1. Crowder, Ryan and Belichick: Much To Do About Nothing?

    In an Al and Peg Bundy-esque feud kind of worthy of headline attention, rookie head coach of the J-E-T-S, Rex Ryan, elected to take his newly appointed honor of "OTA Super Bowl winner" and make some celebratory comments in honor of himself...

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  2. Legends Regardless: The Five Greatest Athletes Never To Win Gold

    On the heels of Roger Federer's record breaking 15th Grand Slam singles championship in tennis, let's reflect on arguably the most notorious stars from five different sports, who never did get ...

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  3. A Candid Interview With Ray Finkle

    Foreword: The following is a complete mock interview based primarily on characters and events from the film ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’...

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  4. The Trouble With Being Ernest... Wilford

    As the Miami Herald first reported during OTC, Ernest Wilford, last year’s disappointment at wide receiver whose struggles allowed opportunities for Greg Camarillo and Davonne ...

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  5. Lamar Smith: In Review and Celebration

    At the end of the 1999 season, 5’11”, 230-lb. tailback Lamar Smith was waived by the 3-13 New Orleans Saints, eager to clear house...

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  6. Miami Dolphins: Position Battles

    On the heels of some front office shake-ups within the Dolphin organization, most notably, the news of the Estefans becomming 5% joint owners of the franchise, let's delve into the pre-training camp rivalries that will define the rest of this preseason...

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  7. W. Klitschko-Chagaev: Next Stop On The Heavyweight Carousel

    On Saturday, Uzbekistanian, Ruslan Chagaev, will try to add a third major belt to his collection, when he battles Ring Magazine’s top rated heavyweight, Wladimir Klitschko (pictured), in the latter’s adapted nation of Germany...

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  8. Miami Dolphins: A 2009 Road Map of Their Schedule

    I want to emphasize some schedule projections I've been mulling over, and finally feel comfortable with. Only, instead of highlighting just the speed bumps and downhills in the Dolphins ...

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  9. How Much Will The Loss Of Donald Thomas Affect Miami's Offensive Line?

    To go back to an earlier development cited, Miami Dolphins right guard, Donald Thomas (pictured), has torn a pectoral muscle and subsequently cannot put any weight on his upper body...

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  10. Miami Dolphins: How to Maintain the Status Quo (when necessary) ... Five Battle-Tested Plays

    With so much emphasis already directed on new additions and how the team should play to their strengths of smash mouth, physical football on both sides of the ball, let's break down what worked the most in 2008...

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  11. Miami Dolphin Coaching Staff: Lights, Cameras... ACTION!

    Before continuing with pre-season analysis of the defending AFC East Champions, let's pause, in the middle of our progress, shall we?... and run the team's behind the scenes credits early like a movie producer anxious to update his IMDB page...

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  12. Miami Dolphins: 20 Questions With Chad Pennington

    Chad Pennington is one of the most successful quarterbacks in the history of the National Football League. His 90.6 passer rating is sixth all-time among quarterbacks with at least 1,500 career pass attempts to their names...

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  13. Miami Dolphins: Holes at Wide Receiver and Secondary Too Much?

    It was pretty obvious after January's 27-9 mishap against the Ravens. Then, it was even more glaring after Draft Day... the Miami Dolphins are very thin at wide receiver and in the secondary; and they know it...

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  14. AFC: AGAIN IN THE EAST, IT'S 11 WINS OR BUST

    When the Dolphins topped off their fifth-straight road win on December 28th against the Jets, one thing was apparent. There is no more rhyme or reason to the madness of talent erupting out of the AFC...

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