Jay Middleton
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I am OUTRAGED by the PED scandal, and will be writing a series of articles to that effect as soon as I can score some Adderall.

Raider Nation since 2006. FWIW, I think Al Davis should step in and coach the Raiders, and if he can't go .500 after 20 games, he should fire himself.

Yankee-Hater since 1996.

I am aware of all internet traditions.

The Short List What Jay thinks about sport's most pressing questions

  • Favorite Athletes

    Barry Bonds, A-Rod, Mike Vick, Kenyon Martin, Bill Belichick, Ron Artest, Sean Avery, Josh Howard, Michael Phelps, Lindsay Lohan, Vandal Savage, your Mom [back when she ran cross-country and was hot].

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Are they from the Bay? The Balto-DC area? Are they not named the Nationals, Redskins, or Sharks? Yeah, I'm probably down.

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Three words: Jeffrey @*#$!&% Maier.

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Arizona-Stanford, March 2000. "#1 Seed West," smart kids!

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Wilt Chamberlain [not the 100-point one].

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Say Hey, baby!

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Johnny U, Charm City representa.

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele on the pitch, Maradona in the club.

  • Federer or Sampras?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/sports/playmagazine/20federer.html?pagewanted=all

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Daly.

  • Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

    Left coast, fool. Throw those dubs up!

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  1. Jay,

    I felt you might get a kick out of this little piece. It has an important message for everyone. Let me know what you think of it in the comments section.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/255532-be-smart-play-joyfully-today?just_published=1

    Thanks,

    Daniel Barber aka Hotnuke

  2. I would be really thankful if you edited my piece, it's been 5 hours.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/216899-why-real-madrid-should-bring-juan-mata-back

    Thanks in advance

  3. Hey, this was a lot of fun to write...I was hoping you could check it out:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/215033-hi-im-billy-mays-here-for-your-favorite-mlb-team-an-ad-for-every-team

    Thanks!

  4. Jay,

    I would like to know what you think about this piece on Marichal.
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/211516-a-juan-marichal-memory-july-2-1963

  5. Thank you for the editing and the nice note. :-)

  6. Thanks for the edits!

  7. Thanks for the Edit!

  8. hey thanks for the clean up and feedback.

  9. I've heard of it yea, but I have to watch it sequentially on youtube because it's not on the DVD version (well..it's on the special edition not the one I have I think).

    The parts I've seen are hilarious.

    But yea...Anchorman 2...may not be the best idea hahah

    Thanks man,

    BT

  10. Jay: could you please change that to Michael Clayton, I didn't know how to get back in and make the change.....although Mark was soooooo much better than Michael is..

    Thanks for the edit

    Tom Edrington

  11. Thanks again.
    And obviously, in my last comment the word I was looking for was 'comment'.

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