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27 Sri Lankan's Cannot Be Wrong. Here Come The Yankees

27 (twenty-seven) is the natural number following 26 and preceding 28. Twenty-seven is the smallest positive integer requiring four syllables to name in English, though it can be unambiguously defined in just two: "three cubed...

Written by Danny Carberry about about 1 month ago 15 reads 0 comments
Mark Sanchez Wants Your Wiener

Mark Sanchez of the New York Jets of the National Football League was caught on camera during the game last week versus the Oakland Raiders chowing down on a hot dog. Let's take a timeout on this one...

Written by Danny Carberry about about 1 month ago 207 reads 1 comments
Power Ranking The Power Rankings-Week 1

We are ranking the Top 5 Power Rankings out there and were ready to give you the Creme of all the land. If you thought Power Rankings had anything to do with strength, finesse and stamina, then you’re right...

Written by Danny Carberry about about 1 month ago 41 reads 0 comments
Bob Griese Opens Taco Truck

(Associated Hump) Jupiter, Fl- Legendary Quarterback Bob Griese launched a Taco Truck business this past Monday in Jupiter, Florida. Griese is a former two-time All-American at Purdue and was the runner-up to Steve Spurrier for the 1966 Heisman Trophy...

Written by Danny Carberry about about 1 month ago 12 reads 0 comments
You Think the Yankees Are All Fur Coat and No Knickers?

Oh my dear, where are those Alan Wickers now? Perhaps sipping on some of that Amber nectar? A third walk off in a row for the good guys as the Yankees conquered the Minnesota Twins...

Written by Danny Carberry about 6 months ago 30 reads 0 comments
Greg Paulus Made a Good Decision for Syracuse (and His Loins)

As everyone connected to Syracuse wrangles whether or not the Paulus decision to play football at Syracuse was a good one or not, we like to think of the reasons why he chose to stay in school ...

Written by Danny Carberry about 6 months ago 232 reads 0 comments
How Would Coach Marrone Handle Somali Pirates?

How many times have you asked yourself, "How would Coach Marrone handle the Somali Pirate situation?" If you're like everyone else, you have probably woke up many a mornings with a clear, vivid picture of Coach yelping at these pirate thugs...

Written by Danny Carberry about 7 months ago 158 reads 1 comments
Sports Blogging Cliques And Neil Lomax

Sports Blogging Cliques and Neil Lomax As I spend about 75 percent of my time elsewhere from my home in Syracuse, I have a lot of time to skim the world of sports blogs that are extremely prevalent on the fad that is, gleaming the sports blog...

Written by Danny Carberry about 7 months ago 28 reads 0 comments
Six Degrees of Penetration: A Syracuse Football Experiment

The Syracuse Football campaign got off to a curious start this past Saturday on a beautiful 70 degree, low humidity day inside a giant white bubble perched on a hill high above the city of Syracuse...

Written by Danny Carberry about 7 months ago 223 reads 3 comments
Max Suter Enjoys His Midriff and the End of the Round Ball Thingy

Hey Max~When is the team going full monty?Well another season has ended for the Gentlemen Orange. Although I am a bit sad over the pillage by those Midwesterners, I am having a gleeful outlook to the upcoming Orange Football campaign...

Written by Danny Carberry about 8 months ago 104 reads 0 comments
Where The Down Boys Go....

A friend of mine this weekend asked me, "where are all the hot chicks in Syracuse tonight?" I paused, then remembered what was happening at the Palace Theatre in Eastwood...

Written by Danny Carberry about 8 months ago 6 reads 0 comments
Soccer = Bad

We are not big soccer fans over here in the world of Sport Humping. I did have the opportunity to play in Costa Rica and actually enjoyed it, although I believe it will never resonate in the American Psyche...

Written by Danny Carberry about 8 months ago 26 reads 1 comments
To Be the Stache, You Have To Walk in It's Shoes

Follow the arrow to the Stache. This past weekend Katie and I had the opportunity to hit the slopes "Hot Dog The Movie" style up at Whiteface Mountain in Lake Placid...

Written by Danny Carberry about 8 months ago 11 reads 0 comments
Now We're Talking Women's Basketball

Before I go into a rant, I have never attended a Division I women's college basketball game, nor do I ever care to. It's just not my thing...

Written by Danny Carberry about 10 months ago 27 reads 1 comments
Arizona Cardinals Are Going To The Superbowl And Jesus Is Happy

Of course I had the Arizona Cardinals as my preseason pick to go to the Super Bowl.With the help of Kurt Warner's favorite drinking buddy, The Lord, the Cardinals were able to hold off a late ...

Written by Danny Carberry about 10 months ago 508 reads 1 comments
Suburban White Irish Dudes Lose to Athletic Black Urban Fellas

Poncho trying to squish the enormous head of Notre Dame forward, Luke Harangody.Well, after a freezing walk to the Short Yellow bus on Marshall street that brought me and my boyz back to Syracuse ...

Written by Danny Carberry about 10 months ago 158 reads 1 comments
The Jim Boeheim Comedy Hour—Coppin State Comedy Zone With The Iron Sheik

What if Jim Boeheim did comedy during the off season or random Wednesday nights at your favorite local Comedy Club. Think Jimbo isn't a funny guy? Well, we would like to think he could hold his own for 20 or so minutes on the Big Stage...

Written by Danny Carberry about 11 months ago 91 reads 0 comments
New Dome Entrance Jams for 2009...The Top Five Entries

As everyone anticipates the new season sans Greg Robinson as Head Coach of The Syracuse University Orange, I thought maybe we could also change some of the entrance music when the team promenades into the Big White Top...

Written by Danny Carberry about 11 months ago 202 reads 4 comments
TheSportHump and Keith Hernandez Wish You And Yours, A Merry Christmas

I sit atop your Christmas tree,All clad in pink, a real fairy.The reason I appear to smirk,The sprig of spruce stuck up my skirt with a six-pack of Piels.There was an old fellow named Claus With a case of the mid-winter blahs...

Written by Danny Carberry about 11 months ago 71 reads 0 comments
TheSportHump Is Officially a San Francisco 49ers Mustache Fan

49ers Growing MustachesIn a tribute to the facial fuzz that was, members of the San Francisco 49ers are growing mustaches for Sunday's season finale against the Washington Redskins...

Written by Danny Carberry about 11 months ago 380 reads 0 comments
Please Take Time To Meet Ernie Brown Jr.

Kentucky's Famous Turtle Catcher - Watch more Free VideosErnie Brown Jr. is by far, Kentucky's most famous turtle catcher. The No. 2 turtle catcher, Tye Bumley, isn't even close to Ernie...

Written by Danny Carberry about 11 months ago 254 reads 2 comments
Countin Them Down...The Top Ten Frozen Pizzas With Mel Kiper

Nobody on Television is more annoying than Mel Kiper. He is a guy ranting about football that never played the game at any level...

Written by Danny Carberry about 11 months ago 30 reads 0 comments
Apparently Andy Kennedy Didn't Realize We Were Living In Post 9/11

Whether or not Andy Kennedy just arrived in 2008 via Delorean or transporter, he didn't realize the name Bin Laden was perched with the "Whole Terrorism thingy"...

Written by Danny Carberry about 11 months ago 152 reads 6 comments
Jim Rome and Jay Glazer Trade Blows Over Goatee Relevance

The two biggest Goatees in the business have finally collided. The two furry bloviators had an altercation at an Applebees in Walnut, California last week during a meeting only described by restaurant patrons as, Amazing...

Written by Danny Carberry about 11 months ago 538 reads 0 comments
The NASCAR Elite Don't Like John Legend

If you know a "shortcut" to Talledega, you probably don't listen to Kanye West. NASCAR has recently settled a $225 million lawsuit filed by a former official who said she was subjected to racial ...

Written by Danny Carberry about 11 months ago 72 reads 3 comments

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Danny Carberry Article Archive

27 Sri Lankan's Cannot Be Wrong. Here Come The Yankees

Mark Sanchez Wants Your Wiener

Power Ranking The Power Rankings-Week 1

Bob Griese Opens Taco Truck

You Think the Yankees Are All Fur Coat and No Knickers?

Greg Paulus Made a Good Decision for Syracuse (and His Loins)

How Would Coach Marrone Handle Somali Pirates?

Sports Blogging Cliques And Neil Lomax

Six Degrees of Penetration: A Syracuse Football Experiment

Max Suter Enjoys His Midriff and the End of the Round Ball Thingy

Where The Down Boys Go....

Soccer = Bad

To Be the Stache, You Have To Walk in It's Shoes

Now We're Talking Women's Basketball

Arizona Cardinals Are Going To The Superbowl And Jesus Is Happy

Suburban White Irish Dudes Lose to Athletic Black Urban Fellas

The Jim Boeheim Comedy Hour—Coppin State Comedy Zone With The Iron Sheik

New Dome Entrance Jams for 2009...The Top Five Entries

TheSportHump and Keith Hernandez Wish You And Yours, A Merry Christmas

TheSportHump Is Officially a San Francisco 49ers Mustache Fan

Please Take Time To Meet Ernie Brown Jr.

Countin Them Down...The Top Ten Frozen Pizzas With Mel Kiper

Apparently Andy Kennedy Didn't Realize We Were Living In Post 9/11

Jim Rome and Jay Glazer Trade Blows Over Goatee Relevance

The NASCAR Elite Don't Like John Legend

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