1. Frank Mir: Kid in a Candy Store

    Frank Mir is the guy that broke Tim Sylvia's arm in two places in under a minute at UFC 48. Frank Mir is the guy that tapped out Brock Lesnar with a kneebar in a minutes and a half at UFC 81...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 780 reads 6 comments

  2. Chris Cooley of the Washington Redskins Exposes Shortcomings/Genitals

    Chris Cooley posted a picture of his genitals on his website. Writing and journalism professors always preach that the first line of any story or article should catch the reader's attention...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 6,405 reads 1 comments

  3. Mr. Jessica Simpson Begins Down Road to Redemption

    After one of the more memorable Monday Night Football spectacles in recent memory, there are so many topics on the lips of football fans around the nation...Nay, the world. Terrell “T.O...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 1,133 reads 4 comments

  4. Oakland Raiders Win, Forfeit Remainder of Season to End on High Note (Humor)

    In life, there are those who refuse to live by the natural order of things. There are those who refuse to accept the hand that fate has dealt them. There are those who battle terminal diseases with every fiber of their being...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 1,406 reads 21 comments

  5. Lance Armstrong To Come Out Of Retirement To Sign With Jets

    In what used to be considered a shocking twist in the sporting world, a former champion has decided that it is time to come out of retirement to once against stake claim in the history books...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 6,429 reads 27 comments

  6. Tom Brady Injury Inconsiderate of Fantasy Football Players

    In a cruel twist of fate often reserved for literary masters the likes of William Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, and whomever ghostwrites for Paris Hilton, Tom Brady may be out for the season...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 1,334 reads 3 comments

  7. UFC 88: The Shot Felt Around the World

    There are two kinds of UFC fans these days: the kind that roots for the veterans and the ones that root for the new guard. Many find themselves rooting for the likes of Randy Couture, Matt Hughes, and, alas, Chuck Liddell...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 2,710 reads 36 comments

  8. Athlete Name Changes: Ocho Cinco Wasn't The First, Just The Dumbest

    The world of professional athletics wept, vomited, and soiled itself once it became official that Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson had officially changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 3,846 reads 4 comments

  9. Randy Couture to Fight Brock Lesnar for Title: How Did the UFC Come to This?

    Since being announced a little less than a day ago, the news that "current" UFC heavyweight champ Randy Couture would be fighting UFC newcomer Brock Lesnar has crowded Mixed Martial Arts message boards across the net (mostly with choice four letter words)

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 2,100 reads 22 comments

  10. Rampage Jackson Charged With Multiple Felonies

    On July 15th, former UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson was involved in multiple hit and runs before being arrested by Costa Mesa police...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 1,007 reads 6 comments

  11. Nine-Year-Old Pitches 40 MPH: Parents Outraged, Stupid

    Nine-year-old Jericho Scott of New Haven, CT can throw 40 mph. For this, he is labeled a monster and liability by parents of opposing players...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 2,071 reads 14 comments

  12. UFC Champions Need To Focus on Defending Their Titles

    There is a trend occurring in the UFC. Perhaps trend isn't the right word, but it is the first one that comes to mind. Perhaps it is more accurate to call it a state of unrest...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 926 reads 15 comments

  13. Chad Johnson Challenges Michael Phelps to a Race, Drowns

    In order to combat the clinical depression caused by not seeing his name in the national media for several months, Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson challenged Olympic swimming demigod Michael Phelps to a race...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 352 reads 69 comments

  14. Is Brock Lesnar The UFC's New Heel?

    Last night, at UFC 87, three things made themselves abundantly clear: 1- Brock Lesnar has evolved as a striker...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 3,397 reads 50 comments

  15. Can Brock Lesnar Make The Transition From Wrestler to Mixed Martial Artist?

    At the beginning of every UFC fight, the fighters are introduced with their stats, records and fighting styles. Even before the fight is started they are classified as wrestlers, boxers, kick boxers, submission and freestyle fighters...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 675 reads 6 comments

  16. Prince Fielder Fights Teammate for Last Cupcake

    Clichés abound in American culture and even more so in American sporting events. “He was all over the receiver like white on rice.”“He was all over that point guard like stink on a monkey...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 1,185 reads 24 comments

  17. UFC Matchmaking Paradoxes: What if Lesnar Defeated Mir?

    Some things take a long time to come to grips with: Boston winning the World Series, Matt Serra defeating GSP, a certain ex-wife's now obvious signs of lesbianism, and what the repercussions would have been if Brock Lensar had defeated Frank Mir...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 1,556 reads 18 comments

  18. Packers Bribe Favre Not to Hurt Aaron Rodgers' Feelings

    The tendency for articles like this is to make a joke and massive exaggeration about something mildly comical happening in the world of professional sports. However, sometimes the jokes write themselves...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 4,486 reads 33 comments

  19. UFC Light Heavyweights: BJJ Not Allowed

    Rankings seem to be a big trend on MMA websites and forums. These lists attempt to break down the world of MMA (usually including a large base from the UFC) into a list of who is best and why...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 1,494 reads 30 comments

  20. Oakland Raiders Eliminated from Playoffs on First Day of NFL Training Camp

    As players from around the league filter in to their respective training camps, the Oakland Raiders have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention in 2008...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 2,848 reads 123 comments

  21. Fedor Emelianenko Reigns Supreme at Affliction's "Banned"

    Sure, on paper it looks like Affliction had put together one of the best fight cards in MMA history. But if there is one thing to be learned about mixed martial arts, it is that anything can happen...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 1,179 reads 21 comments

  22. Rampage Jackson: Why The Critics Are Wrong... and Stupid

    MMA is different from other sports. Not in the level of violence or even media criticism, but in how it is covered and reported...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 5,685 reads 40 comments

  23. MLB All-Star Game 2008 Enters 36th Inning

    Major League Baseball fans were surprised to wake up this morning to find that the 2008 MLB All-Star game was, in fact, still being played, tied at 3-3...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 728 reads 6 comments

  24. Rampage Jackson Arrested After Police Chase

    It has just been reported, that former UFC light heavyweight champion, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, has been arrested in Costa Mesa, California...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 7,577 reads 12 comments

  25. Eva Longoria Comes Up Short At Home Run Derby

    There are three mysteries that American's will never know the answers to: first, what happened to Amelia Earhart, second, how the metric system works and third, why Eva Longoria was invited to ...

    Jon Grilz Written by Jon Grilz about over 6 years ago 727 reads 8 comments