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Im originally from Jersey but moved out to Arizona three years ago. I am Junior at Arizona State majoring in print journalism. I am a huge jets, and nets fan. Since moving out here I have not minded rooting for the Dbacks, and occasionally for the Suns.

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  1. Thanks man for the feedback!

    You like it?

  2. Thanks for editing the article. How was it? What do I need to work on? Let me know.

    Peace, man!

  3. Yeah I was just glad some Suns fans came on there to back me up. I was getting bashed pretty good by tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum right away. Thanks for the add as a fan.

  4. i just edited your spurs article and i thought you might like this from bill simmons' chat yesterday on espn.com

    Aaron (phx): It shouldn't be called a "flopping foul". We should have different degrees, such as: 1) A "Bowen Grade 1" if it's obvious to all the refs, every fan, every player, every coach, and every security guard in the arena that you flopped, but yet you still raise hell like there's no tomorrow. 2) A "Ginobili Grade 1" if the movement of the air caused by a defender running along side you makes you fly no less than 8 feet in a direction completely opposite to that which your momentum is carrying you. 3) A "Ginobili Grade 2" if you fall to the ground after no contact, but stay down there for 5-10 seconds while pretending to gather yourself. 4) A "Duncan Grade 1" if if you flop while you are the offensive player taking a shot, then after hearing that you aren't being rewarding for acting your eyes literally increase in size by a factor of 3, and you hold back tears. 5) An "Oberto Grade 1" if you start falling when the player you are guarding is still 3 feet away from you. 6) An "Oberto Grade 2" if you flop on a dead ball. 7) A "Parker Grade 1" if your wife told Vanity Fair that she gets worried when she sees you lying on the ground during a game because she doesn't know if you are really hurt, but then explains to vanity fair that you told her you have to stay on the ground to make it seem as though you were really hit hard so you get the call the next time. 8) A "Kristen" if the player flops onto their back.

    SportsNation Bill Simmons: That's the question of the day so far. Well done. I'd love to hear the announcers arguing whether it was a Ginobili Grade 1 or a Grade 2.