1. Will the Philadelphia Phillies Live Happ-Lee Ever After?

    All throughout the land, the angry, vibrant, and at times, classless citizens of Philadelphia were hungry for a victory to match that of yesteryear. The pressure was on, and Ruben feared his inexperience would show...

    Justin Klugh Written by Justin Klugh about almost 4 years ago 154 reads 0 comments

  2. John Stevens Is a Horrifying Man

    Every sport has it's coach. The baseball coach is an old grandpa of a man, his skin leathery like a glove from endless summers spent under the sun...

    Justin Klugh Written by Justin Klugh about almost 4 years ago 404 reads 3 comments

  3. Minnesota Viking Purple Is Not Your Color, Brett Favre

    You might say we Packers fans took him for granted. We’d look around the league and see other teams’ superstars getting DUIs, suffering from general incompetence, or training animals to slaughter each other...

    Justin Klugh Written by Justin Klugh about almost 4 years ago 425 reads 10 comments

  4. Save Us With Your Baseball Magic, Roy Halladay

    Roy Halladay has reached legendary status. But how many must be sacrificed in order to feed him? Five prospects? Six? These trade rumors have been swirling around now for so long, with dreams ...

    Justin Klugh Written by Justin Klugh about almost 4 years ago 181 reads 5 comments

  5. Orioles to AL East: "Ahem"

    Playing in the AL East is like being trapped in a cage with a couple of lions. The Rays managed to sneak by last year, but in most cases, every attempt at escape has led to botched hopes and another bloody stump for an arm...

    Justin Klugh Written by Justin Klugh about almost 4 years ago 161 reads 4 comments

  6. He Wanted it More: Shane Victorino's an All-Star

    Shane Victorino was not the All-Star on that list. A simple comparison of the stats is going to show you that out of the five, he was the least likely to be voted in. According to the stats...

    Justin Klugh Written by Justin Klugh about almost 4 years ago 145 reads 3 comments

  7. We Need To Talk, Phillies: A Message From Citizens Bank Park (Satire)

    Hey, guys. It's me, Citizens Bank. I was hoping we could have a little chat. You've been spending a lot of time in other parks lately. No, no—don't deny it. It's all over the news, don't embarrass yourself by lying about it...

    Justin Klugh Written by Justin Klugh about almost 4 years ago 220 reads 1 comments