1. Please Stop Talking About David Ortiz

    He's bad, he's old, he's done, and he may have taken steroids. These are the things you will not hear anyone in the media say...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 175 reads 6 comments

  2. Fantasy Baseball Loves The '90s

    Many things are uttered and screamed during fantasy baseball season. We discuss them with friends, family, and strangers on the phone. Essentially any person who will listen to why we hate our team and the players who have "screwed" us...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 137 reads 0 comments

  3. Job Opening in Cleveland

    Company: The Cleveland CavaliersPosition: Guard/Forward/CenterLocation: Cleveland, OhioJob Status: SeasonalSalary: Probably too much Ad Expires: As soon as Lebron James leaves Cleveland Description ...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 182 reads 2 comments

  4. Under the Influence Jake Peavy Would Not Sign With the White Sox

    When I heard about the possible Jake Peavy trade to the Chicago White Sox, I was the first one to know for sure he would not come. Because I have gotten drunk with Jake Peavy...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 2,194 reads 1 comments

  5. Fantasy Baseball Killed My Pet Turtle

    Coach Chris Murphy sent out an open invitation for hitters who felt they were doing well to meet in his office on Sunday. We at Bleacher Report put a balding midget in a Red Sox uniform to pose as Dustin Pedroia to get the inside scoop...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 159 reads 0 comments

  6. Washington Nationals Not Pleased with Nation (Satire)

    When you are called the Washington Nationals, you represent not only Washington D.C., but every national in this country, and with that comes a lot of pressure...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 114 reads 0 comments

  7. Rain on The Idea to Have a Neutral Site For The World Series

    White Sox and Astros players are bundled up to the point where no part of their skin can be seen. What can be seen, however, are their nerves with each breathe they take blowing into the air...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 36 reads 0 comments

  8. The Future Is a Better Gift Than The Present For The Chicago White Sox

    You do not win with a mixture of inexperience, awful starting pitching and extremely old baseball players. It just does not work...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 169 reads 0 comments

  9. Fantasy Baseball: It's What Was Eating Gilbert Grape

    This just in—Chris Murphy holds open-door meeting for his closers due to the fact the press can hear him screaming anyway. Murphy started the meeting by punching Kevin Gregg in the face...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 189 reads 0 comments

  10. It's Been A Luongo Time Coming

    As I watched the Chicago Blackhawks continually push the puck passed Roberto Luongo and completely shock the hockey world moving onto the Western Conference finals at a pub on the south side of Chicago, I could not help but wish this meant more to me...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 228 reads 1 comments

  11. Fantasy Baseball: It's What Willis Wasn't Talking About

    This just in: Chris Murphy held a pitchers-only meeting for his fantasy players. We, however, were able to find an old Michael Jackson wig, a sumo wrestling suit, and punched one of ...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 159 reads 1 comments

  12. Fantasy Baseball: More Deadly than Swine Flu

    This just in: Chris Murphy holds closed door meeting with his fantasy players. We, however, put a Manny Ramirez jersey on a pregnant Jamaican woman to get the inside scoop...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 244 reads 0 comments

  13. NBA: We Finally Got the Point

    The point guard position seemed to have been lost and forgotten, except by teams that wanted to and won championships.The Spurs had Tony Parker. The Pistons had Chauncey Billups. The Celtics had Rajon Rondo...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 143 reads 5 comments

  14. Manny Ramirez—Say It Ain't Steroids

    Keep your eye on the ball, baseball was supposed to be the sport in which any size or shape could participate and succeed as long as you kept your eye on the ball. It was a saying to live your life by...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 311 reads 0 comments

  15. The '05 Chicago White Sox: The Greatest Thing These Blue Eyes Have Ever Seen

    As I stared at the ninth inning of Game Four of the 2005 World Series on the big screen TV at Fat City, a Champaign, Ill...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 153 reads 3 comments

  16. Welcome to Sunday School in Chicago

    There is no choice when you grow up in Chicago as to what football team to cheer for. You are raised to believe Mike Ditka is god, Soldier Field is your place of worship, and the Green Bay Packers are the devil...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 217 reads 5 comments

  17. At the Beary Least, Cutler Makes Chicago a Contender

    In order for the Chicago Bears to succeed in their 2009 campaign they must stay healthy, improve and perhaps completely change their defense and protect Jay Cutler. Cutler, however, cannot be the be-all and end-all of this football team...

    Chris Murphy Written by Chris Murphy about 5 years ago 56 reads 5 comments