Long John Silver's Sportswriter Profile

Long John Silver

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A Pirate, A Prince and then there's A JOKER in the pack. It'll be so much fun to see how the ranking numbers work out after that last day in London WTF in 2011 ... I'll leave it at that.
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Ohhhh PLEASE: if you ever have time, check this out from Petko'RAZZI: http://www.youtube.com/andreapetkovic

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'I ask you what 3+2 is, and you spend the entire night and tell me its not 25, GREAT'

House: Our job is to find out what's killing patients, not to treat them for chronic idiocy.
13: Idiocy is what's killing her.
House: And since we cant cure that, I am goin home'

"DUCKS is Heads .... Because Ducks Have Heads", right ?

When am gonna open a restaurant, am gonna make every thing special. And then you know, when someone comes to me asks, "Hey Kelso, whats the specials for dinner tonight?", am gonna say --- E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G

Gosh, Chase, "Acceptable Deviation?", If her DNA was off by one percentage point she'd be a dolphin ?

Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Monica: No way
Chandler: It's true.
Monica: Well that's pathetic
Chandler: Again true.
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way

Joey: Have you kissed her yet? It's awesome! I could do it forever! You know what? She... she kisses better than my mom cooks
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Monica: I am so glad you said, "cooks."

Favorite Athletes

Hewitt, Nole Djokovic, Federer and Rafael (yeah, both), Courier, Hingis, Rafter, Sabatini, Michael Phelps, M.Schumacher, F'Alonso, Jensen Button, Mark Webber, Shane Warne, Stephen Waugh, Beckham, Wayne Rooney, Drogba, Klose, Oezil, Schweinsteiger, Forlan, Messi, Arjen Robben, Iniesta, Casillas, Mikael Ballak, Gerrard
Favorite Sports Teams

Aus Cricket Team, Ferrari F-1 Team, Deutschland Fussball (for Counter Attacks and being Intrepid), La Furia Roja (for sheer passing, possession and fluidity)
Favorite Coaches

Darren Cahill, Paul Annacone, Jose Mourinho, Shane Warne
All Time Sports Moment

M.Schumacher's first drivers championship with Ferrari (his 3rd overall), on a rainy slippery day in Suzuka, Japan on October 2000: Shane Warne's genius spell against the Proteas in that famous tied world cup semifinal, 1999
Most Memorable Game Attended

Day 0 of the US Open in New York 2009 - Just after I graduated from Ann and just before moving to OZ. Loved every moment of it, got to see Juan Martin, Nole, Kolya, Ferrer, MASHA, Vee, Sveta practice from first row of Ashe, Court and Armstrong .... for a tennis fan it does NOT get better than this, and I got to do it all with my best mate ...
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Federer's potential grand slam count ... Michael's 7 - good luck getting anywhere near that one mate, The other Michael's (The Super-FISH) 8 Olympics Count ....
Pele or Maradona?

Never watched both of them play ... but must say, dont think much of Maradona as a person (not as a player, but as a person) for my own reasons
Federer or Sampras?

Rodge - Rodge - Rodge, would travel a million miles to watch him hit a tennis ball around ... My old man digggs The Pistol though, but hes a bit loco ...
Tiger or Nicklaus?

If its for the babes, Tiger for sure - anyone can club a golf ball, only few can rock it as much as Tiger, when it counts, No ?
Petty or Earnhardt?

Call me a F1 kool aid drinker .... hence neither Petty nor Earnhardt ....
Schumacher or Senna?

Michael ofcourse ... not because he is better or worse, I just like him better, he embodies Loyalty, thats a good reason for starters

Ankit Munjal posted 267 days ago

Hey mate just wrote an article looking at Sri Lankas chances in England. Let me know what you think: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/664927-england-vs-sri-lanka-test-series-fresh-start-for-lankans-with-captain-dilshan
Ankit Munjal posted 267 days ago

Hey mate just wrote an article looking at Sri Lankas chances in England. Let me know what you think: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/664927-england-vs-sri-lanka-test-series-fresh-start-for-lankans-with-captain-dilshan
Ankit Munjal posted 267 days ago

Hey mate just wrote an article looking at Sri Lankas chances in England. Let me know what you think: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/664927-england-vs-sri-lanka-test-series-fresh-start-for-lankans-with-captain-dilshan
Ankit Munjal posted 298 days ago

Hey I just wrote an article looking at the club vs country debate cropping up in cricket. Have a read & do let me know what you think.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/674012-lure-of-the-ipl-riches-club-vs-country-debate-now-in-cricket
Vee Jay posted 364 days ago

ok, goodbye
Vee Jay posted 365 days ago

Hey, LJS, there is no Shetty any more as there is no place for real people in a forum thick with racists. JA Allen to AJ Porter was the inspiration. So, as Shetty had to be killed to prevent racist assaults on country, culture and tribe, Shetty doesn't exist any more. I am Vee and please refer to me only as Vee, Otherwise,Shetty would have died in vain. I have inherited Shetty's articles.
Vee Jay posted 366 days ago

LJS ,start writing! Your posts are very good.
Xeno-philous F posted 383 days ago

My new piece on Djokovic win:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/586765-novak-djokovic-downs-roger-feder-in-straight-sets-australian-open-semifinal-2011
Xeno-philous F posted 386 days ago

How have you been, voice of reason?
Have you ever dreamed of Grand Slam Finals without Federer and Nadal?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/583020-roger-federer-and-rafa-nadal-stumble-before-australian-open-2011-finals
Vee Jay posted 448 days ago

And one could sell cigarettes to the commies and ensure they die out eventually. The long term strategy?