Favorite Athletes

Pat Burrell, Thierry Henry, Robin van Persie.

Favorite Sports Teams

Giants, 49ers, (Sacramento) Kings, Arsenal, UCSB (The Gauchos only broke my heart once in a key situation. The others just account for the ulcers)

Favorite Coaches

The dude who used the rosin bag as a grenade and threw it at the umpire. Love that guy.

All Time Sports Moment

This (I'm the dude in the "Dodgers Suck" shirt): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjnF2AvMkuc&context=C36aa5ccADOEgsToPDskLzdTssh1E6eoaZpkncAd5I

Most Memorable Game Attended

Steve Finley. Grand Slam. NL West. (For unfortunate reasons)

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

No one will ever make me as happy as aforementioned rosin-bag guy. Ever.

Ruth or Mays?

Mays, but I'm not biased.

Unitas or Montana?

Montana. See above comment.

Jordan or Russell?

In my generation, we will always remember Jordan.

Gretzky or Orr?

I have a faint memory of digging Edmonton's blue and orange threads as a youth.

Pele or Maradona?

Foot of God, not Hand of God. Plus Maradonna loses points for somehow not being able to figure out how to properly utilize the best player on the planet as a coach.

Federer or Sampras?

Indifferent. Maybe Federer. He wears actual shorts, not those pant-short jort-like things.

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Nicklaus. Only because Bill Simmons thinks that it will be tougher for Tiger to return from his narcissism and lack of self-control than it was for Muhammad Ali to return from a forced exile stemming from religious, racial, and social persecution.

Petty or Earnhardt?

Very indifferent.

Schumacher or Senna?

Equally indifferent.

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Big West! Keep your head up, you sweet little largely unknown mid-major you.