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Patrick Kane and Aqib Talib: A Scary Time To Be a Cab Driver

It now seems like everyday, A professional athlete does not want to pay. Patrick Kane and Aqib Talib, Both just wanted to go back to their crib...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 3 months ago 61 reads 0 comments
Franck Ribery: €100m and It Was Still Not Meant to Be

Franck Ribery. A huge spending spree, For Franck Ribery. 100 Million Euros, Could it be? For Franck Ribery? The banks of Bayern would scream with glee, If only Real Madrid could have Franck Ribery...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 3 months ago 134 reads 3 comments
Brett Favre: A Midsummer's Night Dream

Oh Brett Favre... The long summer nights you carve, Your story is much more interesting than Robert Marve's. From the beginning I did not care, I would much rather be at the county fair, But yet you are the only subject of all my nightmare's...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 3 months ago 58 reads 0 comments
Oakland Athletics vs. Tampa Bay Rays: The Daily Box Score May 18, 2009

This article is a game recap based solely on what the author has read in the game's box score. If you want to know what really happened, you can go watch SportsCenter and pray that you don't ...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 6 months ago 51 reads 0 comments
Colorado Rockies Vs. Pittsburgh Pirates: The Daily Box Score May 15, 2009

This article is a game recap based solely on what the author has read in the game's box score. If you want to know what really happened, you can go watch SportsCenter and pray that you don't ...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 6 months ago 54 reads 0 comments
Florida Marlins vs. Milwaukee Brewers: The Daily Box Score May 13, 2009

This article is a game recap based solely on what the author has read in the game's box score. If you want to know what really happened, you can go watch SportsCenter and pray that you don't ...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 6 months ago 80 reads 0 comments
The Daily Box Score May 12, 2009: New York Yankees Vs. Toronto Blue Jays

This article is a game recap based solely on what the author has read in the game's box score. If you want to know what really happened, you can go watch SportsCenter and pray that you don't ...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 6 months ago 256 reads 0 comments
The Daily Box Score May 11: Washington Nats Vs. San Francisco Giants

This game recap is based solely on the what the writer has seen in the final box score. San Francisco Giants 11, Washington Nationals 7 It was a historic day at AT&T Park as Randy Johnson ...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 6 months ago 104 reads 0 comments
The Daily Box Score May 10, 2009: St. Louis Cardinals Vs. Cincinnati Reds

This article is purely based off the assumption of what happened in the game by the writers reading of the games box score. Cardinals 8, Reds 7 In one of the closest games the St...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 6 months ago 134 reads 0 comments
The Daily Box Score May 9, 2009: Texas Rangers vs Chicago White Sox

This is a new concept that I have been thinking about doing for a long time, that being the past couple minutes. Personally I am a fan of baseball, but I can barely stand watching it for there ...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 6 months ago 134 reads 0 comments
My Top Twelve-and-a-Half New Years Resolutions

Besides losing weight and finding eternal love, I have other more accomplishable (if that is even a real word) New Years resolutions that deal with sports. Sports have been good to me, but I have not really been that great back over the past year or so...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 11 months ago 77 reads 1 comments
The Distant Future: 2009 NBA Year in Review

Season Greetings 2008! It is the distant future, December 2009! I come to tell you what has happen in this glorious year of the NBA that was way better than 2008. If you do not want all the surprises of the upcoming year in the NBA then stop reading now..

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 11 months ago 284 reads 4 comments
The Legend of Mike Vanderjagt: Best Kicker Ever or Drunken Fool

Who is the best place kicker to ever play in the NFL? This question can not be answered without deciding which qualities determine who is the best to ever kick an oblong ball through two sticks...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 11 months ago 779 reads 4 comments
From West to East: An Explanation for the Transition of Power in the NBA

It seems as though that every professional league here goes through a pendulum swing of power, from one conference to another...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 11 months ago 162 reads 12 comments
NBA: Dear Andris Biedrins, Who Do You Think You Are?

Dear Andris Biedrins, Who do you think you are? Shaq? Dwight? Kareem? Russell?I mean, really. You just put up 17 points and 21 boards...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 11 months ago 165 reads 8 comments
Gary Bettman: What Else Will He Start Suspending Players For Now?

David Stern, Roger Goodell, Bud Selig, and Gary Bettman.Now ask yourself, who does not belong? And the answer is Bettman.See, Stern, Goodell, and even Selig all have the respect of the players and coaches in their respective leagues...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 12 months ago 380 reads 4 comments
An Ode to D.J. Augustin

I just wanted to say how much I have appreciated the fantasy support that D.J. Augustin has provided my team. The two most important positions on a fantasy basketball team are the center and point guard...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 12 months ago 376 reads 9 comments
Jaguars-Texans on MNF: The Untold Story Lines

The Jaguars and Texans...Really Roger Goodell? I mean could you have thought of a better matchup than these two perennially boring teams? I suppose I can see how this could have been interesting when the game was announced...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 12 months ago 138 reads 1 comments
November NBA Eastern and Western Conference All-Rookie Teams

The month of November has passed and the NBA season is still in its beginnings. We can start to see which teams are going to be in contention and in the lottery...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about 12 months ago 191 reads 0 comments
What Chris Johnson Could Have Been

I think it is a good time right now to reflect on this past years draft and say which players are doing well for themselves and which aren't. One player I like to think about is Chris Johnson...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about about 1 year ago 409 reads 5 comments
Top 10 Reasons to Care About the Eagles-Cardinals Thanksgiving Night Game

If you are either a Cardinals or Eagles fan, please stop reading here, and we won't have a problem.For everyone else, I really ask you why would you want to spend your Thanksgiving watching Donovan ...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about about 1 year ago 759 reads 6 comments
LeBron James: The Renaissance Man of the Renaissance City

Sure, you may be watching the morning ESPN reports about summer of 2010 in the NBA. The big names of Bosh, Wade, and LeBron will all be free agents, and everyone is talking about LeBron playing in Madison Square Garden...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about about 1 year ago 265 reads 3 comments
Pierre Thomas For MVP

Stop the presses! You heard it first here at the Skip Bayless Report, Pierre Thomas, RB for the Saints is going to win the NFL MVP.Kurt Warner? Kerry Collins? I am pretty sure both of those guys lost this week, but guess who didn't; Pierre Thomas...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about about 1 year ago 416 reads 2 comments
NBA Fantasy Rookie Watch List

Everyone knows of the Odens, Roses, and Beasleys of the NBA rookie world, but there are a couple guys that the talking heads do not talk about at every possible chance, who could still impact your fantasy team...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about about 1 year ago 387 reads 0 comments
The All-Next-Jordan Team

Who is/was the next Michael Jordan? Ever since I can remember, sportswriters have been looking for the next Jordan, and there have been a lot of them. Here is a team of the best of the best "next MJ's...

Written by Isaac Elyacharshuster about about 1 year ago 430 reads 0 comments

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Isaac Elyacharshuster Article Archive

Patrick Kane and Aqib Talib: A Scary Time To Be a Cab Driver

Franck Ribery: €100m and It Was Still Not Meant to Be

Brett Favre: A Midsummer's Night Dream

Oakland Athletics vs. Tampa Bay Rays: The Daily Box Score May 18, 2009

Colorado Rockies Vs. Pittsburgh Pirates: The Daily Box Score May 15, 2009

Florida Marlins vs. Milwaukee Brewers: The Daily Box Score May 13, 2009

The Daily Box Score May 12, 2009: New York Yankees Vs. Toronto Blue Jays

The Daily Box Score May 11: Washington Nats Vs. San Francisco Giants

The Daily Box Score May 10, 2009: St. Louis Cardinals Vs. Cincinnati Reds

The Daily Box Score May 9, 2009: Texas Rangers vs Chicago White Sox

My Top Twelve-and-a-Half New Years Resolutions

The Distant Future: 2009 NBA Year in Review

The Legend of Mike Vanderjagt: Best Kicker Ever or Drunken Fool

From West to East: An Explanation for the Transition of Power in the NBA

NBA: Dear Andris Biedrins, Who Do You Think You Are?

Gary Bettman: What Else Will He Start Suspending Players For Now?

An Ode to D.J. Augustin

Jaguars-Texans on MNF: The Untold Story Lines

November NBA Eastern and Western Conference All-Rookie Teams

What Chris Johnson Could Have Been

Top 10 Reasons to Care About the Eagles-Cardinals Thanksgiving Night Game

LeBron James: The Renaissance Man of the Renaissance City

Pierre Thomas For MVP

NBA Fantasy Rookie Watch List

The All-Next-Jordan Team

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