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brian clothier joined May 2009

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Brian Clothier was born on Maryland's scenic Eastern Shore in the summer of 1975. He spent his childhood drawing and playing sports. When he wasn't playing sports, he was watching sports or reading about sports.

While most kids were using the internet to look up porn in the school library, Brian was streaming baseball, football, hockey, or basketball online. He may have looked at some porn, too.

Brian wants to relocate to Denver where he can live with his fiancee (she's in med-school) and spend the football season at Invesco Field. He wants a job as a correspondent so he can afford to do both.

Brian's favorite sports teams include (but are not limited to) the Baltimore Orioles, the Washington Redskins, the Denver Broncos, the Washington Capitals, the Pittsburgh Penguins, the Los Angeles Lakers, the Washington Wizards, the UMD Terrapins basketball and football clubs, and the Ohio State University Buckeyes football team.

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Favorite Athletes

Cal Ripken, Jr., John Elway, Mario Lemieux, Magic Johnson
Favorite Sports Teams

Baltimore Orioles, Washington Redskins, Denver Broncos, Los Angeles Lakers, Pittsburgh Penguins
Favorite Coaches

Earl Weaver and Joe Gibbs
All Time Sports Moment

Super Bowl XXII
Most Memorable Game Attended

September 6, 1995 Oriole's vs. Angels Cal Ripken's 2131 game
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Cal Ripken Jr,s consecutive games record - 2,632
Ruth or Mays?

Mays. He was a 5-tool player.
Unitas or Montana?

Unitas. I'm from Maryland.
Jordan or Russell?

Jordan. I lived Jordan.
Gretzky or Orr?

Gretzky. He changed the face of the game AFTER Orr changed the face of the game.
Pele or Maradona?

Pele. He wears fedoras.
Federer or Sampras?

Sampras. There's none better.
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger. He has no rival.
Petty or Earnhardt?

I have 0 interest in NASCAR (and I live 20 minutes from the Monster Mile).
Schumacher or Senna?

again...
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

ACC!

Latest Articles »

Darrent Williams Slayed, Justice Postponed

06/02/2009

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Forever My Favorite: The 1997-'98 Denver Broncos

05/29/2009

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Good, Better, West: How The AFC West Measures Up

05/28/2009

28 reads 0 comments 0 likes

Sonia Sotomayor: Baseball's MVP

05/27/2009

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JW Nix said...

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this man belongs in Canton :

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/265091-crazy-canton-cuts-don-coryell

53 days ago

Blaine Spence said...

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Happy Birthday "Ironhead" where ever you are!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/261862-craig-heyward-a-man-called-ironhead

57 days ago

Blaine Spence said...

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"No room for racism"

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/233873-jessie-owens-one-of-the-greatest-athletes-of-all-time

104 days ago

JW Nix said...

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An old series of mine that is now a new series to b/r

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/231831-past-news-present-stain-future-shame

109 days ago

Blaine Spence said...

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The JR Richard Story:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/217945-from-unhittable-to-homeless-the-jr-richard-story

132 days ago

JW Nix said...

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You may be interested in checking this out :

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/212309-the-almost-all-time-dallas-cowboys-offense

142 days ago

A.J. DeMello said...

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The Raiders have hired three coaches on the offensive side of the ball that shouldn't go unnoticed, being that they are very experienced and have had success during their respectable coaching careers. Find out why that could make the Raiders offense go from mediocrity to dynamic:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/209207-three-new-coaches-will-help-cable-and-raiders-offense-significantly

147 days ago

JW Nix said...

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Hey?

I'm hitting up certain people on B/R who I think truly understand the history of the NFL.

Check out my post and see if you want to get on board

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/196064-nfl-fans-please-unite-for-the-sake-of-respect

168 days ago

JW Nix said...

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you may like this

it is a humor piece

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/193214-sports-begats-sports

172 days ago

Bob Warja said...

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A fun read...major league baseball alphabet.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/189150-come-to-think-of-it-an-ode-to-baseball-a-z

178 days ago

JW Nix said...

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you may like this

it is a look at a long time coach still doing his thing

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/187188-this-bugel-sounds-beautiful

179 days ago

Rocky Getters said...

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Hello Brian, my latest article, "Sports in the year 2032 AD!" ... a must read! I hope you'll find time to read it, thanks! Have a great day. :)

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/187448-sports-in-the-year-2032-ad

179 days ago

Blaine Spence said...

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Hello Brian,

Thought I would give The Relay for Life one more push before our big event Saturday. This one is a more in-depth look into the story of Dave Dravecky. Also posted a link for the Josiah Herring Funeral Fund!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/186686-outreach-of-hope-the-dave-dravecky-story-relay-for-life-part-two

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/186833-please-donate-to-the-josiah-herring-funeral-fund

179 days ago

L.J. Burgess said...

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http://www.mattwietersfacts.com/

180 days ago

Lawrence Barreca said...

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Hey Brian,
Matt Wieters is finally here, and he finds himself on my Week 9 Waiver Wire! Check out the entire list here: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/186395-the-fantasy-baseball-week-nine-waiver-wire.

180 days ago

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Darrent Williams Slayed, Justice Postponed

Forever My Favorite: The 1997-'98 Denver Broncos

Good, Better, West: How The AFC West Measures Up

Sonia Sotomayor: Baseball's MVP

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