Jay Middleton joined October 2007

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Jay Middleton

About Jay »

I am OUTRAGED by the PED scandal, and will be writing a series of articles to that effect as soon as I can score some Adderall.

Raider Nation since 2006. FWIW, I think Al Davis should step in and coach the Raiders, and if he can't go .500 after 20 games, he should fire himself.

Yankee-Hater since 1996.

I am aware of all internet traditions.

The Shortlist »

  • Favorite Athletes

    Barry Bonds, A-Rod, Mike Vick, Kenyon Martin, Bill Belichick, Ron Artest, Sean Avery, Josh Howard, Michael Phelps, Lindsay Lohan, Vandal Savage, your Mom [back when she ran cross-country and was hot].

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Are they from the Bay? The Balto-DC area? Are they not named the Nationals, Redskins, or Sharks? Yeah, I'm probably down.

  • Favorite Coaches

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Three words: Jeffrey @*#$!&% Maier.

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Arizona-Stanford, March 2000. "#1 Seed West," smart kids!

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Wilt Chamberlain [not the 100-point one].

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Say Hey, baby!

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Johnny U, Charm City representa.

  • Jordan or Russell?

  • Gretzky or Orr?

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele on the pitch, Maradona in the club.

  • Federer or Sampras?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/sports/playmagazine/20federer.html?pagewanted=all

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Daly.

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

  • Schumacher or Senna?

  • Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

    Left coast, fool. Throw those dubs up!

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Hotnuke said...

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Jay,

I felt you might get a kick out of this little piece. It has an important message for everyone. Let me know what you think of it in the comments section.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/255532-be-smart-play-joyfully-today?just_published=1

Thanks,

Daniel Barber aka Hotnuke

67 days ago

Blaine Spence said...

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"No room for racism"

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/233873-jessie-owens-one-of-the-greatest-athletes-of-all-time

103 days ago

Deepak Israni said...

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I would be really thankful if you edited my piece, it's been 5 hours.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/216899-why-real-madrid-should-bring-juan-mata-back

Thanks in advance

132 days ago

Shanan H. said...

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Hey, this was a lot of fun to write...I was hoping you could check it out:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/215033-hi-im-billy-mays-here-for-your-favorite-mlb-team-an-ad-for-every-team

Thanks!

136 days ago

Raymond Mullan said...

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Jay,

I would like to know what you think about this piece on Marichal.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/211516-a-juan-marichal-memory-july-2-1963

141 days ago

Blaine Spence said...

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I decided to do a list with a twist!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/210912-sports-oddest-traditions-explained

142 days ago

Mike Kent said...

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Is the DL a reason to
give up on the Mets?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/204952-the-dl-strikes-again-but-here-it-is-not-time-to-throw-in-the-towel

152 days ago

w j said...

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Thank you for the editing and the nice note. :-)

160 days ago

Mike Burse said...

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Thanks for the edits!

167 days ago

Dany Lemieux said...

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Thanks for the Edit!

170 days ago

Rohini Iyer said...

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Jay could edit my latest article..please time permitting...Thanks..
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/192016-creature-vs-creature-safinas-hopman-cup-equaliser-at-roland-garros

171 days ago

mike fenton said...

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hey thanks for the clean up and feedback.

176 days ago

Bryan Thiel said...

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I've heard of it yea, but I have to watch it sequentially on youtube because it's not on the DVD version (well..it's on the special edition not the one I have I think).

The parts I've seen are hilarious.

But yea...Anchorman 2...may not be the best idea hahah

Thanks man,

BT

178 days ago

Tom Edrington said...

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Jay: could you please change that to Michael Clayton, I didn't know how to get back in and make the change.....although Mark was soooooo much better than Michael is..

Thanks for the edit

Tom Edrington

180 days ago

Dave Morgan said...

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Thanks again.
And obviously, in my last comment the word I was looking for was 'comment'.

180 days ago

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