1. St. Louis Cardinals Turn Up the Freak Factor

    The St. Louis Cardinals lost their first series of the year this past weekend in San Francisco. How concerning is this to the Cardinals? Let's try not at all. Or maybe 0%. Either would work...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 3 years ago 653 reads 6 comments

  2. Top Seven St. Louis Cardinals Opening Day Traditions

    Spring Training is like Jesse James at this point- nobody wants it around. A mere 2 weeks from Opening Day and I think we’ve all seen enough fake baseball for the year...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 3 years ago 7,725 reads 10 comments

  3. St. Louis Cardinals: The Seven Boldest Predictions for This Season

    The St. Louis Cardinals begin the 2010 season Thursday when they take the Spring Training field for the first time. The games won’t stop for another 8 months...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about 3 years ago 1,265 reads 3 comments

  4. Warning: The Mark McGwire Steriod Media Circus Part II Is Coming

    When we last left our (less) hulking protagonist slash devil beast human incarnate, Mark McGwire was given a standing ovation by people paying $40 to walk around a convention hall and pay more ...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 188 reads 1 comments

  5. Seven Cardinals We Need To Watch VERY Closely In Spring Training

    One week from today is the official spring training opening for the St. Louis Cardinals and the following 7 players have the most on the line. Some will pass this March baseball boot camp with honors, while others will be relegated to the hell...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 1,076 reads 1 comments

  6. Albert Pujols Is Leaving The St. Louis Cardinals?

    Albert Pujols, the best player currently playing baseball in the world announced yesterday that he is ready and willing to play for another team besides the St. Louis Cardinals. Wait, what? Matt Holliday signs a free agent contract with the Cardinals...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 2,810 reads 5 comments

  7. Mark McGwire Took Steroids—Why Do You Care?

    Mark McGwire really did let Jose Canseco jab ‘riods into his ass! Quick—somebody dig up Peter Jennings and get a report on the national news—STAT! Flip over the rock Victor ...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 191 reads 5 comments

  8. St. Louis Cardinals Sign Matt Holliday, Create World Series Expectations

    The St. Louis Cardinals and outfield free agent Matt Holliday have come to terms on a new contract making Mr. Holliday the highest paid team member for 2010...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 493 reads 2 comments

  9. Mark DeRosa Is Gone, and the Cardinals Are Better Because of It

    Mark DeRosa does one thing extremely well: marry. Perhaps he does other things well. It could be he’s an amazing pastry chef. Or he has a special knack for sanding pinewood derby cars...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 1,057 reads 2 comments

  10. Matt Holliday Will Determine the National League Champion in 2010

    Don’t lie Cardinal fans—you didn’t want Roy Halladay to end up in Philadelphia. Anywhere but Philadelphia! But there he goes, taking that golden right arm to the city of brotherly ...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 1,437 reads 6 comments

  11. St. Louis Cardinals on the Road to Off-Season Disaster

    The MLB winter meetings are commencing this week in Indianapolis. Perhaps the St. Louis Cardinals could pencil in a 15-minute sidebar in economics...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 1,026 reads 26 comments

  12. Albert Pujols Wins 2009 National League MVP

    Albert Pujols has officially been named the National League’s most valuable player for 2009. This is Mr. Pujols’ third MVP honor, previously being named NL MVP in 2008 and 2005. Earlier this award season the St...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 1,165 reads 9 comments

  13. St. Louis Cardinal Team Awards for 2009

    It is most definitely not summer anymore. In fact, this weather is much like a lazy fly ball to St. Louis’ collective applebag, if our applebags were saturated with 14 inches of rain...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 604 reads 3 comments

  14. St. Louis Cardinals People On Twitter

    Twitter. By this point you’ve formed some sort of opinion on the micro-blogging site. And that opinion is usually in one of two camps and only in one of two camps. Camp No...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 578 reads 4 comments

  15. Matt Holliday Is Leaving the St. Louis Cardinals

    One of the better Halloween costumes at my annual party this year was Matt Holliday. Pretty simple, actually. But clever. A guy just wore a Holliday jersey tee with baseball pants that had a Wiffle ball sewn into the crotch...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 2,707 reads 6 comments

  16. The Seven Worst Pictures of Mark McGwire on the Internet

    Mark McGwire, Big Mac himself, has returned to baseball in the form of hitting coach for the St. Louis Cardinals. This appears to be somewhat newsworthy...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 1,314 reads 1 comments

  17. Mark McGwire Returns To The St. Louis Cardinals? Wow.

    Mark David McGwire. He of 583 home runs, 1,414 runs batted in and 1 painfully unwatchable testimony before Congress is coming back to the Cardinals? The Cardinals off-season just became roughly 34,000 times more interesting...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 547 reads 2 comments

  18. An Open Letter From Cardinals President William O. DeWitt

    This week, the Cardinals President William O. DeWitt III decided that Cardinal Nation needed a little pick-me-up after a disastrous end to 2009...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 487 reads 0 comments

  19. Albert Pujols Doesn't Want To Play in St. Louis?

    Cardinals General Manager John Mozeliak was already in a poor mood when he got the call. Not even a week removed from a highly disappointing postseason exit and fielding all sorts of questions ...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 896 reads 3 comments

  20. St. Louis Rams: Can It Get Any Worse?

    The Rams are big winners. Big winners when it comes to losing. This week the most pathetic group of paid athletes anywhere in the world sunk to new lows on the field, losing their 15th straight game...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 368 reads 1 comments

  21. The St. Louis Cardinals' Seven Off-Season Priorities

    The Cardinals have officially closed the books on the summer of 2009 with an epic bed shitting that featured a Bartman level LF folly, petty bitching about rally towels in LA before the Cardinals ...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 915 reads 0 comments

  22. Cardinals' Matt Holliday Crushes St. Louis

    The attraction of sports is the drama. The idea that on any given play in any given game, you may see something that you will never forget. Good or bad, these moments make up your experience as a fan...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 958 reads 2 comments

  23. Dodgers Vs Cardinals NLDS Super Breakdown

    The St. Louis Cardinals and Los Angeles Dodgers have played a combined 226 seasons of professional baseball. They have won 16 World Series, 38 NL pennants, and almost 20,000 games...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 1,233 reads 3 comments

  24. Cardinals-Dodgers: Five Mind Blowing Predictions For Upcoming Playoff Series

    It's over. Finally, mercifully, the regular season is over. The St. Louis Cardinals have completed 162 baseball games for 2009...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 1,408 reads 3 comments

  25. The Seven Greatest St. Louis Cardinals Post-Season Heroes

    The St. Louis Cardinals have clinched the NL Central and are on an 11 game quest for the franchise's 11th championship- the most in the National League...

    Aaron Hooks Written by Aaron Hooks about over 3 years ago 1,402 reads 5 comments