1. Fantasy Hockey Report – The Draft

    Both Marc and I are part of my friend’s fantasy hockey league on ESPN this year. Here are our teams! I am the Kansas City Drylanders and Marc is “Holik is a Turd.” As you can tell, my team is much, much better than Marc’s...

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  2. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

    You know, Sidney Crosby, you almost had me liking you. You’ve cut down on the whining and crying, you’ve proved yourself and won a cup, and you’ve grown a couple more beard hairs...

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  3. Is a Winter Classic in Central Park Possible?

    An artist's rendition has the rink stretching from home plate into center field. (Boston Herald) A yearly Winter Classic is a great thing for the NHL to have, but what happens ...

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  4. Rangers Make Second Cuts; Down to 25

    Bruins fans." width="575" height="324" />Artem Anisimov doing his best Bobby Orr impression for the Bruins fans...

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  5. UPDATED: Brandon Dubinsky Signed

    The Rangers and Brandon Dubinsky have agreed to a two year deal that will finally allow the young center to get back on the ice. The numbers haven’t been released yet but we will update when the information becomes available...

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  6. Dion Phaneuf is a Jackass

    And no, this post has nothing to do with Sean Avery (shock). Earlier tonight, in a preseason game between the Calgary Flames and the New York Islanders, Dion Phaneuf clearly thought that a match ...

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  7. Rangers Make First Cuts

    What’s that you say? Hockey’s back? Why yes, it is! Well it’s the preseason. That’s something right? Today around 4PM, the Rangers announced the first round of cuts and I can’t say that I’m surprised...

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  8. Sean Avery Flow Chart

    Sally over at I’ll Have the Zetter Burger strikes again and this time it’s with a fantastic flow chart that helps you determine whether or not you are Sean Avery. Amazing stuff here...

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  9. Welcome to Japan folks. The local time is… tomorrow.

    Well Marc is not there yet, but he will be soon. Right now he’s here: Click for larger view In case you didn’t know, Marc is keeping a blog about his travels in Japan right here ...

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  10. Rock of Love: Glen Sather Edition

    Fact: I hate the offseason. I get bored. And of that boredom comes twisted shit like what you’re about to read...

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  11. Dubinsky: “I want to be a Ranger”

    On Monday, Steve Zipay caught up with Brandon Dubinsky at the Rangers training facility. In an article in today’s Newsday, Dubinksy expresses his desire to play for the Rangers this coming ...

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  12. Sign Brandon Dubinsky!

    Now let me start off by saying that I understand that a contract negotiation is a two way street. Both sides have to come to an agreement...

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  13. Rangers Sign Vinny from Tampa

    No, not THE Vinny from Tampa – Vinny Prospal. According to Uncle Larry: As contract negotiations with Brandon Dubinsky have hit a speed bump, the Rangers have signed 34-year-old free agent forward Vinnie Prospal to a one-year, $1...

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  14. Messier the Anakin to Sather's Obi-Wan

    According to Brooksie: The Captain is back. As an apprentice. Mark Messier is rejoining the Rangers’ organization as special assistant to club president Glen Sather, The Post has learned...

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  15. Ovechkin Traded

    Alexander Ovechkin has been traded to the Detroit Red Wings for Pavel Datsyuk and Kris Draper. Matt Pettinger was also dealt to the Wings...

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  16. Paul Mara and Freddie Sjo No Longer in Blue

    And a popsicle isn't going to make me feel better, either.(well, maybe a vodka popsicle...) Paul Mara has signed a one-year contract with the Montreal Canadiens, and Fredrik Sjostrom has signed a two-year deal with the Calgary Flames...

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  17. The 2009-10 New York Rangers: Sure, Why Not?

    Woo! Back to serious sports-blogging, a nice break from Rory Photoshopping Wade Redden’s face onto Lucifer’s crotch and the like (although that is awesome, admit it)...

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  18. Marc Staal Invited to Team Canada Camp

    Marc smash! (Reuters) Today, Team Canada released their roster of invitees to tryout for the national team. On the list was Rangers defenseman Marc Staal. In fact, all three Staal brothers were invited...

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  19. Rangers trade Scott Gomez for Chris Higgins (Updated)

    Looks like the team could be significantly different next year. UPDATE: Here are the full terms of the trade from the Rangers website: "New York Rangers President and General ...

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  20. Leetch Inducted into Hockey Hall of Fame

    Hey guys, this midget is trying to steal my Conn Smyth! Today, the NHL announced that Brian Leetch, perhaps the greatest American born defenseman to ever play in the NHL, was voted into the Hockey Hall of Fame...

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  21. Rory Grades the Rangers

    Eric pointed out to me that the last thing I posted about was the Rangers/Sean Avery getting a shoutout on 30 Rock. And that was pure chance that I watch 30 Rock...

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  22. Rangers to waive Wade Redden?

    According to Bruce Garrioch: “There is talk the Rangers might waive D Wade Redden at the start of next season and send him to the AHL’s Hartford Wolf Pack to get his $6...

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  23. Slats' Open Letter to Current Subscribers; 2009-10 Season Ticket Prices

    The Rangers have released the prices for the season ticket packages for next season and there's also a video! Here are the prices for the coming season, along with ...

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  24. Taking on the “Experts” - Stanley Cup Finals

    Red Wings injury replacement for Nicklas Lidstrom (Reuters)" width="549" height="405" />Workers help dress the Red Wings injury replacement for Nicklas Lidstrom (Reuters) Throughout ...

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  25. New York Rangers Sign Two Prospects; Thoughts on Back-to-Back Finals Games

    The Rangers have been busy little beavers this week, signing Mike Del Zotto (their first round draft pick last year) and Swiss forward Andres Ambühl...

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