Jimmy Clausen Punches Own Face, Notre Dame Enters Top 25 Boxing Poll (Satire)
11/25/2009
(Chris Murphy is a) 23-year-old University of Illinois journalism graduate who currently works as a high school sports writer for the Southtown Star on the south side of Chicago.
Why do people write their profiles in the third person?
I did get the Satire part of it. I just still felt it was garbage. Its stuff like this that makes Notre Dame fans hate everyone...
Christopher Murphy replied…
Why does he have to do the program a favor? You leave when your stock is...
Zach Beatty replied…
I understand that. I just personally feel his stock would be higher next year as a...
This article is utter garbage. Plain and simple. Clausen is half the reason for any sucess the Irish have had the past three years. the other...
Christopher Murphy replied…
Apparently you missed the "Satire" part in the title. Ask Santa for a sense of humor...
In an attempt to avoid losing to another school people forgot had a football team, Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen was seen punching himself in the face outside a bar at 2 a.m. It was the best use of his arm Notre Dame fans have seen all season...
In an attempt to avoid losing to another school people forgot had a football team, Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen was seen punching himself in the face outside a bar at 2 A.M. It was the best use of his arm Notre Dame fans have seen all season...
All I know is that Khalil Bell is their best RB..... haha
Christopher Murphy replied…
Damnit, Frank, with finding out about there being no It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or The...
The Illini are a great team with a great recruting class. Am I the only one who always thought Bruce Weber can't recruit until this year?...
Christopher Murphy replied…
Frank, it's funny how well a person can suddenly do their job when it's threatened.
The most depressing thing about this article is that there is no Sunny or The League this Thursday, they're on a two week break for the...
Just like the Chicago Bears, I press on with my mistake rather than fixing it and continue to headline my articles a week behind due to forgetting the bye week many moons ago...
After a two-year showing of complete mediocrity and borderline bad..ocrity in 2006 through 2008, the Fighting Illini of Illinois are back...
Hey Christopher,
I'm writing articles on the MLB 9s and thought you'd be interested in the Chicago Cubs' piece.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/289455-mlb-9s-chicago-cubs-are-ernie-banks-and-hack-wilson-the-best-ever
Let me know what you think.
Cheers,
Ash
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JW Nix said...
DeleteI think you may dig this piece written on hockey by K.D.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/289279-i-think-i-love-hockey
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