1. Penguins-Sharks: Sidney Crosby Couldn't Beat Devin Setoguchi in Badminton Either

    If you want to see an utterly dominating 55 minutes of hockey, re-watch the first 55 minutes of this game. The Sharks out-shot the Pens 34 to 11 on their way to defeating the Pens 2-1 at the Shark Tank...

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  2. Who's Up for Some Late Night Shark Poaching?: Penguins-Sharks Preview

    After a disappointing loss to the New York Rangers on Saturday, the Pittsburgh Penguins begin their first of three games in five days against the Western Conference tonight at 10:30 PMET against San Jose...

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  3. The NHL May Be Multi-National, But at Least It Still Values Integrity

    It seems that in modern day sports the words "professional athlete" and "arrested" are becoming more synonymous with each season that passes...

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  4. Penguins-Rangers: Emergency Services Respond to Choking at 32nd St. & 7th Ave.

    8.1 seconds. That's all the time the Penguins' needed to tick off the clock in the third period to extend their winning streak to four games. Instead, they'll settle for extending their "unbeaten in regulation" streak to four games...

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  5. Penguins-Hurricanes: Pens Turn the Leight-on Four Times in Third to Earn Win

    The Pittsburgh Penguins were completely shut down by Carolina's backup goaltender, Michael Leighton through the first 48 minutes of this game...

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  6. Creature Vs. Creature: Kuzmiak's Penguins Square off Against Caggy's Rangers

    Welcome to the first installment of Creature vs. Creature here at Bleacher Report's NHL Community. In this inaugural edition of Creature vs...

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  7. Hurricanes-Penguins Preview: Didn't Hurricane Season End in September?

    After two off days, the Pittsburgh Penguins (4-2-1) will resume action on Thursday night when they play host to the Carolina Hurricanes (3-1-1) at Mellon Arena...

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  8. Dear Pittsburgh Penguins, Please Trade Jordan Staal for a Bag of Peanuts

    While the 2008-2009 NHL season is still very young, Jordan Staal is already showing up on Pittsburgh's Amber Alert on a regular basis. In seven games this season, Staal has posted only two assists and has a plus/minus rating of minus-2...

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  9. Penguins-Bruins: Malk-amania Runs Wild in Beantown

    Evgeni Malkin extended his lead in the early-season NHL Points race with an assist on Miroslav Satan's team-leading fourth goal of the season Monday night against the Bruins...

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  10. Penguins-Maple Leafs: Milestone Nights For Sid and Gino Propel Pens to Victory

    With a goal and three-assist performance, Sidney Crosby notched the 100th goal, 200th assist, and 300th point of his NHL career. Teammate Evgeni Malkin's four-assist night gave the young Russian superstar the 200th point of his career...

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  11. Penguins-Capitals: Ovechkin Proves There's No "AO" in "TEAM" as Caps Edge Pens

    The Penguins led by three goals before the 22-minute mark of this game. They carried a 3-1 lead into the third period, and they blew it. Washington rattled off four unanswered goals to defeat the Penguins 4-3...

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  12. Crosby-Ovechkin Part IV Commences Tonight in Pittsburgh

    Alexander Ovechkin will lead the Washington Capitals into Mellon Arena to take on Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins tonight...

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  13. Penguins-Flyers: Pascal Dupuis? Don't Mind if I Do

    The Penguins were hoping that the return of Petr Sykora to their lineup would spark their offense. However, Pittsburgh got goals from other unlikely sources—namely Brooks Orpik, ...

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  14. Penguins' Petr Sykora Looks to Spark Offense in Season Debut Against Flyers

    Penguins' right wing Petr Sykora will make his 2008-09 regular season debut tonight for the black and gold as they host the Philadelphia Flyers at Mellon Arena...

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  15. 2008-09 NHL Season Preview: An Ode to the NHL's Championship Chalice

    As we are now just minutes away from the opening of the 2008-09 NHL season in North America, I thought it would be pertinent to remember exactly what drives us all to be fans of the greatest game on Earth...

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  16. Penguins Finalize Roster: Kris Beech Doesn't Wanna Talk About Practice

    The Pittsburgh Penguins have made their final roster cuts this afternoon, meeting the NHL-mandated 23 man roster before their North American season begins on Saturday night against the Devils...

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  17. Charlie Daniels Aids Pittsburgh Penguins Against New Jersey Devils

    The Pittsburgh Penguins have employed a new mascot in preparation for their home opener against the New Jersey Devils on Saturday night at Mellon Arena...

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  18. Penguins-Senators: Dany Heatley Pleads Guilty...to Being a True Goal Scorer

    For those of you who aren't familiar with Dany Heatley's recent history, he was drinking, speeding, and was eventually deemed responsible for another human being's death in 2003...

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  19. Penguins-Senators: Ottawa TKO'd by Pittsburgh in Stockholm

    Tyler Kennedy led the Penguins with two goals, including the game winner in overtime, as Pittsburgh defeated the Ottawa Senators in Stockholm, Sweden...

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  20. Pittsburgh Penguins Defeat Jokerit, Giving New Meaning to "Jokes"

    My infatuation with the work joke has never really led to anything more than criticism among opposing teams' writers, and a few sporadic chuckles amongst the Penguin faithful...

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  21. Pittsburgh Penguins' Injury Update: Sergei Gonchar to Miss 4-6 Months

    Penguins' defenseman Sergei Gonchar's shoulder injury, which was initially diagnosed as having a six to eight week recovery time, has taken a turn for the worse...

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  22. Malkin, Sykora, Fedotenko Power Pens Over Leafs

    Evgeni Malkin, Petr Sykora and Ruslan Fedotenko each tallied a goal as the Pittsburgh Penguins were victorious over the Toronto Maple Leafs in NHL preseason action...

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  23. Pittsburgh Penguins Rally Late to Top Maple Leafs in NHL Preseason Action

    Newly acquired Penguins' agitator, Matt Cooke scored the game winning goal in the final two minutes of regulation to propel the Penguins past the Maple Leafs on Friday night in Toronto...

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  24. Pens Reduce Roster to 29

    From Stephanie, over at Steel City Sports Fan , is where I first heard the best news I've heard all week. The Trib-Review later confirmed the reports...

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  25. Hi Sid, I <3 You. -Steven

    Apparently Stamjokes was expecting Sidney Crosby to immediately drop his stick, remove his gloves, and offer a "Welcome to the NHL" ceremonial handshake before the opening faceoff for the Pens/Lightning game on Saturday at Mellon Arena...

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