Jack Burton

Jack Burton

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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

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  • Terence McGinley posted 542 days ago

    Terence McGinley

    Hey man-

    Appreciate you catching the error in my article. I looked over the fact that they only get a chance to amnesty this summer and next. Had to delete it. Thanks for spotting it.