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I'm a comedian and an MMA elitist. I'm also a female fluffer, part time.

Top 10 songs I recommend you listen to NOW (In order):
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1) Jace Everett "Bad Things"
2) Heart "Magic Man"
3) Garbage "#1 Crush"
4) Buck 65 "Drawing Curtains"
5) Lupe Fiasco "Daydreaming"
6) Immortal Technique "The 3rd World"
7) K OS "Clap Ur Handz"
8) Everclear "Local God"
9) The Pixie's "Dig For Fire"
10) My Morning Jacket "Smokin From Shootin"

Seriously, do yourself a favor and download these songs. Grab your favorite headphones,
and listen to them in order. This track list will blow your mind.

... You're welcome.

NOW DISCOVER NEW MUSIC WITH: Anthony's track of the week!!! (F*ck Yeah)

Mors Principium Est "Lost Beyond Retrieval"

-I apologize for not updating the song of the week for the past two weeks. That's just how good the last song was. Anyway, today I'm feeling a little metal. Not too heavy, I just need something heavily guitar driven and melodic. Something with a bad ass guitar solo, and a sweet & easy to follow riff. And then I thought, Mors Principium Est, "Lost Beyond Retrieval." It's the perfect song. Now if you've never heard of the band, I don't blame you. They're not exactly chart topping. But, that aside they are a very solid death metal band that's easy to listen to (if you're into death metal), and very melodic with their riffs and drumming. Mind you this track is an instrumental, so even if you're not into death metal, but are a fan of metal anyway, you'll dig this track. A lot.

Enjoy.

Anthony's Recent Articles

UFC Fantasy Pool Results (V. 7)

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MMA (16),
Fighting (13),
Stats (10),
UFC (3),
Opinion (2),
Regional MMA (2),
Breaking News (2),
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by Doctor
1 day ago

I know you are going to love this one LOL!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286287-breaking-news-fedor-still-the-man
by Doctor
1 day ago

I know you are going to love this one LOL!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286287-breaking-news-fedor-still-the-man
by Doctor
5 days ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283839-breaking-news-brock-lesnar-planning-ufc-retirement
by The Truth
13 days ago

hey Anthony where you been...miss the debates...if you have a minute...appreciate your insight and input http://bleacherreport.com/articles/278837-could-kryptonite-stop-superman-not-in-the-judges-eyes thanks man
by Paul
15 days ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/278104-mauricio-rua-robbed-in-light-heavyweight-bout
by Derek
19 days ago

Check out my latest article on Shogun Rua, based on an interview I did with him this week. (a bit of a comeback article for me) Thanks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/275241-mauricio-shogun-rua-ready-to-shock-the-world-at-ufc-104
by Paul
24 days ago

I am aboard the bleacher train. How are things mate? Good luck.

Paul
by Bob
26 days ago

Haha little worried?? I crapped myself when I saw that lol!
Thank you sir :)
by Bob
26 days ago

Hey man, I'd like to swap Gabriel Gonzaga for Johny Hendricks in the fantasy pool. Thanks :)
by King
about 1 month ago

Anthony,

We finished our MMA film extended trailer bro!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/266296-king-j-producing-temecula-skeletor-the-greatest-mma-film-of-all-time
by Flyin' Hawaiian
about 1 month ago

I was thinking about giving you Hendo for Thiago, and then trading him to Nate Lawson for someone ridiculous (Lawson is a Thiago Silva fan for whatever reason).

There was just one problem: Nate doesn't have any ridiculous fighters. His roster isn't what I would call "strong."
by Wyatt
about 1 month ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/265775-mma-rumors-another-retirement-big-nog-gets-title-match-and-more?just_published=1
by Flyin' Hawaiian
about 1 month ago

Oh helll naww
by Kountry
about 1 month ago

Hey Anthony

Rampage is coming back to the UFC!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/264204-expect-to-see-evans-and-jackson-meet-in-the-octagon-early-next-year?just_published=1
by Ken
about 1 month ago

ok then I'm going to change the guy I'm dropping from Gugerty to Brilz in October.

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