1. Los Angeles Lakers Add Ron Artest In Their Quest To Repeat

    Kobe Bryant will no longer have to worry about Ron Artest guarding him in the playoffs. ESPN has reported the rugged Artest is leaving the Houston Rockets to sign with the defending champs, in a three-year deal worth $18 million...

    Elijah Manders Written by Elijah Manders about 5 years ago 547 reads 3 comments

  2. Los Angeles Lakers' Trevor Ariza Headed to Houston Rockets

    The Los Angeles Lakers had little time to celebrate their 2009 championship. One of their key free agents, Trevor Ariza, is joining the Houston Rockets, while the Lakers are bringing in the services of the Rockets' Ron Artest...

    Elijah Manders Written by Elijah Manders about 5 years ago 3,646 reads 3 comments

  3. Yao Ming Diagnosed With Rare Case Of Tracy McGrady Disease

    Is this the karma bestowed on you when your team name is a weapon that kills people and your home city is the headquarters to many right-wing corporations and Dubya? Houston Rockets' fans and ...

    Elijah Manders Written by Elijah Manders about 5 years ago 1,177 reads 3 comments

  4. Washington Wizards Trade Makes Them A Challenger in Eastern Conference

    While the Cleveland Cavaliers and Orlando Magic made deals for big-name stars Shaquille O'Neal and Vince Carter, the Washington Wizards made a trade that has mostly gone unnoticed, but did more to improve their team...

    Elijah Manders Written by Elijah Manders about 5 years ago 167 reads 4 comments

  5. Phoenix Suns Pull the Big Shaqtus out of Their Foot With an Eye for the Future

    Say what you will about Suns GM Steve Kerr. Most Suns fans would like to see him fired, if not tried for treason. The reality is he came into an impossible situation and the Shaq trade failed miserably...

    Elijah Manders Written by Elijah Manders about 5 years ago 177 reads 2 comments

  6. Diamondbacks To Implement Broken-Bat Hitting Scheme To Catch Nationals (Satire)

    Manager A.J. Hinch is desperate in his quest to fail. He has experimented with the idea of sending his sluggers up with broken bats to improve their chances as seen in the above photo...

    Elijah Manders Written by Elijah Manders about 5 years ago 136 reads 0 comments

  7. Amare Stoudemire Latest Trade News

    The speculated trade sending Amare to the Warriors seems to have hit a snag as Don Nelson told reporters today that Stephen Curry can "unpack his bags and relax" because he will not be part of any trade...

    Elijah Manders Written by Elijah Manders about 5 years ago 193 reads 7 comments

  8. Curse of The Phoenix Suns: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To A Title

    Am I to get excited about Earl Clark? Biedrens? Curry, even? We were so close in 2007. We had narrowed the Spurs gap(beating the champs on their court in Game 4) and I was busy waving my ...

    Elijah Manders Written by Elijah Manders about 5 years ago 368 reads 5 comments