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Anthony Ascue joined April 2009

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About Anthony »

I'm a comedian and an MMA elitist. I'm also a female fluffer, part time.

Top 10 songs I recommend you listen to NOW (In order):
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1) Jace Everett "Bad Things"
2) Heart "Magic Man"
3) Garbage "#1 Crush"
4) Buck 65 "Drawing Curtains"
5) Lupe Fiasco "Daydreaming"
6) Immortal Technique "The 3rd World"
7) K OS "Clap Ur Handz"
8) Everclear "Local God"
9) The Pixie's "Dig For Fire"
10) My Morning Jacket "Smokin From Shootin"

Seriously, do yourself a favor and download these songs. Grab your favorite headphones,
and listen to them in order. This track list will blow your mind.

... You're welcome.

NOW DISCOVER NEW MUSIC WITH: Anthony's track of the week!!! (F*ck Yeah)

Mors Principium Est "Lost Beyond Retrieval"

-I apologize for not updating the song of the week for the past two weeks. That's just how good the last song was. Anyway, today I'm feeling a little metal. Not too heavy, I just need something heavily guitar driven and melodic. Something with a bad ass guitar solo, and a sweet & easy to follow riff. And then I thought, Mors Principium Est, "Lost Beyond Retrieval." It's the perfect song. Now if you've never heard of the band, I don't blame you. They're not exactly chart topping. But, that aside they are a very solid death metal band that's easy to listen to (if you're into death metal), and very melodic with their riffs and drumming. Mind you this track is an instrumental, so even if you're not into death metal, but are a fan of metal anyway, you'll dig this track. A lot.

Enjoy.

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UFC Fantasy Pool Results (V. 7)

09/20/2009

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UFC Fantasy Pool Results (V. 6.5)

09/17/2009

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Professional Boxing Promoter Calls MMA "Homosexual"

09/11/2009

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UFC Fantasy Pool Results (V. 6)

08/30/2009

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Mike D said...

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I shall start a scholarship fund in your honor

4 days ago

Mike D said...

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My condolences to your family

5 days ago

Mike D said...

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Did you die ?

If so, don't worry about replying

8 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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Still doubting me my friend? LOL!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/291056-breaking-news-again-lesnar-may-be-headed-for-ufc-

14 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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I know you are going to love this one LOL!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286287-breaking-news-fedor-still-the-man

22 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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I know you are going to love this one LOL!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286287-breaking-news-fedor-still-the-man

22 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283839-breaking-news-brock-lesnar-planning-ufc-retirement

26 days ago

The Truth Turcott said...

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hey Anthony where you been...miss the debates...if you have a minute...appreciate your insight and input http://bleacherreport.com/articles/278837-could-kryptonite-stop-superman-not-in-the-judges-eyes thanks man

35 days ago

Paul Hand said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/278104-mauricio-rua-robbed-in-light-heavyweight-bout

36 days ago

Derek Bolender said...

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Check out my latest article on Shogun Rua, based on an interview I did with him this week. (a bit of a comeback article for me) Thanks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/275241-mauricio-shogun-rua-ready-to-shock-the-world-at-ufc-104

41 days ago

Paul Hand said...

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I am aboard the bleacher train. How are things mate? Good luck.

Paul

46 days ago

Bob Fletcher said...

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Haha little worried?? I crapped myself when I saw that lol!
Thank you sir :)

47 days ago

Bob Fletcher said...

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Hey man, I'd like to swap Gabriel Gonzaga for Johny Hendricks in the fantasy pool. Thanks :)

47 days ago

King J said...

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Anthony,

We finished our MMA film extended trailer bro!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/266296-king-j-producing-temecula-skeletor-the-greatest-mma-film-of-all-time

56 days ago

Flyin' Hawaiian said...

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I was thinking about giving you Hendo for Thiago, and then trading him to Nate Lawson for someone ridiculous (Lawson is a Thiago Silva fan for whatever reason).

There was just one problem: Nate doesn't have any ridiculous fighters. His roster isn't what I would call "strong."

57 days ago

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Professional Boxing Promoter Calls MMA …

Received 50 comments • September 11, 2009
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Great Debate: Silver Medal

UFC 2009 Fantasy Pool Results V. 2

Received 50 comments • June 13, 2009
Great Debate [article title]

Great Debate: Silver Medal

UFC 2009 Fantasy Pool Draft Update

Received 50 comments • May 20, 2009
Great Debate [article title]

Great Debate: Silver Medal

UFC 2009 Fantasy Pool

Received 50 comments • May 19, 2009
Great Debate [article title]

Great Debate: Bronze Medal

UFC Fantasy Pool Results (V. 7)

Received 25 comments • September 20, 2009
Great Debate [article title]

Great Debate: Bronze Medal

The Long Story Of The MMA Fan

Received 25 comments • August 24, 2009
Great Debate [article title]

Great Debate: Bronze Medal

UFC Fantasy Pool Results (V. 5)

Received 25 comments • August 09, 2009
Great Debate [article title]

Great Debate: Bronze Medal

UFC Fantasy Pool Results (V. 4)

Received 25 comments • July 13, 2009
Great Debate [article title]

Great Debate: Bronze Medal

UFC Fantasy Pool Results (V. 3)

Received 25 comments • June 21, 2009
Great Debate [article title]

Great Debate: Bronze Medal

Cro Cop Done With The UFC?

Received 25 comments • June 14, 2009
Great Debate [article title]

Great Debate: Bronze Medal

UFC 2009 Fantasy Pool Results V. 1

Received 25 comments • May 24, 2009

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