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My Raylight reel theme
New Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX6PSOrVbSU
OLD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvFTeFP0FXQ
Best WWE moment in history:
"John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.
I don't hate you, John. I don't even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate...this idea...that you're the best...because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good at kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don't know if you're as good as Dwayne...he's a pretty good ass-kisser...always was and still is. Oops...I'm breaking the fourth wall. [Punk waves to the camera.] I am the best...wrestler...in the world. I've been the best ever since Day One when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar...and he split, just like I'm splittin', but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship.
I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon's imaginary brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that. They're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I've proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, and even on commentary. Nobody can touch me. And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little collectors' cups, I'm not on the cover of the program, I'm barely promoted, I don't get to be in movies, I'm not on any crappy show on the USA Network, I'm not on the poster of WrestleMania, I'm not on the signature that's produced at the start of the show. I'm not on Conan O'Brien, I'm not on Jimmy Fallon, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn't sour grapes, but the fact that "Dwayne" is in the main event of WrestleMania next year and I'm not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are cheering me right now...you are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else, because you're the ones sipping out of those collector cups right now, you're the ones that buy those programs that my face isn't on the cover of, and then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face thinking you can get an autograph and sell it on eBay because you're too lazy to get a real job.
I'm leaving with the WWE championship on July 17 and hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling...maybe I'll go back to Ring of Honor...[Punk waves to the camera again] hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing? The reason I'm leaving is you people because after I'm gone you're still going to pour money into this company—I'm just a spoke on the wheel—the wheel's gonna keep turning. And I understand that...that Vince McMahon's gonna make money despite himself...he's a millionaire who should be a billionaire...you know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, duchbag yes-men like John Laurinaitis, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear...and I'd like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon. You know we do this whole bully campaign..."
-CM Punk's Pipe bomb: June 27, 2011
Hall of memes
1. http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/meme/mkmhj9
2. http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/meme/wntumy
3. http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/meme/52a4hh
4. http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/meme/kw2afj
5. http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/meme/grr7aj
6. http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/meme/42gdxf
7. http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/meme/jsqo5z (Custom Image)
The worst insults ive ever heard. Tell me about any other you may happen to find.
Snowcones- Cyclones
Bork Laser- Brock Lesnar
Gayback- Ryback
Cheese f***s- Packers
Ogayhio state- Ohio State

And now just because it's fun, heres a list of things that piss me off about WWE
1. Lack of Tweeners
2. Hornswoggle
3. Santino
4. Khali
5. Langstons Jiggly Ass
6. Sheamus looking like a f***ing ghost
7. Sheamus and Orton teaming up AKA the shovel
8. Alberto Del Rio’s stale WHC reign

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  • PINK FLOYD FEVER 101 posted 33 days ago

    PINK FLOYD FEVER 101

    MIAMI HEAT SUCKS

  • The boxer Klitschko from Ukraine - pro-American! It supports the new illegal Ukrainian power which came by revolution and overthrow with support of the American politicians! As also Klitschko receives the financial help from America to support this illegal Ukrainian power. This new illegal pro-American government uses the weapon, volley hail systems, tanks and phosphorus-incendiary bombs against peace and unarmed inhabitants! And Klitschko too supports it! PEOPLE, Klitschko - the fascist because it, supports this fascist power which by means of America came to the power in Ukraine! People, tell at home about this boxer Klitschko - he isn't worthy the champion titles and awards! Klitschko - a condom! Кому интересна правда, кто может и не боится рассказать своим друзьям эту правду и кому не безразлична судьба МИРА - пишите и спрашивайте: alenagolubeva75@mail.ru

  • Lil Ray-Ray Jr. posted 53 days ago

    Lil Ray-Ray Jr.

    A reminder to all that the card contest is this Saturday.

  • Lil Ray-Ray Jr. posted 59 days ago

    Lil Ray-Ray Jr.

    Hello all! The fantasy card contest will take place next Saturday, and here are the rules:

    7 matches in total
    2 of them can include stipulations, but no more than 2
    1 should include divas (mixed tag action can count as 1)

    *note that plain elimination match DO NOT count as a stipulation. Neither do triple threat, fatal 4 way, 6 pack challenge, tag, mixed tag, etc.

    Any wrestler past or present can be included from any promotion (WWE, TNA, ROH, etc.) that has existed. NXT is included as well.

    Any title from any promotion can be included as well, and people can hold title unification matches even between titles from different promotions. Title unification matches do not count as a stipulation, UNLESS you add something else to the match (i.e No DQ, falls count anywhere, TLC, etc.).
    The judges are me and CM Mox. Please INBOX your cards to BOTH of us. Cards can be turned in early if u wish. Results should be in by next Sunday. Thank you for participating, and have fun with this!

  • Lil Ray-Ray Jr. posted 71 days ago

    Lil Ray-Ray Jr.

    Would u be interested in a fantasy card?

    It's where you come up with 8 matches between wrestlers who haven't fought before in the WWE. Only a certain number of matches can have stipulations. Then the judges rate the card. Each match gets a score, and then the person with the highest score wins.

    (some of u may already know the rules; I'm just posting this message to numerous people, some of them new).

  • Lil Ray-Ray Jr. posted 75 days ago

    Lil Ray-Ray Jr.

    Nice profile pic Ben. I use it as my desktop background.

  • Lil Ray-Ray Jr. posted 117 days ago

    Lil Ray-Ray Jr.

    Hey Ben! Nice....name change? Lol. Nice Punk Pipe bomb too. I read the whole thing, while imagining him sitting indian style at the top of the stage in the black t-shirt, lol.

  • Olli Seppala posted 134 days ago

    Olli Seppala

    New review.

  • CM Mox posted 137 days ago

    CM Mox

    Is that Renee Young?

  • Ryan Dilbert posted 138 days ago

    Ryan Dilbert

    Done.
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1971492-examining-adrian-nevilles-strengths-weaknesses-and-long-term-potential

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