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Five Non-NFL Teams That Could Beat the Oakland Raiders
While cleaning the basement bathroom of the Bleacher Report main offices, the greatest assets in sports journalism was once again unearthed: The Bleacher Report Crystal Ball of Future Sporting Disasters...
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Chicago Cubs Lose Opener, Are Eliminated from World Series Contention
All of the promise of offseason trades and unbelievable expenditures culminated on Monday afternoon as the Chicago Cubs traveled to Atlanta to face the Braves. It only took an inning to ruin the Cubs' season...
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Ron Artest's Letter To Tiger Woods Filled with Compassion and Stupidity
Here is the actual letter that L.A. Laker Ron Artest wrote to sneaky husband Tiger Woods on his blog found at www.ronartest...
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Brett Favre To Randy Couture: "It's Time to Retire" (Satire)
The MMA world has been put on the defensive by the NFL. By one player in particular—no, not Hershel Walker—future hall of fame quarterback Brett Favre...
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Top 10 Best Boobs in Mixed Martial Arts
Boobs and fighting go hand in hand. Why do you think that most bar fights happen in the first place? So, what could be more appropriate on an MMA page than a breakdown of the best racks in MMA? Far too much emphasis is put on kicks, punches and elbows..
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UFC President Dana White Diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome
It would appear that MMA critics and the media in general have an apology to issue the foul mouth president of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, Dana White...
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Kimbo Slice To Fight Kim Couture
UFC president Dana White has been on a long time hold out of women competing in his organization. His belief that the talent pool isn't deep enough was his justification. That is, until inspiration struck...
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MMA Movies Getting Credit at Hollywood Award Shows?
Mixed martial arts is the fastest growing sport in America. It is about time the Academy got off their f***ing asses and started to recognize. In the last few years the market for mixed martial arts movies has grown while their budget has shrank...
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Police Find Keith Ballard's "Decapitation List '09" (Satire)
In a bizarre twist to the incident that took place on Monday night involving Florida Panthers defense man Keith Ballard and goalie Tomas Vokoun, police investigators have made a startling discovery...
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Vikings RB Adrian Peterson Cited For Speeding: 109 in a 50mph Zone
Just before 8:30pm last Saturday night, Vikings All-Pro running back Adrian Peterson was pulled over by Minneapolis Police for speeding. He was clocked at going 109 in a 50mph zone...
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A Moment of Silence for the Passing of BJJ Grand Master Helio Gracie
Today, the world of mixed martial arts and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu mourns the loss of Grand Master Helio Gracie. There wouldn't be any point in telling the exploits or life tale of Helio Gracie...
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The 10 Most Over-Publicized Athletes
Athletes are in the public eye. That is all well and good, but some are being shoved into our eye-sockets. There are great athletes out there that deserve some focus in-season...
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Donald Cerrone: Under the Radar and Dangerous
Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone is about to fight Jamie Varner for the WEC lightweight championship, but many MMA fans still don’t seem to know who he is...
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10 Greatest Rickey Henderson Moments
On Monday, Jan. 12, 2009, former Oakland A's all-star Rickey Henderson became just the 44th player to get inducted into the MLB Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. Henderson is widely considered to be the greatest leadoff batter of all time...
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Faber vs. Pulver II: Does Anyone Seriously Care?
Seven months ago, former WEC featherweight champ Urijah Faber worked over Jens Pulver for five rounds to take home a decisive 50-45 on all cards victory. At the time, it was called an incredible fight...
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Minnesota Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe To Change Name to Chris Warcraft?
Ocho Cinco’s got nothing on Chris Kluwe. In a recent article in a Minneapolis newspaper, Vikings punter Chris Kluwe joked that because he is more known for his video game skills than for his punting, he should change his name to Chris Warcraft...
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Detroit Goes 0-16; Jim Rome Now Believes In God
In a time of economic struggle, war, oppression and racism, there isn't much that people have to hold onto in terms of faith. Unless of course, you are Jim Rome. All Jim Rome wanted for Christmas was an NFL team to go 0-16 for the season...
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Cheick Kongo to Mostapha Al Turk: A Ball for a Ball
It takes something special for a grown man to yell out the phrase, "Oh momma!" to his television screen. The annual Victoria Secret fashion show is one. The annual Lingerie Bowl is another. A man receiving a vicious knee strike to the testicles the other.
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What If Mike Tyson Fought Muhammad Ali in 2008? (HUMOR)
The recent appearance of Mike Tyson at the 2008 Video Game Awards on Spike TV has prompted many to wonder what exactly happened to the former champ, more recent felon...
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O.J. Simpson and Michael Vick Become Cellmates, Form A Knitting Circle (humor)
In a surprise move on Saturday, the United States Department of Justice has sentenced Hall-of-Fame murderer O.J. Simpson to serve his 9- to 33-year prison term in the same cell as dog enthusiast Michael Vick...
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MMA Is Getting Bigger, But Is It Getting Better?
On Nov. 12, 1993, at the inaugural Ultimate Fighting Championship event, fans watched as future UFC hall of fame inductee Royce Gracie defeated boxer Art Jimmerson by verbal submission...
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UFC Fight for the Troops—Razak Al-Hassan: AAAAAHHHHH!
Razak Al-Hassan‘s career in the UFC began with a few cheers from the military personal that filled the Fort Bragg complex to watch the UFC Fight Night...
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The UFC Needs a Hispanic Champion
Manny Pacquiao is the Beatles. Oscar De La Hoya is Brad Pitt. Two of the biggest names in boxing today will enter the ring in what is sure to be a huge pay-per-view sell. This is what the UFC, and MMA in general, is missing...
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Should MMA Be Offered As a College Degree?
Mixed Martial Arts is the fastest growing sport in the United States. There are over 10,000 active participants in events that range from the local to the international level in the USA alone...
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Message to Plaxico Burress: Buy a Holster
There are certain inevitable truths that humanity must come to embrace: 1) Gravity is a fact, not a theory. 2) The game is called "soccer", not "futbol." 3) Putting mayo on a hamburger is a crime against humanity...