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It's Troy Week and UCLA STILL SUCKS

In 1979, the Trojan Marching Band played on the Fleetwood Mac recording of Tusk. Football Fiends, thanks to the wonders of YouTube I bring you the USC Trojan Marching Band after beating Cal: ...

Written by Amy Lamare about 8 days ago 213 reads 5 comments
It's Troy Week—USC Band Alternate Lyrics for UCLA Fight Song!

Trojan faithful learn the lyrics to this spoof on the UCLA fight song practically before we learn FIGHT ON! Westwood High lyrics by the USC Marching Band High up in the hills of Westwood ...

Written by Amy Lamare about 9 days ago 21 reads 0 comments
NCAA: R.I.P. UGA VII

Football Fiends, It is with a heavy heart that I pass on the news that the adorable four-year-old bulldog mascot for the University of Georgia "UGA VII" has died today...

Written by Amy Lamare about 12 days ago 38 reads 0 comments
USC Football: Bandwagon Now Departing at Fig & Jefferson

Football Fiends, In some circles, I’ve been called a Bandwagon Fan. This post is in answer to those charges. (Which were obviously made by people who do not know me very well, nor have they spent much time reading my posts...

Written by Amy Lamare about 13 days ago 46 reads 0 comments
In Pete Carroll We Trust: Why USC's Dynasty Isn't Dead

Hello Football Fiends! Did you know Stanford’s Jim Harbaugh is a giant flaming stinking pile of isht? You didn’t? Well, now you do, and trust me, I’ll remind you again and again...

Written by Amy Lamare about 15 days ago 693 reads 20 comments
USC vs Stanford: Well That Was Depressing

I am sure, Football Fiends, that I will have a whole lot to say about tonight’s loss to Stanford tomorrow. Right now, well, Jim Harbaugh is a big fat steaming pile of...well you get the idea...

Written by Amy Lamare about 17 days ago 7 reads 0 comments
USC vs. Stanford: Keys to the Game

So yeah, USC vs. Stanford. I can’t say I’m looking forward to this game. In fact, I dread it. I am about as big a Trojan fan as they come. My car’s license plates are LOVSCFB (Love SC football)...

Written by Amy Lamare about 19 days ago 417 reads 2 comments
College Football Picks Week 11: Week 11?!!

Hey Football Fiends!!! So you will notice that I am not picking the USC-Stanford game. I just can’t. I am not at all certain that we will win (we won’t cover the 10...

Written by Amy Lamare about 19 days ago 6 reads 0 comments
From the Archives: Delhomme and Carr Fight Back in Carolina

Football Fiends- Today we conclude our trip through the archives with the final “Press Conference” in the Vinny Testaverde series. My NFL picks (ugh...

Written by Amy Lamare about 20 days ago 70 reads 0 comments
From the Archives: You Give Glove a Bad Name (Satire)

Football Fiends, It’s Tuesday and once again we’re delving into the archives to bring you some laughs. Below is the third “press conference” in my 2007 Satire series about Carolina signing Vinny Testaverde...

Written by Amy Lamare about 21 days ago 24 reads 0 comments
USC vs. ASU, 2009 Analysis: Bad Flashbacks

Football Fiends, If I didn't know better, I’d have sworn we were looking at a Paul Hackett-coached USC team on Saturday in Tempe. We looked that bad. That undisciplined. That off the mark...

Written by Amy Lamare about 23 days ago 230 reads 4 comments
Week 10 College Football Picks: New Drinking Game Edition

I’ve invented a new drinking game that ensures you can responsibly handle the duties of a designated driver. Every time the USC defense makes a tackle, take a shot. Big announcement coming soon...

Written by Amy Lamare about 25 days ago 10 reads 0 comments
From the Archives: Vinny Testaverde Calls Press Conference (Humor)

Hey Football Fiends! Did you catch my USC Trojans’ defensive performance on Halloween? You didn’t? Funny, NEITHER DID I. NO TACKLES. NO TACKLES. *&^$^%&%&^%@^&*&(()_ Sorry, apparently I am still twitchy over that 47-20 loss...

Written by Amy Lamare about 27 days ago 110 reads 0 comments
From the Archives: Separated at Birth #5: Stanford Edition

Hey Football Fiends! I’ve got some big news potentially to share with you all regarding Your Gridiron Goddess further expanding her internet reach, but I am going to wait until its all ...

Written by Amy Lamare about 27 days ago 1 reads 0 comments
College Football Week Eight: Holy Crap the Season is More Than Half Over

Hey Football Fiends! Here are my CFB picks for Week Eight. I’ll be back with content OTHER THAN picks next week...

Written by Amy Lamare about about 1 month ago 6 reads 0 comments
NFL Week Seven Picks: In Which I Cry UNCLE

Football Fiends, let’s be frank (Hi Frank!): I am stinking up the joint with my NFL picks lately. I’m kicking ass in CFB picks, but that’s neither here nor there...

Written by Amy Lamare about about 1 month ago 52 reads 0 comments
College week 7 Picks: Beatdown in Southbend

Hey Football Fiends, it’s the big USC v Notre Dame weekend. The Trojans are favored by 10.5 and this is one game that I do think we will not only win, but cover the spread...

Written by Amy Lamare about about 1 month ago 18 reads 0 comments
School Spirit: What We Mean When We Say FIGHT ON!

Hey Football Fiends, in honor of USC-Notre Dame I am re-running a classic Gridiron Goddess post this week, so enjoy! The subject is School Spirit—something the Trojans and Fighting Irish have in spades...

Written by Amy Lamare about about 1 month ago 163 reads 2 comments
College Football Picks, Week Six: The Big Florida-LSU Showdown

Hey Football Fiends! I’m sitting here, nursing a bit of the stomach flu and pondering this weekend’s matchups. I’d LOVE to see LSU beat Tim Tebow and company. I’d love to see The Gators take a big ol’ face plant...

Written by Amy Lamare about about 1 month ago 32 reads 0 comments
College Football Picks—Week Five: The Big Florida-LSU showdown

Hey Football Fiends! I’m sitting here, nursing a bit of the stomach flu and pondering this weekend’s matchups. I’d LOVE to see LSU beat Tim Tebow and company. I’d love to see The Gators take a big ol’ face plant...

Written by Amy Lamare about about 1 month ago 41 reads 0 comments
NFL Picks Week Four: I've got to improve my average

Oh Football Fiends, I don’t know what’s happened this season but my NFL picks are not up to my usual high standards and accuracy. After the past two weeks—where I’ve taken a beating—my confidence is shot...

Written by Amy Lamare about 2 months ago 60 reads 0 comments
College Football Picks Week 5: Who will go down this weekend

Week 5 Final: 11-5 Week 4 Final:11-5 Week 3 Final: 14-2 Week 2 Final: 11 – 4 Week 1 Final: 10 – 4 Hey Football Fiends! My money is on Miami beating Oklahoma...

Written by Amy Lamare about 2 months ago 3 reads 0 comments
Stafon Johnson Update: 10 pm

USCRipsit.com is reporting that as of 9 pm tonight USC RB Stafon Johnson is still in surgery for the neck/throat injury he sustained this morning during his weight training. Johnson was working at the bench press when the injury occurred...

Written by Amy Lamare about 2 months ago 149 reads 0 comments
USC RB Stafon Johnson Injured in Weight Lifting Accident

Football Fiends: I hate reporting this kind of stuff but a USC player needs your prayers. Standout RB Stafon Johnson suffered a serious injury today in the weight room. He needs your prayers...

Written by Amy Lamare about 2 months ago 9 reads 0 comments
NFL Picks—Week Three: Not Sure about That Indy-AZ Game

Hey Football Fiends! I am so not sure what to do about the Indianapolis-Arizona game. Not sure at all. As of the moment of writing this post, I’m going with AZ. However, I MAY change my mind before game time...

Written by Amy Lamare about 2 months ago 159 reads 3 comments

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Amy Lamare Article Archive

It's Troy Week and UCLA STILL SUCKS

It's Troy Week—USC Band Alternate Lyrics for UCLA Fight Song!

NCAA: R.I.P. UGA VII

USC Football: Bandwagon Now Departing at Fig & Jefferson

In Pete Carroll We Trust: Why USC's Dynasty Isn't Dead

USC vs Stanford: Well That Was Depressing

USC vs. Stanford: Keys to the Game

College Football Picks Week 11: Week 11?!!

From the Archives: Delhomme and Carr Fight Back in Carolina

From the Archives: You Give Glove a Bad Name (Satire)

USC vs. ASU, 2009 Analysis: Bad Flashbacks

Week 10 College Football Picks: New Drinking Game Edition

From the Archives: Vinny Testaverde Calls Press Conference (Humor)

From the Archives: Separated at Birth #5: Stanford Edition

College Football Week Eight: Holy Crap the Season is More Than Half Over

NFL Week Seven Picks: In Which I Cry UNCLE

College week 7 Picks: Beatdown in Southbend

School Spirit: What We Mean When We Say FIGHT ON!

College Football Picks, Week Six: The Big Florida-LSU Showdown

College Football Picks—Week Five: The Big Florida-LSU showdown

NFL Picks Week Four: I've got to improve my average

College Football Picks Week 5: Who will go down this weekend

Stafon Johnson Update: 10 pm

USC RB Stafon Johnson Injured in Weight Lifting Accident

NFL Picks—Week Three: Not Sure about That Indy-AZ Game

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