1. Howie Long: I'm A Ford Guy

    (Associated Hump) - Arlington, VAThe popular former NFL superstar Howie Long told some industry folks at a swank Washington, DC party this past weekend that he has "Never stepped foot into a Chevy truck, nor will I ever...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 5 years ago 763 reads 1 comments

  2. Tiger Woods Apologizes For Not Banging Any Black Girls

    (Associated Hump) - Orlando, FLTiger Woods has recently posted a message on the gossip website, God Hates Shrimpthat offers a sincere apology to black women about his latest escapades with all the white fembots that recently came out to the media...

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  3. 27 Sri Lankan's Cannot Be Wrong. Here Come The Yankees

    27 (twenty-seven) is the natural number following 26 and preceding 28. Twenty-seven is the smallest positive integer requiring four syllables to name in English, though it can be unambiguously defined in just two: "three cubed...

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  4. Mark Sanchez Wants Your Wiener

    Mark Sanchez of the New York Jets of the National Football League was caught on camera during the game last week versus the Oakland Raiders chowing down on a hot dog. Let's take a timeout on this one...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 5 years ago 368 reads 1 comments

  5. Power Ranking The Power Rankings-Week 1

    We are ranking the Top 5 Power Rankings out there and were ready to give you the Creme of all the land. If you thought Power Rankings had anything to do with strength, finesse and stamina, then you’re right...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 5 years ago 65 reads 0 comments

  6. Bob Griese Opens Taco Truck

    (Associated Hump) Jupiter, Fl- Legendary Quarterback Bob Griese launched a Taco Truck business this past Monday in Jupiter, Florida. Griese is a former two-time All-American at Purdue and was the runner-up to Steve Spurrier for the 1966 Heisman Trophy...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 5 years ago 246 reads 0 comments

  7. You Think the Yankees Are All Fur Coat and No Knickers?

    Oh my dear, where are those Alan Wickers now? Perhaps sipping on some of that Amber nectar? A third walk off in a row for the good guys as the Yankees conquered the Minnesota Twins...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about over 5 years ago 112 reads 0 comments

  8. Greg Paulus Made a Good Decision for Syracuse (and His Loins)

    As everyone connected to Syracuse wrangles whether or not the Paulus decision to play football at Syracuse was a good one or not, we like to think of the reasons why he chose to stay ...

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  9. How Would Coach Marrone Handle Somali Pirates?

    How many times have you asked yourself, "How would Coach Marrone handle the Somali Pirate situation?" If you're like everyone else, you have probably woke up many a mornings with a clear, vivid picture of Coach yelping at these pirate thugs...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about over 5 years ago 202 reads 1 comments

  10. Sports Blogging Cliques And Neil Lomax

    Sports Blogging Cliques and Neil Lomax As I spend about 75 percent of my time elsewhere from my home in Syracuse, I have a lot of time to skim the world of sports blogs that are extremely prevalent on the fad that is, gleaming the sports blog...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about over 5 years ago 220 reads 0 comments

  11. Six Degrees of Penetration: A Syracuse Football Experiment

    The Syracuse Football campaign got off to a curious start this past Saturday on a beautiful 70 degree, low humidity day inside a giant white bubble perched on a hill high above the city of Syracuse...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about over 5 years ago 362 reads 3 comments

  12. Max Suter Enjoys His Midriff and the End of the Round Ball Thingy

    Hey Max~When is the team going full monty?Well another season has ended for the Gentlemen Orange. Although I am a bit sad over the pillage by those Midwesterners, I am having a gleeful outlook to the upcoming Orange Football campaign...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about over 5 years ago 298 reads 0 comments

  13. Where The Down Boys Go....

    A friend of mine this weekend asked me, "where are all the hot chicks in Syracuse tonight?" I paused, then remembered what was happening at the Palace Theatre in Eastwood...

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  14. Soccer = Bad

    We are not big soccer fans over here in the world of Sport Humping. I did have the opportunity to play in Costa Rica and actually enjoyed it, although I believe it will never resonate in the American Psyche...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about over 5 years ago 92 reads 1 comments

  15. To Be the Stache, You Have To Walk in It's Shoes

    Follow the arrow to the Stache. This past weekend Katie and I had the opportunity to hit the slopes "Hot Dog The Movie" style up at Whiteface Mountain in Lake Placid...

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  16. Now We're Talking Women's Basketball

    Before I go into a rant, I have never attended a Division I women's college basketball game, nor do I ever care to. It's just not my thing...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 6 years ago 76 reads 1 comments

  17. Arizona Cardinals Are Going To The Superbowl And Jesus Is Happy

    Of course I had the Arizona Cardinals as my preseason pick to go to the Super Bowl.With the help of Kurt Warner's favorite drinking buddy, The Lord, the Cardinals were able to hold off a late ...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 6 years ago 641 reads 1 comments

  18. Suburban White Irish Dudes Lose to Athletic Black Urban Fellas

    Poncho trying to squish the enormous head of Notre Dame forward, Luke Harangody.Well, after a freezing walk to the Short Yellow bus on Marshall street that brought me and my boyz back to Syracuse ...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 6 years ago 359 reads 1 comments

  19. New Dome Entrance Jams for 2009...The Top Five Entries

    As everyone anticipates the new season sans Greg Robinson as Head Coach of The Syracuse University Orange, I thought maybe we could also change some of the entrance music when the team promenades into the Big White Top...

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  20. TheSportHump and Keith Hernandez Wish You And Yours, A Merry Christmas

    I sit atop your Christmas tree,All clad in pink, a real fairy.The reason I appear to smirk,The sprig of spruce stuck up my skirt with a six-pack of Piels.There was an old fellow named Claus With a case of the mid-winter blahs...

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  21. TheSportHump Is Officially a San Francisco 49ers Mustache Fan

    49ers Growing MustachesIn a tribute to the facial fuzz that was, members of the San Francisco 49ers are growing mustaches for Sunday's season finale against the Washington Redskins...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 6 years ago 598 reads 0 comments

  22. Please Take Time To Meet Ernie Brown Jr.

    Kentucky's Famous Turtle Catcher - Watch more Free VideosErnie Brown Jr. is by far, Kentucky's most famous turtle catcher. The No. 2 turtle catcher, Tye Bumley, isn't even close to Ernie...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 6 years ago 3,093 reads 2 comments

  23. Countin Them Down...The Top Ten Frozen Pizzas With Mel Kiper

    Nobody on Television is more annoying than Mel Kiper. He is a guy ranting about football that never played the game at any level...

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  24. Apparently Andy Kennedy Didn't Realize We Were Living In Post 9/11

    Whether or not Andy Kennedy just arrived in 2008 via Delorean or transporter, he didn't realize the name Bin Laden was perched with the "Whole Terrorism thingy"...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 6 years ago 251 reads 6 comments

  25. Jim Rome and Jay Glazer Trade Blows Over Goatee Relevance

    The two biggest Goatees in the business have finally collided. The two furry bloviators had an altercation at an Applebees in Walnut, California last week during a meeting only described by restaurant patrons as, Amazing...

    Danny Carberry Written by Danny Carberry about almost 6 years ago 2,664 reads 0 comments