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Allegiances: Cavs, Lebron, Indians, Browns (begrudgingly), Cleveland (begrudgingly), Manny (gladly)

Enemies: Detroit, NY, NJ, White Sox, Bahston, Marlins, Spurs, Wizards, and all their fans and associates.

Occupation: The Bawse

Hobbies: Basketball; booze; literature; making loooooove; certain TV shows; music; film; passing out in sewers, meeting a giant fish, f'ing its brains out; not sleeping mother-f'er of that yak and that bourbon, doin 120 getting blank while I'm swervin; jizzing in my pants.

Music: Blues, Classic Rock, Southern Rock, Disco, Punk, Ska, Reggae, Old School Hip-Hop, songs that really remind me I grew up in the 90's, Sublime, FUNK in all its glorious forms.

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Favorite Athletes

Lebron, MJ, Pete Rose, Brett Favre, Peyton Manning, all the old school guys from the 70's that used to blow lines all night and wake up for the game, Jerry West (Clutch), Mike Tyson (Crazy)
Favorite Sports Teams

Cavs
Favorite Coaches

Pete Rose (always bet on his team to win), Nate McMillan, Phil Jackson
All Time Sports Moment

It's comin. I can feel it. Go Cavs.
Most Memorable Game Attended

1995 Indians playoff game against the Mariners. Cleveland fans know how to represent.
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Joe D hitting streak
Ruth or Mays?

Willie Mays Hays
Unitas or Montana?

Montana (begrudgingly)
Jordan or Russell?

Jordan
Gretzky or Orr?

Hockey?
Pele or Maradona?

Football?
Federer or Sampras?

Sampras for life - except at French Open
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger - he's really f'n good
Petty or Earnhardt?

Nascar, seriously?
Schumacher or Senna?

F1?
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

College sports are just not very good, sorry

Latest Articles »

Steve Nash Still Owes Mike D'antoni a Little Bit of a Thank You

11/12/2009

454 reads 4 comments 0 likes

NBA Offseason: Rasheed and KG Together, Still Not Sold on Artest, Etc.

07/07/2009

684 reads 10 comments 0 likes

The Demise of the Triangle Offense

07/04/2009

391 reads 14 comments 0 likes

Why Hast Thou Forsaken Us, Danny Ferry?

06/26/2009

274 reads 2 comments 0 likes

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Lisa Jackson commented on Steve Nash Still Owes Mike D'antoni a Little Bit of a Thank You

I'd say the 'thank you' should be reciprocal. Mike found a player who fit his style of coaching as much as Steve found a coach who...

Jessica Reuter said...

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Thanks, I guess I didn't think of it, I was so pissed off at Dwight :)
I edited it. :)

But thanks for bringing up the Courtney Lee situation to depress me ;)

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Steve Nash Still Owes Mike D'antoni a Little Bit of a Thank You

NBA Offseason: Rasheed and KG Together, Still Not Sold on Artest, Etc.

The Demise of the Triangle Offense

Why Hast Thou Forsaken Us, Danny Ferry?

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