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In case you missed the news-flash, I kick ass like potatos-mashed. Your story lacks zeal; bet your ass I'll appeal. So don't come with any weak stuff, cause I'll kick you squa in the muff and land you on your duff.

Yep, I rule. Go Bears, Blackhawks, Whitesox, Cubs, Bulls, Fire, Liverpool and Barcelona.

You got some beef? Smell your woman's queef cause to me, you are beneath.

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  • Favorite Athletes

    Ones that don't suck and don't take the game for granted.

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Chicago everything. Plus Barcelona and Liverpool. Aussie Rules Football is pretty dope too cause those guys are all cracked out on amphetamines and booze.

  • Favorite Coaches

    Fuck coaches.

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Bulls in the 90's. You wish you've seen what I have seen my friend.

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Game 1, 2005 mlb playoffs. Whitesox shallacked the Redsox at home. Sat first row next to third base. You know where that ended up. Booya! A World Series winner in Chi-town!

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Cael Sanderson 159-0 College Wrestling's All-Time leader.

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Ruth. There is no baseball without the original legend. No slight to Willie.

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Joe Montana baby. Even in KC.

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan. Are you kidding me? No contest.

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    The Great One.

  • Pele or Maradona?

    How about Fernando Torres?

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Sampras, cause I met him.

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger. I lost too many hours of college to Tiger Woods Golf to answer otherwise.

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Neither cause racing isn't a sport.

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Yea; like I said, racing isn't a sport.

  • Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

    Well I'm begrudgingly a BigTen guy, even though I know they are garbage currently.

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    john swanson commented on Bill Cowher To the Chicago Bears?

    Getting Cowher would be like a dream. It would be like last summer when we got a real quarterback. Does Angelo have to get this done?...

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      I doubt it as well. While the Cutler trade was huge and I never thought he...

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    john swanson commented on Bears-Eagles: Chicago Loses Hope and Game to Philadelphia

    Yes, No; we should petition to get him removed, Unfortunatly Yes, Yes and Yes... How long can we possibly stuck with this bad of a staff?...

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    Thanks to BR, I recently interviewed Knicks legend Earl Monroe. Here is what he had to say on a variety of topics, including the current state of the Knicks!

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/296154-the-pearl-still-shinning-an-interview-with-knicks-legend-earl-monroe/page/2

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    john swanson commented on Grading the Chicago Bears: Week 11 vs. the Philadelphia Eagles

    I would give the wideouts a B+ for Hester going bare-assed on National Television.

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    I would give the wideouts a B+ for Hester going bare-assed on National Television.

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