I am an Olympic athlete in a sport you have made jokes about...not cool. I sacrificed for years to represent my country, trained hours & hours when other people were out having a good time and put my body through a world of hurt to be the best I could be in my sport. Would love to teach you the technique and "race ya." (even retired, I think I could "beat ya" ~ :) All in fun ~ the part about "kicking your butt" --- but, the part about having respect for these walking athletes-- c'mon, man!