Sup yall, it's ya boy Lil Ray-Ray here. I am a proud member of the IWC. Let me just start off by saying that I like for everyone to give/get respect for their opinions. If everyone on this cite agreed with everything, it wouldn't be any fun, right? I hate anything racist, sexist, etc. I am typically a nice guy, someone who likes to "care and share," but I don't appreciate people who like to downgrade others. I have no problem with standing up to anyone in the comments section, if I feel it is appropriate. With that being said, welcome to my page, have fun on this cite, and carpe diem!
My theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXP3Uq2D8II
The RAYlight Reel's theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
RAYducation Time is back (update coming soon)!
1. There's a town called Okay. It's in Oklahoma, with a population of about 600 people. OKAY, now that's cool ;-) (Get it? Yeah I know-that was REALLY bad).
2. If you completely plug your nose, you can't hum. Try it!
3. It took 200,000 years for humans to reach 3 billion in population. It only took another 40 years for the next 3 billion... (enough said...)
4. Turtles can breathe through their ass. THEIR ASS. SAY IT WITH ME NOW. AAAAAAASSSSSSSS.
5. Breathing the air in Mumbai, India for ONE DAY, is the equivalent of smoking 2.5 packs of cigarettes (now I don't smoke, but for you smokers out there, I gotta little advice for you. Move to Mumbai, and get ur puff on for FREE. EVERY DAY).
Well, that's all folks. Stay tuned for next week.
(Commercial message) Would you please, SHUT, THE HELL, UP!! The RAYlight Reel is about to start.
*(Side note:nothing in this show should be taken as real heat. Remember folks, it's all kayfabe entertainment. Sure, some people may be real rivals with one another, but please, please don't take things out of context. Thank you, and enjoy).*
[LAST UPDATE OF THE EPISODE]
*A courtroom appears on the titantron. The crowd pops when they see that Ben is standing outside a court room.*
Ben: Hi guys. Remember that tank incident with Heel? Remember how awesome that was? Well, I guess I broke a bunch of laws doing that too. I guess it’s illegal to drive a tank down a highway, blow up a building, and not put extra in the meter when you park it. Apparently they call it “Terrorism” to do any of that stuff, and it looks like even owning a tank is illegal without having a tank permit either, so yeah, I’m in a lot of trouble and can’t be around for a while. * A where is Matt chant starts in the crowd*. Ben stops smiling and gets all serious looking.
Ben: Matt’s career is over.
*Crowd boos. Ben walks into the courtroom and the tron goes blank*
Oh HELL no! You need a lawyer Ben? My cousin Scrappy's an attorney. He can bullshit his way out of ANYTHING. Let me hit him up right now *Ray texts Cousin Scrappy* We're gonna get this shit straightened out. BELIEVE IN SCRAPPY! And where's Matt?We're losing him too? Why? Burn marks never stopped Kane, so WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON!!!???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbKAnyQ7Jt4 *Riley comes out in crutches looking beat to hell (still looking sexy though) . Riley slowly gets into the ring,. He looks to be in a lot of pain. A-Ry grabs a mic*
Well A-Ry, it seems as if you've come to your last stand (X-Men, anyone?) on the Reel. Make it good man, make it good.
"I made my debut on BleacherReport over 2 years ago. I've done it all, I've seen it all, but every book must end, every legend must die, and every legacy needs an heir. HoW, you proved your worth. You beat me like you said you would, and you have earned my respect. I have made a lot of allies in my time here, such as CM Mox, *crowd cheers* like Matt Rogers, *crowd cheers* and yes, even Y2J is the best *crowd boos and chants “he sold out"* Woah woah woah hang, on you can chant that shit later. Y2J has been the most successful B/R superstar that we have ever seen-not to mention he was a part of the single greatest stable in B/R history in The Lionhearts." *winks at the camera*
"….But on a serious note, I want to thank every single one of you here tonight. This may seem a bit odd, but if i have to leave, I couldn't have asked for a better way to go. Me and HoW literally put each other through hell and I'm glad to say that we were involved in one of the greatest matches in B/R history."
*Riley seems a bit choked up. After a moment, the entire B/R roster comes out (yes all 5 of them, crazy huh?). The camera pans to show the B/R roster, and yes, even HoW, giving Riley a standing ovation on the ramp. Riley is fighting back tears, but is able to get out, "……Thank You guys.'" After a moment,The Lionhearts' theme song pops up to a huge ovation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nGfggrsHyM). DYRO and Y2j walk out holding Paul the sound guy (who is wearing a San Antonio Spurs jersey). They throw Paul the sound guy into the ring and Riley says….*
“Woah Woah Woah, calm down there you twinkie eating fat ass. I know we’ve had our differences, but i want to say thank you for everything from the bottom of my heart.” *Riley extends hand for a handshake. Paul the sound guy is hesitant, but eventually shakes A-Ry's hand. Paul tries to let go, but Riley won't let him. Riley laughs* “I got 2 things to say before i leave 1. Never mute my mic, and 2. As The Rock would say, Go Heat Bitch!"*Riley picks up Paul the sound guy (by some miracle) and lays him down with a rock bottom. Riley mouths “Punk Ass Bitch” as he leaves the ring and the crowd chanting “Ri-ley Ri-ley Ri-ley!”*
*Ray stands, smiles, and gives A-Ry a standing ovation* I guess this is goodbye A-Ry. You will be missed, but never forgotten. If only there was a B/R Hall of Fame. Maybe one day. Best of luck to your future endeavors,and most importantly, thanks for all the memories. *Military solute* Oh-and Paul, YOOOOUU'RE, FIIIIIIRED!!!!! Just kidding. *Riley walks backstage, and is surprised to see a bunch of honeys in G-Strings, standing by a big ass cake. He makes googly eyes at the women, who walk up and feed him cake and grope him.* You didn't think you were gonna leave here without getting a party did you? Nu-uh. Not on my show. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in this week, but I gotta close the show. I need to get to this party in the back. We bout to TURN UUUUUUUUUUP. HIT THAT MUSIC DJ! *The DJ in the back (DJ Doug-E Fresh) puts on some tunes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skhxizRYxps). The B/R roster join the party, and give gifts to A-Ry. Ray-Ray leaves the announce table, and runs up the ramp* I'M COMIN', BITCHES!
[~Don't worry folks! The action ain't stoppin' here! You wanna be on the RAYlight Reel? Inbox me, and MAYBE I can squeeze you into my already hectic schedule. Also, if you ever miss an episode, or would like to read it in it's entirety (I'm unable to display the full episodes, due to them being so long. I will only be showing the high points/the updates on my profile), inbox me, and I will send it to you via email~]
• This is my favorite YouTube video EEEEEEEEEEVEEEERRR. This is MUST SEE.
• DBZ is FTW. And this parody has quite a few wrestling puns in it ;-)
Business is business I suppose. The NFL has the same mentality. But my
goodness, the Heat has overloaded talent. The Spurs are more robotic tho. They
aren't skilled like Miami. They're just the smarter team. And the game is on now.
The score is even.
Leaving your team ( that helped you win a NBA title ) to play for their arch rivals
just isn't right, despite the team being much better ( and obviously, healthier,
younger). It's a punk move... and he's one of the reasons why I hope the Heat
falls. Their too much talent on Miami. And the fans are bandwagon jumpers.
Ray should have never left the Celtics. It was the ultimate traitor move.
LOL XD. Ray Allen, he reaps what he sows. He tried to answer back in
the last minutes of game 6. But, Danny closed it. LOL XD. Allen hated life
once Danny shattered the record.
Honeys in G-strings? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HELL YEAH
Yeah, I guess we all need to start thinking realistically. San Antonio had the
edge in their backyard. Playing in front of bandwagon jumping fans ( on the
road ) LeBron charging to the basket and Wade's familiarity on the court is
a lot to deal with ( REFS????? ). But the Spurs are mentally tough. They
have two chances to beat the Miami Heat/win title. I want it to be tonight.
Danny Green, LIGHT IT UP.
Do you want a game 7? That was the ultimate troll video. LOL XD.
No game 7, no game 7, no game 7, no game 7. LOL XD.
My heart says game 6. My head says game 7. The Miami Heat will grind out
a win, up 10 points.