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I'm a life-long writer with a passion for sports, music, and comics. Favorites of each include the Utah Jazz, Fiona Apple, and Morning Glories. Expect scribbles about the first ones, and feel free to shout at me on twitter (http://twitter.com/woeisjoe) about anything else.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    John Stockton, Karl Malone, Michael Jordan, Gary Payton, Hakeem Olajuwon, Bo Jackson, Lawrence Taylor, Steve McNair, Eddie George, Chris Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Percy Harvin, Sarah Hughes, Vijay Singh, Paula Kremer

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Tennessee Titans, Utah Jazz, Utah Utes, Arizona Diamondbacks, Arizona Cardinals, Philadelphia Phillies, Phoenix Suns, Seattle Supersonics

  • Favorite Coaches

    Jerry Sloan, Jeff Fisher, Buck Showalter, Kirk Gibson, Don Shula

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    Anytime I saw a Stockton-Malone pick-and-roll, Salt Palace or Delta Center.

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Cowboys/Cardinals from 2008. Er, scratch that: Various playoff games between the Rockets and the Jazz from '94 to '97.

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game.

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Mays

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Montana

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan single-handedly deprived my Jazz of rings. Begrudgingly, it's MJ.

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    The Rog

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    DALY

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Earnhardt

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    I couldn't answer this, sorry.

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Mountain West

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  • Nick Donato posted 150 days ago

    Nick Donato

    Little peice of advice....you should definitely find a new career path and hobby because not only are you just a dreadful writer, but a complete moron when it comes to college football and you should probably do a bit more research on your topics before you write about them and make yourself look bad instead of listening to some guy on the television and assume yourself to be an expert while assuming the guy on tv was. ..I see your labeled a" contributor" but the only thing you contribute is just more uneducated bias and a good laugh when I wanted to see what jerk off wrote this article and saw your picture. You look like one of those creepy 15 year old kids that sit in the dark by themselves and play magic the gathering card game, stick to that and World of Warcraft because sports aren'y your thing.

  • Chris Chris posted 151 days ago

    Chris Chris

    Dear Joe, You clearly have no idea what you are talking about. I forgot Penn State was having a tough time recruiting. Forgive me for not seeing that we have the #1 QB and #1 TE coming to our school. That must have slipped your mind. You see right now i'm using sarcasm. Oh and were getting recruits from Florida, Alabama, and California. I'm not a geographer but i would quite call those regional recruits. Your a little late to the penn state hate party. It seems like you just started writing today. Good Try, you almost came off as a real writer. But do us all a favor and do research before your going to write your useless words. So good luck doing research next time pal.