Once upon a time, I covered sports for an actual newspaper. You know, that tangible paper-like thing that occasionally smears ink on your fingers and doubles as toilet paper when the cupboard is bare. One time, this irate caller told me I was "worse than a used car salesman." Another gentleman told me I "was that guy who would follow everyone if they were all jumping off of a bridge."
I don't miss covering preps.
By day, I run the Featured Columnist program here in B/R's office in San Francisco. By night, I'm usually doing the same. Or drinking beer.
I've been published in a bunch of tiny rags in various parts of Northern California that (hopefully) you've never heard of and spent a year and a half putting typos into The San Francisco Chronicle's agate section.
And it's not like it matters for email exchanges, but it's pronounced "sway-bee": email@example.com.
I graduated from UCSB in 2006 with a degree in Film Studies and a minor in Semi-Intoxicated Beach Cruiser Riding.
I wouldn't follow me on Twitter, but if you like reading about Arsenal, the Giants (SF), tech crap, media crap and shameless B/R promotion, find me at: @seanswaby
Picture: My mom unintentionally made potty-humor photographic history by capturing this brilliant shot of my sister Rachel and me in Montreal.
Thanks for everything, Sean! =]
Hi Sean. Truly excited about joining the FC team and thank you for all that you've done to date. Also appreciate you becoming a fan.
Thanks for everything, Sean. And more importantly, that picture is fantastic. Impressive flow...
Hello fellow Sean,
Thanks for the 'fan' add, and more importantly, thanks for the opportunity in the first place. P.S. Gunners probably going to make the CL after Spurs' blowout...
Thanks for being a fan. Appreciate your support!
Hey Sean, thanks for the praise on that article. It means a lot coming from you. Appreciate it!
Thanks for the fan add, Sean.
Thank you for becoming a 'fan' of mine, Sean. Appreciated.
Thanks for the add, Sean. lol you're profile pic is the best!! I didn't notice that "element" of it till I read your about me section.
Thank you for the add Sean. And once again thanks for the FC gig!