Flattish Poe

Flattish Poe

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About

Writer, whiner, MILF. Censored off B/R in September 2011. Find out why here: http://tinyurl.com/2dirty4BR

And check out life -- one-liner at a time at http://twitter.com/ABabesTake.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Shane Victorino, Jayson Werth, Raul Ibanez, Justin McBride

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Philadelphia Phillies

  • Favorite Coaches

    Charlie Manuel

  • All Time Sports Moment

    The Phillies winning the 2008 World Series

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    The 2008 NLDS Championship game

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Justin McBride's lifetime earnings of $5,000,000 in Pro Bull Riders

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Willie Mays

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Joe Montana

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Michael Jordan

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Wayne Gretzky because he's involved in Pro Bull Riders

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Don't know nothing 'bout Soccer

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Pete Sampras because he's one cool camper.

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger Woods, hands down.

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Jeff Gordon

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Danica Patrick

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Big 10. I'm from Iowa so the only team in the state is the Iowa Hawkeyes.

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  • Matt Goldberg posted 522 days ago

    Matt Goldberg

    Your new piece is awesome...everyone: follow the link and enjoy!!

  • Rich Lauterbach posted 523 days ago

    Rich Lauterbach

    I was wondering if Flattish Poe would post a photo of her wearing that new Haines t-shirt showing her "una-boob?" Your self deprecating humor is so refreshing in today's cynical self absorbing world,and you write great articles about the Phillies besides

  • Matt Goldberg posted 536 days ago

    Matt Goldberg

    Again, I'm flattered (and honored) by the "Flattish" seal of approval.
    I am a big fan of your writing. Thank you!

  • Jim McNulty posted 537 days ago

    Jim McNulty

    Thanks for the "like"!

  • Jeff Wahl posted 623 days ago

    Jeff Wahl

    well since you're a fan of farce...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/398191-god-creator-of-worlds-decider-of-super-bowls

  • Chris Stephens posted 662 days ago

    Chris Stephens

    Just wrote an article on Roy Halladay and the Cy Young award. Check it out at http://bleacherreport.com/articles/382681-is-it-too-early-to-give-roy-halladay-the-nl-cy-young-award

  • Scott Eisenlohr posted 696 days ago

    Scott Eisenlohr

    Wanna join my league, here is the link or you can contact me at Eisenhicks@aol.com:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/365700-fantasy-baseballs-your-game-have-i-got-a-deal-for-you

  • Scott Eisenlohr posted 717 days ago

    Scott Eisenlohr

    Ya said to send my next story. My one friend who tell me that this is one gay story. Hitting my metrosexual side:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/352922-olympic-women-skaters-make-this-whale-of-a-dad-wail

  • Scott Eisenlohr posted 720 days ago

    Scott Eisenlohr

    If ya want give me your funny meter. Hey, you made the lede of my story:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/350860-phillies-jayson-werth-whats-behind-all-that-hair

  • JW Nix posted 783 days ago

    JW Nix

    you may like this :

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/312644-chris-henry-may-inspire-the-bengals-to-a-title

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