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Hey Selig, You Have Two Choices: Drop The BBWAA, Or Start Losing Fans

BBWAA voters are the stupidest people in the world. Sorry islamist extremist, after a stong hold of nearly a decade, you are officialy dethroned...

Written by Matt Foote about 6 days ago 23 reads 0 comments
The Top Five Forgotten MLB Rookie Of The Year Candidates(NL Version)

My stats are the basic triple crown ones and whatever stat they used to make eligibility, plus fielding percentage when I see fit, and Slugging, and OPS+ again when I see fit. I wil lindicate non triple crown stats by what they are...

Written by Matt Foote about 8 days ago 72 reads 4 comments
Dear BBWAA: Why Jose Canseco Deserves The Hall Of Fame

Dear respective members of the Baseball Writers Association of America, Hello, my name is Matthew David Louis 'The Threat' Foote. I am writing to you on behalf of one baseball player that deserved something that you denied him wrongfully...

Written by Matt Foote about 13 days ago 54 reads 5 comments
Three People I Trust To Take Over For Tony Larussa

Title says it all. He won't be here forever sadly, soo gotta have a backup plan! A first grade teacher explains to her class that she’s a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they’re Cubs fans, too...

Written by Matt Foote about 21 days ago 42 reads 0 comments
The One Reason The Cubs Are The Most Consistant Sports Team EVER

Now anyone who has read any of my articles knows I hate the CUbs a lot more then the next guy. Cardinals rule. Plain and simple. Yet I can't deny that the Cubs are the most consistant team in baseball...

Written by Matt Foote about 21 days ago 13 reads 0 comments
Why The St.louis Cardinals Are The Best Baseball Through and Through

Albert Pujols.Ozzie Smith.Lou Brock.Ken Boyer.Stan "THE MAN" Musial.Albert Fred "Red" Schoendienst.Tim McCarver.Jerome Hanna "Dizzy" Dean.Bob Gibson.Lou Brock.Rogers Hornsby.Bruce Sutter.Joe Torre...

Written by Matt Foote about about 1 month ago 22 reads 0 comments
He's Baaaack: Larussa Resigns, Along With Big Mac Himself

Tony has returned as the Cards manager. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it would happen.

Written by Matt Foote about about 1 month ago 31 reads 0 comments
Yankee Stadium Has Cracks?: Who's to Blame?

The New York Yankees might look rock solid, but the concrete at their new stadium is drawing extra scrutiny amid a probe of construction companies. Concrete ramps at the $1.5 billion ballpark have been troubled by cracks this summer...

Written by Matt Foote about about 1 month ago 39 reads 2 comments
Hey, Golf's in: Top Five Sports That Should Be In The Olympics

Golf recently made the 2016 Summer Olympic Games. Beating out shunned sports like Baseball and Softball. I mena really? Golf? Yea, it was a sport a long time ago, and by long I mean it was in the 1904 St...

Written by Matt Foote about about 1 month ago 118 reads 0 comments
Now Thats News!: Tiger Makes His First Billion

Michael Jordan, eat your heart out. Tiger Woods is the first athlete to reach a billion dollars in career earnings, according to Forbes.com, cementing his status as the top pitchman/athlete in sports history...

Written by Matt Foote about 2 months ago 17 reads 0 comments
A New Twist On The 103 Infamous Steroid List

Ok, this is an interesting way to put this. Remember the 103 players on that list? Heres a new spin on the story. Long ago, on a planet not that far away, there lived a peaceful race of otters...

Written by Matt Foote about 2 months ago 31 reads 4 comments
A New Kind Of Record For Albert Pujols

"Albert Pujols holds plenty of batting records, but on Sunday he bolstered his standing in the game's history in another way...

Written by Matt Foote about 2 months ago 17 reads 0 comments
Break Open The Champagne: Cardinals Are NL Central Champs

"For nearly two months, they've taken the field as the dominant team in the National League Central. On Saturday night, the twice made-over Cardinals celebrated at Coors Field as champions once again...

Written by Matt Foote about 2 months ago 36 reads 0 comments
The Real News: USA Bans High Tech Swim Gear

"USA Swimming has voted to ban high-tech swim suits three months before the sport's world governing body is expected to do the same...

Written by Matt Foote about 2 months ago 1 reads 0 comments
New Cardinals Slogan: 2009 = 2006

Remember Joe Maddon's 9=8? Nine players equals 1 of 8 play off teams. I still would like a 9=8 shirt..that's beside the point. Anyway, thinking of that, and the Cards 2009 playoff certain year it reminds me of many things in the 2006 season...

Written by Matt Foote about 2 months ago 36 reads 4 comments
Interview With Future Cardinals Third Baseman Matt Foote, Part One [Humor]

This is an interview I conducted with future St. Louis Cardinals third baseman Matthew David Foote. You have no clue how hard this was to get...

Written by Matt Foote about 2 months ago 23 reads 0 comments
$208,097,414: The Five Craziest Things I Would Buy With The Yankees Payroll

Man thats a lot of cash. Plenty of things to buy. Including the best players out there. Remeber to support my bid for my own Tv show: Baseball in the mid afternoon...

Written by Matt Foote about 2 months ago 202 reads 3 comments
2010 St.Louis Cardinals Predictions

Included: Season Record and Postseason, Ball Park Village, Lineup and Starting Rotation, and much more! Not sure what else to put sooooooo, Remeber to support my bid for my own Tv show: Baseball in the mid afternoon...

Written by Matt Foote about 2 months ago 129 reads 17 comments
Albert Pujols Triple Crown: Heres How To Get It Done

Shoot Hanley Ramirez. Wooo wooo hold on. Everyone who isn't a Marlins fan...wait. Ok anyone besides the 3 Marlins fans I see at the Marlins games will agree. Hanley needs to go down. I mean come on...

Written by Matt Foote about 2 months ago 6 reads 0 comments
Pedro Outpitches Giants Ace: I Think Hes Legit

"PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Pedro Martineztossed seven impressive innings to outpitch Tim Lincecum, Ryan Howarddoubled in the tiebreaking run and the Philadelphia Phillies beat the San Francisco Giants 2-1 on Thursday night...

Written by Matt Foote about 3 months ago 11 reads 0 comments
Beast From The Middle East: Pirates Close To Signing Iraqi Shoe Thrower

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244784-beast-from-the-middle-east-pirates-in-talk-for-iraqi-shoe-thrower Update from previous article (link above.) It appears the Pirates will pursue Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the fireballing shoe thrower from Iraq...

Written by Matt Foote about 3 months ago 8 reads 0 comments
Beast From The Middle East: Pirates In Talk For Iraqi Shoe Thrower

An Iraqi journalist jailed after hurling his shoes at former President George W. Bush will be released next month after his sentence was reduced for good behavior, his lawyer said Saturday...

Written by Matt Foote about 3 months ago 25 reads 2 comments
One New Award MLB Should Try Out

The Sir Sidney Ponson Award. It goes to the player who is said they are going to succeed but actually sucks the most in each league. I believe Milton Bradley or Brad Lidge and Dustin Pedroia would get it this year...

Written by Matt Foote about 3 months ago 19 reads 0 comments
Stephen Strasburg: Before There Were Millions There Were...Borritos?

This is a collection of interesting facts I found about Stepehn STrasburg before he was the phenom he is today. But Strasburg won just one game as a junior at West Hills High outside San Diego, ...

Written by Matt Foote about 3 months ago 3 reads 0 comments
It's Fightin Time: Top Five Baseball Teams You Don't Wanna Mess With

Title says it all, so i'm using this space to self promote myself! Remeber to support my bid for my own Tv show: Baseball in the mid afternoon...

Written by Matt Foote about 3 months ago 106 reads 7 comments

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Matt Foote Article Archive

Hey Selig, You Have Two Choices: Drop The BBWAA, Or Start Losing Fans

The Top Five Forgotten MLB Rookie Of The Year Candidates(NL Version)

Dear BBWAA: Why Jose Canseco Deserves The Hall Of Fame

Three People I Trust To Take Over For Tony Larussa

The One Reason The Cubs Are The Most Consistant Sports Team EVER

Why The St.louis Cardinals Are The Best Baseball Through and Through

He's Baaaack: Larussa Resigns, Along With Big Mac Himself

Yankee Stadium Has Cracks?: Who's to Blame?

Hey, Golf's in: Top Five Sports That Should Be In The Olympics

Now Thats News!: Tiger Makes His First Billion

A New Twist On The 103 Infamous Steroid List

A New Kind Of Record For Albert Pujols

Break Open The Champagne: Cardinals Are NL Central Champs

The Real News: USA Bans High Tech Swim Gear

New Cardinals Slogan: 2009 = 2006

Interview With Future Cardinals Third Baseman Matt Foote, Part One [Humor]

$208,097,414: The Five Craziest Things I Would Buy With The Yankees Payroll

2010 St.Louis Cardinals Predictions

Albert Pujols Triple Crown: Heres How To Get It Done

Pedro Outpitches Giants Ace: I Think Hes Legit

Beast From The Middle East: Pirates Close To Signing Iraqi Shoe Thrower

Beast From The Middle East: Pirates In Talk For Iraqi Shoe Thrower

One New Award MLB Should Try Out

Stephen Strasburg: Before There Were Millions There Were...Borritos?

It's Fightin Time: Top Five Baseball Teams You Don't Wanna Mess With

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