1. Houston Astros Sing The Blues

    The Houston Astros, at 18-26, are now securely in last place in the N.L. Central, courtesy of a sweep by the evil in-state rival Texas Rangers and after losing the first two games in their series with the Cincinnati Reds...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 103 reads 0 comments

  2. Dallas Cowboys Random Thoughts

    I must admit, I still believe Dallas gave up way too much (a good cornerback in Anthony Henry) to get 36-year-old journeyman quarterback Jon Kitna...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 324 reads 0 comments

  3. 2009 NBA Draft Cancelled Due to "Clippers Curse" (Satire)

    Saying they have no desire to play for the Los Angeles Clippers, a team once dubbed by Sports Illustrated as professional sports' worst franchise, all the NBA prospects have announced they're sitting out the 2009 NBA draft...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 1,202 reads 2 comments

  4. Astros-Brewers: Wandy Rodriguez Pitches Houston to Victory

    If they ever did a remake of Field of Dreams, they should do so with all the Houston Astros hitters out at a corn field...

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  5. Cowboys Stadium Is What Dallas Will Call Its New Stadium (for Now)

    Apparently, Dallas Cowboys owner/general manager/micromanager/marketer/aspiring head coach Jerry Jones has been unable to find someone willing to pay what he considers an acceptable price for ...

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  6. Houston Astros Win a Slugfest, Lance Berkman Crosses the Mendoza Line

    Good news and bad news about the Houston Astros' latest game against the Colorado Rockies. First, the bad news: Astros starter Mike Hampton pitched six innings, giving up seven hits and five earned runs...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 114 reads 0 comments

  7. Houston Astros Pitchers Make Colorado Rockies Fans Happy

    Someone forgot to tell the Houston Astros that Coors Field is supposed to be a HITTERS' ballpark. It's 11-1, the Colorado Rockies leading Houston going into the bottom of the eighth inning...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 111 reads 0 comments

  8. Houston Astros for Month of April: Hitting Must Improve

    The first month of the MLB season was rough on Houston Astros hitters with only two players (Miguel Tejada and Geoff Blum) finishing with an above-.300 batting average. Tejada hit .315 while Blum was close behind at ...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 61 reads 0 comments

  9. Cowboys Accident and Another Stadium Name Idea

    I was really floored the other day. I frequent a Christian forum, where we talk about sports in one section. The very first to offer condolences for the Cowboys players and coaches for their ...

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  10. Roy Oswalt and Pink Help Houston Astros Sweep San Diego Padres

    You're probably thinking, "Roy Oswalt, I get, but PINK?!" No, I'm not talking about the sometimes-blond, sometimes-pink-haired pop star, but rather the pink bats for Mother's Day...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 78 reads 0 comments

  11. Houston Astros Defeat San Diego Padres in Nail-Biter

    In 2006, I finally broke a lifelong nail-biting habit. I should be thankful I didn't watch tonight's game where the Houston Astros outlasted the San Diego Padres 5-4. If I had, my nails would probably be bleeding and down to the quicks again...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 120 reads 0 comments

  12. Wandy Rodriguez: Just What the Houston Astros' Doctor Ordered

    So, the Houston Astros' bullpen was in grave need of rest, lest the Astros go further into the grave of last place in the NL Central...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 93 reads 0 comments

  13. Houston Astros Fans, Look at the Bright Side

    At least our team's making fans of other baseball teams happy. An overworked bullpen and an ineffective starter led to another Chicago Cubs victory over the Houston Astros. Chicago scored a run in the first inning...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 91 reads 0 comments

  14. Leon Lett to Earn College Degree

    Ever wonder whatever happened to Leon Lett, Cowboys fans? You know, that defensive lineman for the Cowboys who, despite some very embarrassing miscues on the field (and, of course, off), was a brilliant pass rusher for the Cowboys...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 224 reads 1 comments

  15. Astros-Cubs: Houston Lose to Chicago, Remain in N.L. Central Cellar

    First, let me preface my comments by saying that as someone who spent many years attending a Baptist church (like Houston Astros owner Drayton McLane), I'm sure he's a nice guy. Heck, he teaches Sunday School...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 85 reads 5 comments

  16. Dallas Cowboys' Approach in NFL Draft More about Character

    When reading about the Dallas Cowboys, I usually head over to the San Antonio Express-News to read what America's team beat writer, Tom Orsborn, has to say...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 354 reads 6 comments

  17. Houston Astros Lance Berkman Seeks to Cross Mendoza Line

    Houston Astros first baseman Lance Berkman’s getting off to one of those slow starts, the kind players dread as they hear fans complain about how someone making millions of dollars a year ...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 169 reads 2 comments

  18. What Will the Dallas Cowboys' New Stadium Be Named?

    A friend who covers the Dallas Cowboys for a Texas metro newspaper tells me the team has to name the new stadium. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, a brilliant marketer, stands to make lots of money off the naming rights...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 1,166 reads 4 comments

  19. What I Fear About the Houston Astros

    Houston is currently 11-15 and in last place in the N.L. Central division. Their losses have resulted from two primary causes: great pitching, but terrible hitting and terrible pitching...

    Richard Zowie Written by Richard Zowie about 5 years ago 125 reads 0 comments