1. The Pittsburgh Penguins Must Ask Themselves: What Would Gary Roberts Do?

    It wasn't that long ago that the Pittsburgh Penguins were cruising through the Eastern Conference playoffs en route to the Stanley Cup Finals...

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  2. What We Learned From The Pittsburgh Penguins' 5-2 Loss to the Capitals

    This week's game of the week on NBC featured the Washington Capitals embarrassing the Pittsburgh Penguins on national television. The Penguins played an unreal first period, then disappeared for the next 40 minutes...

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  3. Penguins-Flyers: Martin Biron Mimicks the U.S. Federal Government of 1799

    Flyer fans continue to show their inability to learn. You boo Sidney Crosby, and he is going to light you up. Two goals and two assists later, Flyer fans will still boo Sid the next time he comes to town...

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  4. Dan Bylsma the New Man, Replaces Michel Therrien as Penguins Head Coach

    Dec. 15, 2005—Feb. 15, 2009 Earlier today, the Pittsburgh Penguins announced that Dan Bylsma would replace Michel Therrien as head coach...

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  5. Penguins-Red Wings: Powder Blue Balls

    The Pittsburgh Penguins' powder blue third jerseys were cool when they wore them for the Winter Classic last year.It was nice to see something a little different the first two times they wore them this season...

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  6. Penguins-Lightning: Evgeni Malkin Shows Shades of Mario in Comeback Victory

    It isn't often that a Pittsburgh Penguin is deemed worthy of a comparison to the greatest Penguin, perhaps the greatest player, to ever lace up a pair of skates.Tonight, Evgeni Malkin was worthy of such a comparison...

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  7. The Saga of the Pittsburgh Penguins (Satire)

    The Pittsburgh Penguins are set to put their mediocrity on the line tonight when they host the Tampa Bay Lightning at the Mellon Arena. Here's how things will play out tonight, and a series of events that will unfold in the future...

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  8. The Pens Went Over to Jersey, They Were Lookin for Some Points to Steal

    In preparation for the Pens/Devils game tonight, we Penguin fans must evoke the presence of a bearded man who plays one hell of a mean fiddle...

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  9. Penguins-Rangers: Pittsburgh Starts Second Half With a Bang

    The Pittsburgh Penguins woke up this morning knowing that every game for the rest of the season was huge...

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  10. Penguins Winger Matt Cooke Hit with Two-Game Suspension

    Pittsburgh Penguins' left wing Matt Cooke has been suspended without pay for two games by the National Hockey League. The suspension comes "as a result of a blow delivered to the head of Carolina forward Scott Walker" in the Jan...

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  11. Penguins-Rangers: Marc-Andre Fleury Blanks New York at Igloo

    The Pittsburgh Penguins came up with a huge win at the Igloo in front of a very vocal crowd this afternoon.NBC is a joke...

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  12. Sinking Ships and Wilting Flowers: Pittsburgh Penguins Fall to Capitals at Home

    Is it even possible for a game to turn around so much from one period to the next?The Pens were dominating the ice during the first 40 minutes of action. Of course, they didn't have a lead to show for it, but by now, that's pretty much expected...

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  13. West Prevails Over East as Penguins defeat Flyers in Battle of Pennsylvania, 4-2

    Pittsburgh Penguins' Head Coach Michel Therrien grabbed every "you're going to be fired" rumor by the balls tonight and shoved it down its' respective authors' throat...

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  14. The Boys of Winter: Pittsburgh Penguins Weekly Radio Show Returns Wednesday

    The Penguins' radio show, "The Boys of Winter: Pittsburgh Penguins Weekly", which airs on YouCastr will return to the air Wednesday morning at 11:00 AM...

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  15. Penguins-Predators: Shame Is What Passion Is Made From

    The Preds had lost five straight coming into tonight's game.The Pens had a solid three-goal lead in the second period, but they were being outplayed at both ends of the rink...

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  16. Penguins-Rangers: Shutout Loss Extends Pittsburgh's Losing Streak to Five Games

    The picture pretty much sums up what it is like to be a Pittsburgh Penguins fan right now.They can't win a game, they can't win a fight, and now, they can't score a goal...

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  17. Pittsburgh Penguins: Experiencing the Disillusion

    I have been non-existent lately. It has been a combination of the holiday season and a lack of motivation to do anything that required using my brain for more than two consecutive seconds...

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  18. Penguins-Sabres: Alex Goligoski, Sidney Crosby, Power Pens Past Sabres

    I have taken a lot of heat for my dislike of Alex Goligoski this season. I'm not jumping on the "Gogo is the best defensemen in the league" train just yet, but I'll give credit where credit is due, and he played one hell of a game tonight...

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  19. Pittsburgh Penguins: When Did an NHL Season End after 30 Games?

    Christmas is a couple of days away and things seem darker than ever in Penguin land.The Pittsburgh Penguins have lost five of their last seven games...

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  20. "The Boys of Winter: Pittsburgh Penguins Weekly" Episode Four to Air Next Monday

    Episode Four of "The Boys of Winter: Pittsburgh Penguins Weekly" will air next Monday, Dec. 22 at 1 p.m. EST...

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  21. Penguins-Flyers: Philadelphia Continues to Roll Against Cross-State Rival

    Just as an aside, the Flyers were playing some Jay-Z or Young Jizzle or whatever the big rappers' names are today during the pre-game skate. Just when you thought Philadelphia couldn't possibly give us Yinzers anything else to make fun of...

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  22. Penguins-Islanders: Hats Off as Sykora, Dupuis Each Net Three as Pens Win 9-2

    Note to the editors (excluding Jay): There are times in this article when Penguin players' names appear to be misspelled. I assure you that I have never, nor will ever, misspell the name of a Pittsburgh Penguin unconsciously...

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  23. Episode Three of "The Boys of Winter: Pittsburgh Penguins Weekly" to Air Monday

    "The Boys of Winter: Pittsburgh Penguins Weekly" Episode Three will air Monday, Dec. 15 at 1:30 PM EST.As always, if you can't make the live cast, check Experiencing the Evolution for the archived episode in the YouCastr widget in the left sidebar...

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  24. Devils-Penguins: Big Ben Strikes Three, Pens Lose in Jersey

    The value of Eric Godard to the Pittsburgh Penguins was evidenced tonight. Bobby Jokelik, Dainius Zubrus, David Clarkson, and some Leach guy took advantage of the Penguins' enforcer-less lineup tonight...

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  25. Penguins-Sabres: Pittsburgh Wasted Chances Lead to Buffalo Comeback Victory

    Ruff-freid and Roy Once again the Pittsburgh Penguins built a two goal advantage by the early minutes of the second period, only to watch the Sabres rattle off three unanswered goals, erase the deficit, and walk out of the Mellon Arena with two points...

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