1. Psycho Predictions for The Raptors...Where Are My Meds?

    I've been awake all night and am crazy-high on caffeine and infomercials. And as I was drifting in that infinite space between sleep and buying a juicer, all these very strange thoughts came to me...

    Gerald Flemming Written by Gerald Flemming about over 4 years ago 747 reads 6 comments

  2. Psst...Hey Raptors, Do You Want to Know How to Win?

    Every single team is going to get an inordinate amount of trips to the charity stripe. And this is of course because we have the Revenge of the Nerds squad in there trying to squint through their inch thick glasses...

    Gerald Flemming Written by Gerald Flemming about almost 5 years ago 637 reads 2 comments

  3. Furor Over Jordan's Speech: A Game Even He Can't Win

    Did you watch the now infamous speech? On which side of the fence have you positioned yourself? Is he the boorish, disrespectful egoist who couldn't be cool.....

    Gerald Flemming Written by Gerald Flemming about almost 5 years ago 2,104 reads 10 comments

  4. Raptors Ninth? C'mon ESPN, Where's the Red and White Love?

    The trolling experts have weighed in over at ESPN.com. They've all consulted their tea leaves, grabbed their balls (crystal, that is), and had a one on one confessional with their psychics ...

    Gerald Flemming Written by Gerald Flemming about almost 5 years ago 1,408 reads 40 comments

  5. Colangelo's Cure For The Neurotic Raptors Fan

    As Toronto Raptor fans we hope for the best and expect the worst. It's almost as if the stench and neurosis of being a Maple Leaf's fan has permeated our blessed hardwood. The last serious taste of success we've had as T...

    Gerald Flemming Written by Gerald Flemming about almost 5 years ago 1,304 reads 3 comments

  6. Gobsmacked: What If Your Team Ends Up Sucking?

    Your GM has shored up the bench. He's traded for that potential All-Star and gotten the okie dokie from the ESPN Gods. Life couldn't be better. Right? And in the light of day you throw down every gauntlet you can...

    Gerald Flemming Written by Gerald Flemming about almost 5 years ago 242 reads 14 comments

  7. Fool's Gold: NBA GMs Should Beware of Inflated Stats

    Deadly daggers from beyond the arc. Good hands in the lane with a baby hook that swishes the twine. Ankle breaking dribble drives from a man that leaves the boy behind...

    Gerald Flemming Written by Gerald Flemming about almost 5 years ago 736 reads 6 comments

  8. The Best And Worst The Toronto Raptors Could Be

    Like a new strain of disease, or biological warfare, the GM's in the off season are trying to concoct the deadliest Basketball weapon known to man...

    Gerald Flemming Written by Gerald Flemming about almost 5 years ago 1,713 reads 20 comments

  9. Rogue's Gallery: What Makes a Great MMA Villain?

    Good vs. Evil. Angels vs. demons. It drives every epic battle. Indelibly impressed images in our heads like BJ licking the blood off his glove, or Brock spitting his mouth piece out with about a gallon of saliva...

    Gerald Flemming Written by Gerald Flemming about almost 5 years ago 161 reads 1 comments

  10. GSP: Greg Jackson's Android Assasin

    You've seen those movies where an android prototype is created. The perfect killing machine with absolutely no detail left to chance. A Terminator with artificial skin and muscle stretched over wire guts and metal bones...

    Gerald Flemming Written by Gerald Flemming about almost 5 years ago 190 reads 1 comments