Listen, I'm just gonna lay it all out there on the line for you...writing on the internet is all about hating anonymously. That's all it is. You write a blurb and it gets posted somewhere and some guy who is sick of looking at a spreadsheet at work takes a look at it, and gets a chuckle. Maybe he tells someone about it, and soon there are 5 or 6 balding, single (or married to some disgusting fat red-lipstick-and-blue-eyeshadow hamburger gobbler) guys chillin' around his desk reading what you wrote and laughing at some poor guy's misfortune. So basically I know that the reason why I'm doing this is because I want to point out other's faults to mask my own, and I'm helping the general public do that as well. PS if your wife is ugly and that comment up there offended you, well, you probably shouldn't have married her then should you have? Exactly.
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