Jay Middleton

Jay Middleton

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I am OUTRAGED by the PED scandal, and will be writing a series of articles to that effect as soon as I can score some Adderall.

Raider Nation since 2006. FWIW, I think Al Davis should step in and coach the Raiders, and if he can't go .500 after 20 games, he should fire himself.

Yankee-Hater since 1996.

I am aware of all internet traditions.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Barry Bonds, A-Rod, Mike Vick, Kenyon Martin, Bill Belichick, Ron Artest, Sean Avery, Josh Howard, Michael Phelps, Lindsay Lohan, Vandal Savage, your Mom [back when she ran cross-country and was hot].

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Are they from the Bay? The Balto-DC area? Are they not named the Nationals, Redskins, or Sharks? Yeah, I'm probably down.

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    Three words: Jeffrey @*#$!&% Maier.

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Arizona-Stanford, March 2000. "#1 Seed West," smart kids!

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Wilt Chamberlain [not the 100-point one].

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Say Hey, baby!

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Johnny U, Charm City representa.

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele on the pitch, Maradona in the club.

  • Federer or Sampras?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/sports/playmagazine/20federer.html?pagewanted=all

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Daly.

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Left coast, fool. Throw those dubs up!

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  • Richard Bowler posted 1202 days ago

    Richard Bowler

    This is my new DL rankings
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/341218-2010-nfl-draft-top-ten-dl-prospects

  • Richard Bowler posted 1206 days ago

    Richard Bowler

    This my WR rankings for 2010 draft
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/338501-2010-nfl-draft-top-ten-wr-prospects?just_published=1

  • Richard Bowler posted 1211 days ago

    Richard Bowler

    check this out http://bleacherreport.com/articles/334614-2010-nfl-draft-top-ten-rb-prospects

  • Richard Bowler posted 1213 days ago

    Richard Bowler

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/333128-brett-vader-a-villian-from-the-ashes-of-greatness

  • Richard Bowler posted 1221 days ago

    Richard Bowler

    Hey Jay, you should check out my new mock draft.
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/328410-nfl-mock-draft-2010-version-10

  • Steve Smith posted 1345 days ago

    Steve Smith

    Jay,

    I felt you might get a kick out of this little piece. It has an important message for everyone. Let me know what you think of it in the comments section.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/255532-be-smart-play-joyfully-today?just_published=1

    Thanks,

    Daniel Barber aka Hotnuke

  • Blaine Spence posted 1381 days ago

    Blaine Spence

    "No room for racism"

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/233873-jessie-owens-one-of-the-greatest-athletes-of-all-time

  • Deepak Israni posted 1411 days ago

    Deepak Israni

    I would be really thankful if you edited my piece, it's been 5 hours.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/216899-why-real-madrid-should-bring-juan-mata-back

    Thanks in advance

  • Shanan H. posted 1414 days ago

    Shanan H.

    Hey, this was a lot of fun to write...I was hoping you could check it out:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/215033-hi-im-billy-mays-here-for-your-favorite-mlb-team-an-ad-for-every-team

    Thanks!

  • Raymond Mullan posted 1420 days ago

    Raymond Mullan

    Jay,

    I would like to know what you think about this piece on Marichal.
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/211516-a-juan-marichal-memory-july-2-1963

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