1. Zlatan's Latest Worldy and the 10 Best Golazos from World Football This Weekend

    This weekend featured two days ending in the letter "Y." Those are the days on which Zlatan Ibrahimovic usually does something brilliant...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 1 month ago 19,885 reads 14 comments

  2. Pepe's 10 Most Shameful Moments

    In the great pantheon of violent, obtuse, irrational and terrifying footballers, one name rises above all else: Pepe...

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  3. The Onion Bag: Ashley Cole's Lurking and Hellas Veronas' Superman

    Welcome to the Onion Bag, your primary source for weird and wonderful football news! We kick off today with Roma's new signing Ashley Cole, who has made a Twitter joke about him much less funny by joining in with it ...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 1 month ago 4,438 reads 0 comments

  4. 10 Alternate Uses for Vanishing Spray in the Premier League

    Vanishing spray may have seemed like a novelty idea at the World Cup, but it appears that the referees' favourite new toy is here to stay...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 1 month ago 10,429 reads 37 comments

  5. 10 Players Who've Had a Worse 3 Months Than Steven Gerrard

    On the surface, he appears to be a millionaire with a beautiful family, living the dream of playing world-class football. But Steven Gerrard is not a happy man...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 1 month ago 12,741 reads 20 comments

  6. The Onion Bag: Neymar's Baseball Caps and Manchester City's Twitter Confusion

    Welcome to The Onion Bag, your source for weird and wonderful football news! Most Brazilians will not want to be reminded of what happened to their national team over the summer, but new manager Dunga has given his opinions on what went wrong...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 1 month ago 2,715 reads 2 comments

  7. Zlatan Ibrahimovic and the 10 Best Training-Ground Goals

    There are three things in life that give Zlatan Ibrahimovic great pleasure: boasting about himself in the third person, insulting his mortal enemy, Pep Guardiola , and scoring incredible acrobatic free-kicks...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 1 month ago 13,578 reads 12 comments

  8. Gareth Bale's Screamer and the 10 Best Golazos from World Football This Weekend

    Many European teams spent the weekend preparing for the new season in the United States of America. Often, friendlies between equally weighted major teams can be dull affairs, but ...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 1 month ago 14,038 reads 17 comments

  9. The Onion Bag: Newcastle's Air Miles and AC Milan's Terrible Suits

    Welcome to The Onion Bag, your primary source for weird and wonderful football news! We start today with the annual Premier League Unnecessary Pre -Season Air Miles Competition...

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  10. 20 Worst Kits for the 2014/15 Season

    Once again, it’s that time of the year when football clubs around the world attempt to generate some revenue from their loyal fan bases by redesigning their kits. Hurrah! These days, it seems that every club changes their shirts every year...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 2 months ago 46,140 reads 78 comments

  11. 10 Star Players Who Had More Fun Than You on Holiday This Summer

    The life of a professional footballer may look quite easy, but to their credit, they work long seasons under intense pressure, and get just a few weeks a year in which they can unwind and shirk their fastidious fitness routines...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 2 months ago 2,879 reads 1 comments

  12. The Onion Bag: Leo Messi's Biggest Fan and a Liverpool Star's Big Fight

    Welcome to the Onion Bag, your source for weird and wonderful football news! First up today, heavyweight boxer Tyson Fury is pretty upset that his big fight has been cancelled this weekend...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 2 months ago 57,838 reads 8 comments

  13. How to Pick a European Club for New World Cup Converts

    The 2014 World Cup broke TV viewing records around the world, with billions tuning in to see Germany lift the biggest prize in football. If the action in Brazil has piqued your interest in the world's No...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 2 months ago 6,145 reads 48 comments

  14. 10 Most Boring Games of the 2014 World Cup

    After the first few rounds of games at the 2014 World Cup, many folks were hailing it as the best tournament in recent memory. There were goals galore, tiki-taka had been dethroned by exciting counter-attacking play and everything seemed wonderful...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 2 months ago 15,027 reads 29 comments

  15. The Onion Bag: Sacha Baron Cohen's Grimsby Upset and Mesut Ozil's Generosity

    Welcome to the Onion Bag, your source for weird and wonderful football news! We kick off today with news of Sacha Baron Cohen's latest film project , in which he plays a Grimsby -supporting football hooligan...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 2 months ago 30,924 reads 7 comments

  16. 10 Worst Haircuts of the 2014 World Cup

    There are two things that set professional footballers apart from regular people: They are exceptionally good at kicking a ball and they command enough respect that they can still be taken seriously with a ridiculous haircut...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 2 months ago 33,527 reads 82 comments

  17. 10 Worst Refereeing Decisions of the World Cup

    The 2014 World Cup will be remembered for it's incredible goalkeeping performances, the thrill of counter-attacking football and the shocking capitulation of the hosts. Sadly, it may also be noted for its numerous officiating controversies...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 2 months ago 9,263 reads 45 comments

  18. The Onion Bag: Leo Messi's Unwanted Prize and Jack Wilshere's Vegas Debauchery

    Welcome to the Onion Bag, your primary source for weird and wonderful football news! We start off today with World Cup runner-up Leo Messi , who seemed surprised to be selected as the tournament Golden Ball...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 2 months ago 4,474 reads 0 comments

  19. 20 Biggest Blunders of the 2014 World Cup

    There were plenty of beautiful moments at this World Cup: James Rodriguez's goal against Uruguay , Robin van Persie giving his captain's armband and medal to a loyal Dutchman and ...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 2 months ago 22,995 reads 126 comments

  20. The Onion Bag: Van Gaal's Penalty Lessons and Belgium's Most Attractive Fan

    Welcome to a World Cup special edition of the Onion Bag, your source for weird and wonderful news from Brazil...

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  21. The Onion Bag: Luis Suarez Tattoo Fail and Van Persie Gets Minted

    Welcome to the Onion Bag, your primary source for weird and wonderful football news! There have been many impressive goals in the 2014 World Cup, but Robin van Persie's incredible ...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 3 months ago 2,093 reads 0 comments

  22. The Onion Bag: Tim Howard the Savior and the Pope's Argentinean Intervention

    Welcome to the Onion Bag, your primary source for weird and wonderful World Cup news! It's been a fantastic tournament for goalkeepers, but one has risen above the crop: Tim Howard...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 3 months ago 1,514 reads 0 comments

  23. The Onion Bag: Suarez's Loan Offer and Pinilla's Epic Miss Tattoo

    Welcome to the Onion Bag, your primary source for weird and wonderful World Cup football news! First up today, Luis Suarez is still taking a huge bite out of global headlines, thanks to his disgraceful behaviour in Uruguay's 1-0 win over Italy...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 3 months ago 855 reads 0 comments

  24. The Onion Bag: Luis Suarez's Biting Bet and Argentina's Holy Weapon

    Welcome to the latest edition of the World Cup Onion Bag, dispatched from sunny Rio de Janeiro ! First up today, it's controversial Uruguayan talisman Luis Suarez , who has stolen headlines with his third career biting incident...

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  25. The Onion Bag: Cristiano Ronaldo's Zig-Zag Hair and a Terrible Van Persie Tattoo

    Welcome to the latest World Cup-themed edition of The Onion Bag! First up today, we check in with Portuguese megastar Cristiano Ronaldo, who has made headlines for a rather interesting new haircut ...

    Ryan Bailey Written by Ryan Bailey about 3 months ago 2,090 reads 0 comments