Jake Chapman

Jake Chapman


I grew up in Pittsburg, Kansas, which is about as football crazy as a town of 20,000 with a Division 2 College can be. My parents only acted interested in sports to humor me, thinking it was a phase. Here I am at 35, still obsessed. I left Kansas in early 2002 to serve my country in the United States Air Force, and it was probably the best decision I ever made.

I am married to maybe the only woman on the planet with enough patience to not only live me, but procreate, as well. I am grooming my only child as the future dictator for the entire galaxy. His name is Gage, and you can choose to bow to him now, when he's a toddler, or be made to do so as his awesomeness grows.

I write stuff, and defend it using this crazy thing called logic, or better yet FACTs. Opposing me will only make you look stubborn and dumb.

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