1. NFL Midseason: What We've Learned and How We've Been Deceived

    What fool picked the Patriots and the Packers? As we reach the halfway point through the season, let's look at a few things we've learned thus far. 1. The Saints Are for Real I know...

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  2. Playing The Rush Card: Fallout Gets Ridiculous

    Disclaimer: This article is dealing with race. It is solely the opinion of the author. I do not come speaking for all black people, just myself and anyone who may happen to think like me—be they black, white, or any other ethnicity...

    Satchel Page Written by Satchel Page about over 2 years ago 226 reads 8 comments

  3. Pull Down Your Dress, Your Star Is Showing: Failure at Sports Journalism

    Here is why I have a hard time taking sports journalists (I use that term very loosely) seriously. John P. Lopez of Inside the NFL, writes in his blog that the three most disappointing quarterbacks ...

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  4. P Is for Prognosticate: Satchel's 2009 NFL Preview

    With only a week before the kickoff of the NFL season, I, Mr. Satchel Page, will throw my hand in with the ranks of pundits and prognosticators predicting the path of the pretenders, ...

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  5. Talking QB's: Vick and Favre Return to the NFL

    Is this the week for quarterbacks to be mega-stories in the news, or what?! In the past six days, the sports world has been dominated by the news of Michael Vick signing with the Eagles ...

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  6. Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz Test Positive for PEDs: Here We Go Again

    I don't feel anything. Not a single thing. I was trying to enjoy a late-morning nap, when I get a call from a friend, and reputed Sox hater, laughing hysterically about the latest news...

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  7. T.otally O.utrageous: Sports Columnists Release Terrell Owens

    I've been too pissed to write anything, though I've had a lot on my mind. To say that I was not in an adequate frame of mind to write anything coherent is an understatement...

    Satchel Page Written by Satchel Page about almost 3 years ago 183 reads 0 comments

  8. Flip It To B-Side Maybe? Sports Most Pointless Records

    This one's for you, Tim Kurkijan. How does one define greatness in sports? When you look back at the careers of Walter Payton, or for you younger guys, Emmit Smith, you think of amazing rushes and piles of touchdowns...

    Satchel Page Written by Satchel Page about almost 3 years ago 61 reads 0 comments

  9. NBA Overview: Five Things We Learned In The First Half Of The Season

    With the 2009 All-Star game now behind us, it's time to focus on the real regular season. With each team having roughly 30 games left to play, we should expect teams to raise their level of play as they jockey for playoff positioning in both conferences..

    Satchel Page Written by Satchel Page about 3 years ago 160 reads 0 comments

  10. The End of an Era, Finally: Brett Favre Announces Retirement

    Could this day have possibly come? Have we really and truly come to the end of an era? Has the great Brett Favre hung up his cleats? For good? Today (Feb...

    Satchel Page Written by Satchel Page about 3 years ago 38 reads 2 comments

  11. A-Roid: Rodriguez Admits To Using Steroids

    In the past hour, sports news junkies got their fix. And this was a major hit. Alex Rodriguez, in the midst of recent allegations of using performance-enhancing drugs, admitted to using banned substances from 2001-2003 while playing for the Texas Rangers.

    Satchel Page Written by Satchel Page about 3 years ago 49 reads 0 comments

  12. That's Not Fresh, It's Spoiled: A Look at The 2008 NBA Draft

    There had to have been at least 3 million other things to do rather than do what I did on the 26th of June. That night, one of the worst NBA drafts took place...

    Satchel Page Written by Satchel Page about over 3 years ago 267 reads 1 comments

  13. Quoth the Sheriff: 'Hey Shaq, Tell Me How My Badge Taste'

    Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio asked for future NBA Hall-of-Famer Shaquille O'Neal's special deputy badge Tuesday after his now-famous freestyle at a New York night club...

    Satchel Page Written by Satchel Page about over 3 years ago 1,746 reads 16 comments

  14. NBA Playoffs: Return to The Natural Order Of The Universe

    When I'm not talking sports with my friends and waving the five (a reference to the five Cowboys Super Bowl wins) in their faces, I teach high school level mathematics ranging from Pre-Algebra to Advanced Algebra and Trigonometry...

    Satchel Page Written by Satchel Page about almost 4 years ago 819 reads 1 comments

  15. Say It Ain't So, Jerry Jones: Dallas Fans, Get Your Umbrellas!

    So I'm feeding my 1-year old son Froot Loops while watching Sportscenter and what do I see to my surprise and utter dismay? Jerry Jones has agreed to trade our fourth round pick to the Titans ...

    Satchel Page Written by Satchel Page about almost 4 years ago 526 reads 3 comments