Favorite Athletes

Manny Pacquiao, Brandon Spikes, Dont'a Hightower, Stevan Ridley, Vince Wilfork

Favorite Sports Teams

PATS!!!

Favorite Coaches

YODA!!!

All-Time Sports Moment

Sergio Martínez ko'd Paul Williams

Most Memorable Game Attended

Haven't been to many

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Records are for losers

Ruth or Mays?

Fuck baseball

Unitas or Montana?

Unitas sucked, the question should be Montana or Brady.

Jordan or Russell?

Russell

Gretzky or Orr?

Orr

Pele or Maradona?

DC

Federer or Sampras?

Really couldn't care less

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger Woods is a awful human being, and I hope he gets AIDS and dies.

Petty or Earnhardt?

DC

Schumacher or Senna?

No fucking clue who they are

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

SEC, SEC, SEC!!!