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Thyme To Rhyme: NFL Week Six Matchups
October 17, 2009

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Favorite Athletes

Ones that don't suck and don't take the game for granted.
Favorite Sports Teams

Chicago everything. Plus Barcelona and Liverpool. Aussie Rules Football is pretty dope too cause those guys are all cracked out on amphetamines and booze.
Favorite Coaches

Fuck coaches.
All-Time Sports Moment

Bulls in the 90's. You wish you've seen what I have seen my friend.
Most Memorable Game Attended

Game 1, 2005 mlb playoffs. Whitesox shallacked the Redsox at home. Sat first row next to third base. You know where that ended up. Booya! A World Series winner in Chi-town!
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Cael Sanderson 159-0 College Wrestling's All-Time leader.
Ruth or Mays?

Ruth. There is no baseball without the original legend. No slight to Willie.
Unitas or Montana?

Joe Montana baby. Even in KC.
Jordan or Russell?

Jordan. Are you kidding me? No contest.
Gretzky or Orr?

The Great One.
Pele or Maradona?

How about Fernando Torres?
Federer or Sampras?

Sampras, cause I met him.
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger. I lost too many hours of college to Tiger Woods Golf to answer otherwise.
Petty or Earnhardt?

Neither cause racing isn't a sport.
Schumacher or Senna?

Yea; like I said, racing isn't a sport.
ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Well I'm begrudgingly a BigTen guy, even though I know they are garbage currently.

J.B. Bird posted 796 days ago

John. Just to let you know. I am not clearing comments. It is the BR editorial staff. I didn't even know they could clear comments. Sorry, I am pro-freedom of speech. So if it was up to me, all comments would stay.
Del Choc posted 1049 days ago

Seriously?
Jason Daniel posted 1211 days ago

Lol love the pic.
JW Nix posted 1240 days ago

you may dig this : http://bleacherreport.com/articles/314148-the-best-washington-redskins-not-in-canton
JW Nix posted 1242 days ago

you may like this :

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/312644-chris-henry-may-inspire-the-bengals-to-a-title
Keith Schlosser posted 1270 days ago

Thanks to BR, I recently interviewed Knicks legend Earl Monroe. Here is what he had to say on a variety of topics, including the current state of the Knicks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/296154-the-pearl-still-shinning-an-interview-with-knicks-legend-earl-monroe/page/2

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john swanson commented on Steve Smith's profile

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Speaking of plagiarism. I wonder where you decided to pull the word troika from??? I highly doubt this is a coincidence, fuckface...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/michael_rosenberg/07/01/free.agency/index.html?eref=sihp

1048 days ago
john swanson commented on Steve Smith's profile

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Ima send Mr. Reynolds some excerpts of your berating your readers on your sad article. Character counts in court son and the justice system typically doesn't reward asswipes like yourself.

1049 days ago
john swanson commented on Steve Smith's profile

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Since you are into imaginary internet awards I'll state the record to you plain and simple. I got 3 likes in your comment section alone compared to the 2 likes you got for your entire arrogant, piece of shit article you foul mouthed, bitch.

1049 days ago
john swanson commented on Del Choc's profile

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Here's a few more...

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/27/us/20100527-oil-landfall.html

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/01/us/20100501-oil-spill-tracker.html

I'm going to assume, possibly ignorantly, but I don't think unreasonably, that 75% of this shit hasn't even reached the surface either. Huge amounts of the oil can't even be seen yet cause it is still so far under the surface. You know they are saying it is like an Exxon Valdese, the worst ever tanker spill to date, happening evern 3 or 4 days!

1049 days ago

Chicago Bears

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