1. NFL Week 12: You Crapped The Bed

    This week on You Crap, we're brought to you by Japanese Toilets , the perfect gift for everyone on your Christmas shopping list who wants his bowel movements to be a baffling and expensive ordeal...

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  2. Top 10 NFL Week 12 Ad Notes

    10) Why is Steve Young so angry about who gets into the NFL Hall of Fame? (I'm betting it has something to do with him having to wear that blazer...

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  3. Philadelphia Eagles—Washington Redskins Notes

    If you didn't know the standings of the teams coming into the game, you'd have thought that the Eagles were the team with the terrible record...

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  4. To Sign Allen Iverson or Not? That is the Question.

    There’s a lot of hullabaloo on the Intertubes and locally about why the Sixers should sign the newly available Allen Iverson. So let's break it down. The Case For 1.) He'd fill some seats...

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  5. Random Thanksgiving NFL Game Notes

    I didn't have complete attention to the second and third games on the day, as I was hosting in-laws and wrangling kids, but here goes. Cowboys RB Tashard Choice seems to have the 2008 Felix Jones role of looking good on limited carries...

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  6. Green Bay Packers-Detroit Lions Thanksgiving Game Notes

    Is it me, or was Detroit Fan never into this game, even when they had a lead and the Packers looked like they were going to sleep through this? I bow to your wisdom, Lion Fan. Of course, you did go to this game in the first place...

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  7. NFL Picks Week 12: Fixing the Best Holiday of the Year

    First things first: The older you get, the more you like Thanksgiving. That's true for a million reasons, not the least of which is: 1) Every year you can look around the table and not see an empty chair, that's a win...

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  8. Eagles-Bears Notes

    > And we're back to the game that has been the most miserable one for Eagle fans: Sunday Night Football. The record for the laundry in this game is downright atrocious, right up there with their record in close games...

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  9. NFL Week 11: You Crap the Bed

    This week, You Crap is brought to you by Seventh Generation Toilet Paper, the toilet paper that's somehow associated with Native Americans, so you can feel less guilty about your bowel movements...

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  10. Top 10 Week 11 NFL Ad Questions

    10) What is the percentage of people watching the BMW with the bow driving over the ski slopes that are hoping for a flip and deadly explosion? 9) Is Sirius satellite radio aware that more people ...

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  11. Who Is the Best Running Back in Philadelphia Eagles History?

    News today is that Brian Westbrook will make a full recovery from his second concussion in three weeks, and while everyone is talking as if he'll return to the field (perhaps in time for a hoped-for ...

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  12. NFL Week 11 Picks: Don't Drive Angry

    Like any long form piece of blogging, this column takes several days to write, and that time is not continuous. I don't get to lock myself away to the exclusion of all other pursuits and responsibilities...

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  13. NFL Week 10: You Crap The Bed

    Ed. Note and Update: This was posted before the SNF game. Scroll to the bottom for perhaps the biggest Bed Crapping Ever...

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  14. Top 10 Week 10 NFL Ad Questions

    10) In all of the demeaning and soul crushing jobs that Mike Rowe has performed on television, where does whoring for Ford rank? 9) Should I really chose my financial services provider ...

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  15. Eagles-Chargers: A Loyal Fan's Perspective

    In all of the ways your team can lose a game, the least satisfying has to be when your coaching staff goes "Maximum Pussy...

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  16. Week 10 NFL Picks: Going To the Enn Eff Hell

    Has it really been 666 years since the NFL Network launched? It only seems that way, folks. So it's that special time of year, when the days are getting shorter and the economic worry is getting ...

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  17. Top 11 Takeaways from the NFL's Veteran's Day Salute

    11) It's okay to remember Pat Tillman, but if you forget about certain parts of the Pat Tillman story, the Army really won't mind. 10) While everyone in the NFL thanks the troops, star quarterbacks thank them most of all...

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  18. Eagles-Cowboys Notes: The Ruling on the Field of Life Stands, Walt Coleman Sucks

    > I hate night games involving my laundry. Any infuriating outcome will sit with me like bad late night diner food and keep me up for hours...

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  19. NFL Week 9: 'You Crap the Bed' Celebrates World Toilet Day

    This week on a very special episode of You Crap , we're giving back to the community by celebrating World Toilet Day . This honest-to-goodness real holiday happens in just ten days, and helps to put focus on the global sanitation crisis...

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  20. Top 10 NFL Week 9 Ad Questions

    10) Will our troops overseas be more likely to come home safely, now that they know there is a free Bloomin' Onion waiting for them? 9) Is there something about jewelry from Jared that's especially ...

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  21. Tim Lincecum pot bust's Top 10 questions

    When life gives you a Pothead Cy Young winner, you make Pothead Cy Young winner list lemonade. Or brownies. Mmmm, brownies... 10) How could he be so careless.....

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  22. Top 12 Consolations for Phillies Fans

    12) Red Sox Fan will hear about this much more than you will 11) A-Rod got hit a lot 10) It's not like your laundry hasn't won recently 9) New York Fan is still bent over that Giants game ...

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  23. Phillies-Yankees: Game Six Notes, Watching the Guillotine

    Coming into tonight's game, despite my love for Pedro Martinez, I knew that a win was going to be all on the offense. They weren't ever going to win a 2-1 game in New York, not against this offense, and not with this bullpen...

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  24. Week 9 NFL Picks: Pandemia

    While prepping this column, I started to feel untoward, and wound up losing consciousness. This happens far too often, considering my general lack of sleep and advancing age, but this was a different story; this was Full Blown Unwell...

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  25. Week 9 of You Crap the Bed: Old Time Decision Making

    Our apologies for the lateness of the show this week, as negotiations with this week's sponsor didn't firm up until very late in the process...

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