big deal...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 270 reads 0 comments

  21. NFL Power Rankings Week Six: Vikes Holding Strong at the Top

    It’s consuming my life. First went homework, then showering. My sense of smell and my taste buds quickly followed. Flowers don’t smell anymore, candy is no longer sweet. Is this a love poem? No...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 3,705 reads 3 comments

  22. Third Quarter Hat-Trick Propels Oregon Ducks Past UCLA Bruins

    Chip Kelly must be one hell of a motivational speaker. After being held scoreless in the first half—for just the second time since 2007—the Oregon Ducks overcame their three-point deficit faster than you could say "LaMichael James for Heisman in 2010...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 376 reads 6 comments

  23. Slow Down, Folks, Oregon Isn't in the BCS Just Yet

    I'm worried. For the first time all season. Seriously. I bought into the hype before Boise State. I was certain Oregon would get their revenge against Purdue. I knew Utah was overrated...

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 796 reads 1 comments

  24. The Anti-Man Crushes: People the Sports Dude Hates

    First, let me say, I wasn’t going to write this blog until Friday, but for the sake of my girlfriend’s sanity and the future of our relationship, I needed to get out my snide comments and sarcastic witticisms before I do any more irreversible

    Keith Becker uosportsdude.com Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about over 5 years ago 150 reads 4 comments

  25. The Sports Dude's Man Crushes

    It's the middle of the week. Work is boring. Your girlfriend didn't wear makeup today. All ESPN is talking about it Brett Favre and Tim Tebow. You need something to cheer you up. That's where I come in...

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