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The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

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Favorite Athletes

Micheal Jordan in basketball, Steven Appiah in football/soccer, Jaromir Jagr in hockey (love the czech's!). Other players I love: Sol Campbell, Papa Bouba Dip, David James, Nwanko Kanu, C Ronaldo (although I also hate him too) and the ever lovable John Terry. Also Kobe Bryant and Kevin Garnett.

Favorite Sports Teams

Portsmouth FC, Barcelona FC, Botswana Meat Commission FC lol ;)

All Time Sports Moment

lol @ Robinson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmws59X1cNg

Most Memorable Game Attended

Champions League 2006 Barca vs Chelsea: the most memorable was seeing the look on Abramovich's face as he realized how much money he wasted on Chelsea

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Ronaldo's record of screwing 3 tranny's in Rio at once or maybe the other Ronaldo's record of screwing 15 hookers in Amsterdam at once

Ruth or Mays?

Mays is my favorite brand of chip no doubt

Unitas or Montana?

Tony Montana: first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the midgets...

Jordan or Russell?

Jordan, greatest athlete ever for his sport imo. Made basketball a global sport.

Gretzky or Orr?

Gretzky Orr who?

Pele or Maradona?

Pele was godlike, Maradona was a cheater and was on cocaine during the hand of god raping of England. He was also on cocaine during the post game interview, pregame interview and well pretty much always.

Federer or Sampras?

That boring swiss robot that keeps beating everybody

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Don't know anything about golf, but I say Tiger cuz he wins in a white man's game. If there was a dominant black hockey player, I'd cheer for him.

Petty or Earnhardt?

Coin says: Earnhardt.

Schumacher or Senna?

Valentino Rossi

Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

huh? pac wha...???? Big 12 cuz it sounds like a porno movie :)

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  1. by Michelle
    2 days ago

    I don't know if your interested in India's football League, but heres something on one of the best teams, Dempo SC,
    a bit of a break from my normal humour article,
    so i'd love to know what you think

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/65142-dempo-sc-indias-face-in-the-afc

    cheers x

  2. by Michelle
    5 days ago

    Hi!

    Here's an insight to the rules of football. Some of them are quite funny actually. take a look,
    and thanks for checking out and commenting on my other articles. Much appreciated.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/63974-the-rules-of-football

    cheers x

  3. by Michelle
    6 days ago

    Hey !
    I've decided to come clean. Here's my confession

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/63565-confessions-of-a-football-addict

    tell me what you think!

    cheers

  4. by Ricky
    6 days ago

    Sky Sports To Lose Premier League Rights To ESPN In 2009?

    A bidding war is about to commence for the right to show EPL matches and ESPN's interest is making Ricky O'Neal very uncomfortable...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/63202-sky-sports-to-lose-premier-league-rights-to-espn-in-2009
    Check out the latest article and feel free to voice an opinion!

    Ricky

  5. by Ricky
    16 days ago

    Hey gem check out my latest article on ruud van nistelrooy, im sure you'll have an opinion!

  6. by Matt
    3 months ago

    Altidore got picked up by Villareal in Spain. Adu was picked up last year by Benifica.
    Cheers,