1. Brett Favre to Return to NFL

    As a cheerleader. -LA, Finally putting an end to speculation, former NFL great and 3-time retiree, Brett Favre announced today he ‘would’ be coming back to the league. However, ‘not’ as a quarterback...

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  2. Sarah Palin to Become New Head of WNBA

    —New York. After weeks of speculation as to the reasons she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced—in the sporting world...

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  3. Golf to Initiate All-Star Event

    Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest. Step aside soccer exhibition matches, one-on-one celebrity poker tournaments, and pretty much the entire Olympics...

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  4. Track and Field to Be Renamed Adult Gym

    Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually, it might have been ’88, but stay with me...

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  5. 11 Reasons Why the Shaq Trade Makes Perfect Sense (humor)

    So the Big Aristotle did it. He once again forced himself out of a town he didn’t want to be in, a town he once professed his love for, and onto another team with what he hopes is a better chance to screw over Kobe—errr, get his fifth ring...

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  6. USGA Thinking It May Alter Rules: Only Big Names Allowed to Win Majors.

    Watching Ricky Barnes and Luke Glover play the US Open this weekend, many viewers were left with one question: ‘Who the [sic] are these guys?’ A question any child may ask, but certainly not a childish question...

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  7. Brett Favre Admits He's Half-Robot

    Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much like his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human. The other half, it was discovered, is robotic...

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  8. WNBA Copies Tennis: Alternate Surfaces, Hot Russian Girls (satire)

    This week in New York, David Stern sat down with the WNBA braintrust, and devised a new way to increase fan interest. Their solution, according to one unnamed source, was to "Follow the model of Women’s tennis...

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  9. NHL to Merge with American Idol (Satire)

    The New York Post is reporting that the NHL has merged with the producers behind American Idol. OK, SJJ has to admit, that’s not entirely true. A SJJ source "close" to The New York Post told me about the rumor...

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  10. Steroid Scandal Promotes New League

    Baseball to plan All-Juicing League. This morning, news broke out of the MLB headquarters, that baseball had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal that has rocked it’s sport: an All-Juicing League...

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