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Favorite Sports Teams
Dallas Stars, Buffalo Bills, French People
All-Time Sports Moment
Anything Lynn Swann caught in SB X
Most Memorable Game Attended
An Orioles game where I saw some lady's boobs
Unitas or Montana?
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