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Weighing in on Larry Johnson

I gave myself some time to read up and consult with colleagues and friends about this move and I've tried to see it from every angle. I do not like the signing of Larry Johnson...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 12 days ago 1 reads 0 comments
Cincinnati Bengals: A Few Thoughts From Sunday

Wow, what a game yesterday! As the saying goes, it's better to be lucky than good. I'll take the win, but I certainly do not feel good about how we played. I take that back. I'm not happy about the way we coached...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about about 1 month ago 107 reads 0 comments
Bengals' Offensive Coordinator Deserves Some Props

During the week, I called out Bengals offensive coordinator Bob Bratkowski's ability to exploit weaknesses on opposing teams. On Sunday Brat did what I doubted he could do...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 2 months ago 2 reads 0 comments
Bengals Fans: Don't Give Up On Cedric Benson

I'm going to be frank: When the Bengals signed Cedric Benson last year, I was skeptical. While I didn't think Cedric was a terrible player, I was more concerned with the fact that we chose him over other available free agents at the time...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 2 months ago 38 reads 0 comments
Bengals win Thriller at Lambeau Field

After a heart breaking loss last week at home against the Denver Broncos, the Bengals rallied the troops to win a thriller at Lambeau Field, 31-24.There is no question who today's players of the game were...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 2 months ago 1 reads 0 comments
Al Davis Screws Us Again

The Cincinnati Zoo's eight-year-old cheetah, Sarah, broke the land speed record for a mammal yesterday.My sources are telling me that Al Davis, enamored by Sarah's pure speed, has traded a 2012 first-round draft pick to the Cincinnati Zoo for Sarah.

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 2 months ago 68 reads 1 comments
Cincinnati Bengals: Sunday Preview

Injury Updates Geoff Hobson is reporting that only Andre Smith (foot) and David Jones (foot) will miss the season opener on Sunday. Carson Palmer (ankle) appears to be healthy as does Chris Henry (thigh), Scott Kooistra (knee), and Roy Williams (thigh)...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 2 months ago 92 reads 2 comments
Contract Close for Cincinnati Bengals' Andre Smith?

Adam Schefter of ESPN is reporting that Andre Smith and the Bengals are 48 hours or less away from a contract agreement.Chad Ochocinco is also reporting, via twitter, that the deal is done, but I trust Chad about as much as I trust Joe Isuzu...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 307 reads 1 comments
2009 Cincinnati Bengals Season Preview

With the first two preseason games in the books, Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis will soon be making his final roster cuts as he prepares to enter into week one of the 2009 season...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 134 reads 0 comments
Just a Few Quick Impressions from the Preseason

Here are just a few quick impressions from the 2009 NFL Preseason: Chris "Slim" Henry It's only fitting that we start with Chris "Slim" Henry...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 218 reads 2 comments
When will Shaun Smith shut up?

Profootballtalk.com via WKNR, via the Akron Beacon-Journal is reporting that Shaun Smith verbally bombarded Cleveland GM George Kokinis after the Lions-Browns preseason game. Apparently, Smith is still extremely bitter about his release from the Browns...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 63 reads 1 comments
Judging the Cincinnati Bengals from Football That Doesn't Count

In their first two preseason games the Bengals have done little to change my initial judgment of the team. There isn't too much you can take from football games that don't count and are played ...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 247 reads 1 comments
Plaxico Burress Sentenced to Two Years in Prison

Although this has nothing to do with the Cincinnati Bengals, I believe it's worth mentioning. Today, former New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress was sentenced to two years in prison ...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 44 reads 0 comments
Another Sideshow Act from Scab Ocho Sucko!

I found these pictures over at CincyJungle and I have to ask the question....does anyone get tired of seeing shit like this? I am going to warn you...I am just about at my limit with Chad 85, so if the language gets out of hand I'm sorry...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 115 reads 1 comments
Players to watch tonight

Robert Geathers - How does he respond to his microfracture surgery and how much playing time will he see? It's fair to say that everyone had high hopes on what Geathers could become when he signed his big extension a few seasons ago...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 28 reads 0 comments
Michael Vick to the Philadelphia Eagles

ESPN is reporting that Michael Vick has signed a one-year contract for a team option for 2011 with the Philadelphia Eagles.I find this signing interesting considering I can find no analysts that even sniffed a rumor about Vick going to the Eagles...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 4 reads 0 comments
Why Jason Shirley Changed Positions

Not to try to trump Bob's earlier post, but I've been doing a little investigating as to why the Bengals coaching staff is so high on rookie DT Clinton McDonald...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 204 reads 0 comments
The Day After

Last night, while most NFL fans were enjoying the first episode of Hard Knocks, I was sitting around fuming that the cable I steal from my neighbor doesn't include Home Box Office television...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 65 reads 0 comments
Andre Smith's agent makes Bengals an offer

According to the Cincinnati Enquirer's Joe Reedy, the agent of first round pick Andre Smith, Alvin Keels, has made an offer to the Cincinnati Bengals for what appears to be a five year, 40 million dollar contract...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 172 reads 0 comments
Some random thoughts...

Words cannot described how excited I was to watch the premier of Hard Knocks last night. I have always liked this series and was really happy to hear that the Bengals would be the subject of the show this year...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 78 reads 1 comments
Anthony Collins Promoted to Cincinnati Bengals Starting Right Tackle

Is anyone else as excited to hear that Anthony Collins is looking great in training camp and has been promoted to first string right tackle? I know that he has been promoted due to the holdout ...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 146 reads 2 comments
Jason Shirley Moved to Guard?

Why not just cut him? The move tells us he had no chance of making this team as a defensive tackle, so why bump him over to offense? If the Bengals are that desperate for offensive line depth, ...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 133 reads 1 comments
Cincinnati Bengals First Cuts Get Kenny Watson

According to Cincinnati Enquirer Bengals beat writer Joe Reedy's twitter page, the team has made it's first cuts this morning, releasing RB Kenny Watson and FB J.D. Runnels...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 157 reads 1 comments
Al Davis Punches Mike Brown in the Nuts

OK, so the headline is a metaphor, but the real thing is probably worse than the best low jab Al Davis could land in the jewels...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 548 reads 32 comments
David Jones Out Four to Six Weeks

First let me say that Geoff Hobson punked the crap out of me with his "DJones out 4-6 weeks" headline on Bengals.comI immediately flipped out that we lost Dhani Jones for a month and started ...

Written by OneManCrimeWave about 3 months ago 88 reads 0 comments

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OneManCrimeWave Article Archive

Weighing in on Larry Johnson

Cincinnati Bengals: A Few Thoughts From Sunday

Bengals' Offensive Coordinator Deserves Some Props

Bengals Fans: Don't Give Up On Cedric Benson

Bengals win Thriller at Lambeau Field

Al Davis Screws Us Again

Cincinnati Bengals: Sunday Preview

Contract Close for Cincinnati Bengals' Andre Smith?

2009 Cincinnati Bengals Season Preview

Just a Few Quick Impressions from the Preseason

When will Shaun Smith shut up?

Judging the Cincinnati Bengals from Football That Doesn't Count

Plaxico Burress Sentenced to Two Years in Prison

Another Sideshow Act from Scab Ocho Sucko!

Players to watch tonight

Michael Vick to the Philadelphia Eagles

Why Jason Shirley Changed Positions

The Day After

Andre Smith's agent makes Bengals an offer

Some random thoughts...

Anthony Collins Promoted to Cincinnati Bengals Starting Right Tackle

Jason Shirley Moved to Guard?

Cincinnati Bengals First Cuts Get Kenny Watson

Al Davis Punches Mike Brown in the Nuts

David Jones Out Four to Six Weeks

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