I'M BACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!... OMG, WTF, ZIGGLER IS THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. I'M MARKING OUT YO, LOL. I'M HELLA HAPPY MAN.! (4/8/13)
Before I left for 4 LONG ASS MONTHS, I had like 900 comments but something went wrong... Who cares? I'm finally back & I .... [BREAKING NEWS] I, THE ONE & ONLY "BEST IN THE WORLD AT everything HE DOES" IS LEAVING B/R FOR A 6 MONTH MILITARY ACADEMY IN SEPTEMBER 2013. BE PREPARED FOR GREAT GRIEF AND EMPTIENESS WHEN THAT DAY COMES. I'LL ELABORATE ON THAT L8ER...
Sorry for the caps, but anyway.. I'm not on here all the time, so go ahead and follow jaboy's new Instagram (if you have one): @slvgz_
Anyway, here's my legendary, rare, stable mates..: http://bleacherreport.com/users/982648-y2j-is-the-best, http://bleacherreport.com/users/2141144-dyro, & http://bleacherreport.com/users/2108381-alex-riley-is-the-best-20.
We're the Lionhearts you idiot!
If you were sleep under a rock for the past month, my all time favorite, Dolph Ziggler is the current World Heavyweight Champion... And somewhere my good old friend Tyson Jones is praying and waiting for him to drop the title, lol.. HIS TIME IS NOW! #proudDolphansince08 LOL.
I put my whole heart and soul (and my thoughts) into ALL of my comments. I strive to and want to be the best in everything I do in real life and on here. One day, no matter how many comments I have or lack to have, I hope and I WILL be as big on this site as my good friend (and role model) Ryan L.. He's a living legend on here, and I'm almost an icon.. I love you all.
The stable disbanded so you should take it off your bio.
There is currently a dangerous troll on the loose. Read the bottom part of my bio for more details.
Thanks for the praise on my Cena article!
Lol, no homo, obviously.
Thanks for the praise on my Mark Henry article!
We just regained the tag team titles, mission accomplished.
Charles Caleb Colton said, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." My good Sir, you have been duped by a charlatan who claims to be me! He has even misspelled my name! And to protect the integrity of myself and my namesake I have made mention of his egregious crime with the following response:
Since I am the original parody, there is no doubt that my most verbose namesake would be flattered by my homage. What is more endearing to him and the IWC is my meticulous matching of marvelous musing mastered by Sandow.
As much muttering and mutilated misgivings you may muster, Mister, may my mentor mute your mouth for misleading misconduct whilst you maim the spelling of my name.
Any more moronic makeshift mimicry making mention of me may mean the masses mobilize a massive movement mentioning to monitors the mere mortal who means to misrepresent me.
Many months of making mention of my Mentor, may make meek your motive malign and malignant malevolence one of miscognizance.
Quia ego sum prima parodiam!
In closing, I am certain a man of your intellect would have seen this rogue for what he is and you may have, in your shock and dismay, added the wrong Savior of the Masses. Completely understandable. I bid you well illuminated one!
You are welcome!
And take out HEEL 4.0 from your bio, he left the stable.
Me and DYRO are challenging this time, but you will defend ( because we will win ) next time.