1. Baseball Is Boring, but It Doesn't Have To Be!

    It’s like we’re seven years old again. It’s Dec. 8th and Christmas is just a couple of weeks away. But Jesus Christ, does it feel like 50 years, not 2 weeks. We just want it to get here...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about almost 6 years ago 277 reads 2 comments

  2. B/R Exclusive Interview: "Rasmus Girl"

    Nichole Geiger changed your life. Not in an extraordinarily significant way, but she’s definitely changed your life...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 6,079 reads 4 comments

  3. Hide The Women & Babies From The Cardinals

    Panic! John Smoltz is hurt. Chris Carpenter has lost his “A” game. Ryan Franklin has morphed into a bad Brad Lidge slash Jason Isringhausen clone. Kyle Lohse is complacent after signing a big contract...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 380 reads 4 comments

  4. Beware: St. Louis Cardinal Bandwagon Oncomers Lurk Nearby

    The Cardinals should have the NL Central division title wrapped up in the next eight to 10 days. While the team’s focus should be on the impending playoffs, you, the fan, have ...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 959 reads 2 comments

  5. Evolution of Ballpark Village

    Busch Stadium II last hosted a game nearly 5 years ago, but the memories and promise of her demise are still the black eye that the St. Louis Cardinals would rather you not talk about...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 553 reads 2 comments

  6. Can the Reds, Pirates, or Brewers Ever Make the Playoffs Again?

    The Cardinals are coasting through September right into the playoffs for the first time since 2006, and I think we’re all kind of wondering the same thing: What the hell took so long? I think I just heard Pirate and Red fans groan audibly from St...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 370 reads 5 comments

  7. Is Dave Duncan Really the Biggest Baby Ever?

    What do you do when your pitching coach is a big baby? But what if that big baby was the best pitching coach working? What if that big, stinking baby threatened to undermine his best work in ...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 1,215 reads 1 comments

  8. The St. Louis Cardinals' September To-Do List

    What do you do when your team has over a month to prepare for final exams? On this, the last day of August 2009, The Cardinals (as predicted) have opened up a double digit lead in the ...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 701 reads 2 comments

  9. The Cardinals Will Clinch the NL Central This Weekend

    This is it. This is the weekend we’ve been waiting for since October 2006. The one where the Cardinals finally clinch the NL Central and punch their ticket to destination postseason 2009...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 893 reads 0 comments

  10. Handicapping The NL Cy Young Race

    Adam Wainwright sees your 214 strikeouts, Mr. Lincecum, and raises you 8 innings of flawless 1-0 winning. Chris Carpenter is already in with a 14-3 record and a 2.16 ERA...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 789 reads 7 comments

  11. Boston, St. Louis Thanks You For John Smoltz, Julio Lugo, and Shot at 2009 Title

    The Boston Red Sox ordered every single one of their players in 2004 to take HGH cocktails garnished with Andro and hydrogenated cyclopentanoperhydrophenanthrene. Or at least that's how I envision it...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 740 reads 8 comments

  12. 5 Things That Should Scare Every Cardinal Fan

    When the crux of your content ruminates from biting cynicism and bald-faced bitching, the activities in the past 2 months as it pertains to the St. Louis Cardinals are not particularly topics in this scribes 'wheelhouse'...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 134 reads 0 comments

  13. Cubs Fans: A Drain On America

    Cubs fans are horrible, horrible people that shake babies and wear Ron Mexico jerseys, not because they sympathize with dog killers, but because they sympathize with dogfighters that carry STD’s...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 260 reads 0 comments

  14. Cardinals Sign John Smoltz

    Barring an unforeseen (read: never in a million fucking years is someone picking up 1.5 million left in 2009 for Smoltz) the Cardinals will sign to right hander to a contract this week...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 13 reads 0 comments

  15. A Re-cap of Awesomness

    Raise your hand if you're waiting for the other shoe to drop. If you're waiting for Matt Holliday to pull a hamstring. Waiting for Chris Carpenter to blow out an arm. Waiting for Ryan Franklin to finally implode...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 5 years ago 19 reads 0 comments