Fidel was born in the dark dreary times when Gods roamed the Earth with dominion over all creatures. He was never born, but forged out of steel with a combination of Fire from Hermes to heat the steel lightning from Zeus to carve the Steel and chilled waves from Posieden to cool the steel. Smoke from the skunkiest, greenest, most pungent plant ever grown was set affire and the smoke was inhaled by Zeus who breathed into Fidel's lungs to give him life. After thier creation was completed, the Gods looked on with amazement. Zeus named him 'Fidel' and bestowed Fidel with the gift of commentary. With this gift Fidel walks the Earth blessing people with his opinion, regardless if they want to hear it or not.
Thanks for becoming a fan, Fidel! Your insightful comments are always appreciated.
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